Open letters

[Deleted User] · February 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_open-letters-1?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:827d7d0c-daad-40e0-a0d9-5c5e23fad1e8Post:f397e16f-8a32-4aca-b795-c27af4ca7fcd">Re: Open letters</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear LaurenClaire - I pronounce Capri Suns and Capri Pants exactly the same. I'm so confused how you say them differently. LOL. Hugs from the midwest Stacks
Posted by Stackeye210[/QUOTE]

Haha same here. I am confused now.

betrothed123 · February 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_open-letters-1?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:827d7d0c-daad-40e0-a0d9-5c5e23fad1e8Post:f397e16f-8a32-4aca-b795-c27af4ca7fcd">Re: Open letters</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear LaurenClaire - I pronounce Capri Suns and Capri Pants exactly the same. I'm so confused how you say them differently. LOL. Hugs from the midwest Stacks
Posted by Stackeye210[/QUOTE]
Cosigned,
Betrothed

kate51485 · February 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_open-letters-1?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:827d7d0c-daad-40e0-a0d9-5c5e23fad1e8Post:076268e0-c546-4427-a75a-6ee4c920f19a">Re: Open letters</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear Ben, Please stop being 5. I have to register for your kindergarten tomorrow and it makes me realize you really are a big boy. I'm so proud of you, but I want you to be a baby forever. Can we work that out? Love, Mommy
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

This melted my heart! :)

bbyckes · February 2010

LC, it's Capri, like the Capri Sun. Although, I've heard it pronounced both ways. Just don't call me, Caprice. I hates it.

bbyckes · February 2010

Dear FI,

Please stopped deleting my DVR'd Lifetime Movies. Yes, I know it annoys you that I watch them repeatedly. I love them. And don't think for one moment that I believe that it was a "mistake." Stop yer lyin'.

Grrrr,

Me

lyndausvi · February 2010

Dear DSL company,

How hard is it to keep extra equipment on hand in case of an emergeny?? You know we live on an island, if something breaks and you need a part you know it will take a couple of days to receive the new part, thus pissing off a lot of customers in the mean time.

In the future lets be a little more forward thinking and keep parts on hand 'just in case'. Your customers will thank you.

Signed, pissed off customer

(I'm having to pay for another service for internet in the mean time)

opalsky007 · February 2010

Dear best friend,

When did you become so freaking needy and insensitive? Yesterday you scolded me and H for working hard jobs because we could easily have a job like yours, the cushiest effing job ever. Then when I needed to talk about something serious, you blew me off, for the millionth time this year, to talk about how much your life sucks.

Advice: there are guys out there who are not shady, and are also not your best friends. Hook up with these guys instead, and things should go better for you. And for just once, could you be a little supportive for me, too? I don't recognize you sometimes anymore, and it worries me on a lot of levels.

mocha beans · February 2010

Dear Cat-

Please stop trying to lay on top of the laptop while I'm using it. I love that you're so snuggly all the time, but this is getting annoying.

Sincerely-
Your human

[Deleted User] · February 2010

dear "god" (if you actually exist, which i seriously doubt),

FOAD.

-me

polichik · February 2010

Dear Self,
No more talking about crazy BM. You just texted her that you weren't taking the train to her house, and you told her you wanted to call her tonight to talk. So do it and be done.

Love,
Poli

Dear Neighbors,
We share an alley between our houses. During the summer, your children scream and throw things at 8 AM. During the winter, you scape the snow away, with a metal shovel on concrete, slowly and painfully, at 8 AM. I like to sleep. Please wait until later.

Love,
Poli

bbyckes · February 2010

Dear Potential Future Employer,

Thank you for requesting an interview. I can't wait to meet you all on Monday.

Best,

Capri

P.S. Thank you for making my day just a little bit brighter.

laurenclaire1386 · February 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_open-letters-1?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:827d7d0c-daad-40e0-a0d9-5c5e23fad1e8Post:80b48a9c-4c13-465e-8f5b-ce95319c704f">Re: Open letters</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear Potential Future Employer, Thank you for requesting an interview. I can't wait to meet you all on Monday. Best, Capri P.S. Thank you for making my day just a little bit brighter. :)
Posted by bbyckes[/QUOTE]

Awesome! Do you control the world with your mind? It appears so. Congrats!

MissLeahM · February 2010

Congrats bbycks!

NuggetBrain · February 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_open-letters-1?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:827d7d0c-daad-40e0-a0d9-5c5e23fad1e8Post:75d59eb1-a644-4b22-880a-343a5c682eea">Re: Open letters</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear FI, Please stopped deleting my DVR'd Lifetime Movies. Yes, I know it annoys you that I watch them repeatedly. I love them. And don't think for one moment that I believe that it was a "mistake." Stop yer lyin'. Grrrr, Me
Posted by bbyckes[/QUOTE]

Oh I HATE when Noodle does that to my Ghost Whisperers and Psychs. He always claims it was an accident but I'm so on to him.

tidetravel · February 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_open-letters-1?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:827d7d0c-daad-40e0-a0d9-5c5e23fad1e8Post:5db7692e-7a0a-4deb-ae75-19123c1e02c4">Re: Open letters</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear Washington Weather, Fuuck you too. Up yours. -CS
Posted by Champagne Supernova[/QUOTE]

Dear CS,

For a second I thought you were here in DC and I got all excited. Then I realized you meant Washington state. Way to pop my bubble.

~Tide.

bbyckes · February 2010

Thanks guys!

SwedishChick2011 · February 2010

That's awesome. Good luck, Capri!

bbyckes · February 2010

Thanks, Ashley! As Nuggs would say, "I'm so nervous I could spit!" haha

Loopyseven · February 2010

Dear New Boss:

My soon to be Old Boss said I should tell you what I want to be when I grow up so you can help me get the training I need to do that (supervisory experience etc), but really, I am leaving in a year and half to take over my dad's business so for now, I really don't wanna grow up.

Jen

PS - please don't be as big of a douche as my soon to be old boss cause that would suck!

SwedishChick2011 · February 2010

Well, as long as you say it and don't spray it during the interview, I'm sure you'll do great! :-)

kd.joseph · February 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_open-letters-1?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:827d7d0c-daad-40e0-a0d9-5c5e23fad1e8Post:87f2ebd4-632d-452a-98a8-70468fb59ea2">Re: Open letters</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Open letters : Yes, it makes perfect sense. My cat has been known to do that (thankfully he only weighs about 13 pounds). He normally sleeps either in my arms or between H and I. for some reason last night he started at my feet, and kept trying to move closer and closer. As he did so he slowly started pushing me up the bed. I woke up with pretty much my entire body curled up on my pillow and he was stretched out about where my chest would have been had I been laying the way I normally do.
Posted by betrothed123[/QUOTE]

Reading this makes me crack up, my cat usually stands on my boobs in the middle of the night, 13 lbs FEELS like 60 on your boobs. Just to walk to the other side and sleep with FI.
My only consolation is he stood on FI's willies the other night, so he cant laugh at me anymore.

NuggetBrain · February 2010

Woot! Way to go Cakes!

tannymcgee · February 2010

dear boss who is 50 -
please stop wearing leggings as pants. they aren't pants. you do have a great body though, but that still doesn't make them pants.

thanks, tanny

Stackeye210 · February 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_open-letters-1?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:827d7d0c-daad-40e0-a0d9-5c5e23fad1e8Post:80b48a9c-4c13-465e-8f5b-ce95319c704f">Re: Open letters</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear Potential Future Employer, Thank you for requesting an interview. I can't wait to meet you all on Monday. Best, Capri P.S. Thank you for making my day just a little bit brighter. :)
Posted by bbyckes[/QUOTE]

ONCE AGAIN - please insert Mr Stacks name here. OK - not really........but I hope you can soon!.

Congrats on the first step, and good luck Monday.

bbyckes · February 2010

Thanks guys. I really needed this ego boost. It was taking a beating there for awhile. Still have my fingers crossed for both Mr. Stacks and Nuggs.

jlmarks83 · February 2010

Dear Charlie the Cat -
Stop pooping everywhere. I know you're not sick and I'm tired of you pooping everywhere except your litter box. ugh.
~Your Human

Dear Mom -

Please stop freaking out about everything. I know you're planning a bridal shower for my cousin next month. I know you want to get her a great wedding gift in May. And I know you're freaking out about everything having to do with my and FI's wedding in August. Please calm down. Worrying only makes it worse. If we can't get certain things for the wedding, it's not the end of the world. There's no reason to freak. I'd rather you not stress.

Love,

Jen

Dear FI -

I love you. But seriously... please get me the 3 addresses of your friends that I've asked you about 15 times so that I can send their Save the Dates. Thank you.

Love,

Your FI

Dear Pittsburgh -

Why is it so f-ing cold and snowy? Is it not enough that you dumped 23 inches of snow on us? Do you really think we need another 5 inches in the next couple days? Blah.

Love,

'Burgher

Dear Job/Work -
I'm so sick of you. I can't wait for FI and I to get married so I can look for something else closer to where we will live.
With Regards,
Worker

OK...I think I'm done for now.

PsyDet 2155 · February 2010

Dear self,

Finish up your lesson plans for tomorrow and finish your ethical dilemma paper. Both will not take that much time and you will still be able to be lazy and on the internet all afternoon until you drag youself to Bikram.

Love, Psydets

maratea · February 2010

Dear British Airways cabin crew,

Please don't go on strike. I'd like to enjoy my honeymoon rather than having to deal with a giant airline crisis. After this week, if something like this happens, I may go apeshiit.

Thanks,
maratea

Bubbalub · February 2010

Dear self,

Stop looking on TripAdvisor at beautiful honeymoon destinations and get back to work. Yes, Fiji sounds much nicer than the office right now but you won't get to Fiji at all if you get fired for being lazy.

Back to work,
Self

Dear Federal Tax Return,

Please get here asap. You are already overdue and I need you to put a deposit down on my wedding dress.

Bubbs

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