So, yesterday I took Ben to the grocery store to buy 5 things. The trip took us 45 minutes because my little politician has to stop and talk to every person that he sees. He made a special friend in line who talked to him for a good 5 minutes. As we were leaving, the lady drives by and rolls down her window to tell him good bye. After that, Ben and I had the following conversation:
Him: Wow. She was a nice lady, mom.
Me: Yes, she was. That was nice of her to chat with you for so long.
Him: I know. She really loved me.
Me: I think a lot of people love you. You're cute.
Him: Well, not the Canadians. They don't love me.
Me: What? Why not?
Him: Because they are too far away. They don't know me yet.
Geez. Canadians.
Re: Shiit my kid says
Just call me "Brothel"
And betrothed, I'm disgusted with most of the comments that you have posted. I don't think I've ever read such judgmental comments in my life. I'm so lucky that the girls I speak to on theknot are nothing like you...I would've never come on here for ADVICE if I would've encountered a big a bitch as you. I genuinely feel awful for your children or your future children, and I think it would be irresponsible of YOU not to invest in their future therapy sessions starting now. Because trust me when I tell you honey, they're gonna need it. ~jcaruncho2010
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Everything the light touches is my kingdom.
He meant to say "horror house" but couldn't pronounce it. This was near Halloween.
[QUOTE]Ha! He sounds so cute. My brother was like that as a kid. My favorite story to tell was once when we were at the beach, he found an abandoned sandcastle and jumped in. With a whole bunch of people around, he shouted out, "Look Mom, my very own whore house!" He meant to say "horror house" but couldn't pronounce it. This was near Halloween.
Posted by Seshat411[/QUOTE]
My brother did something similar when we were on vacation as kids. We're playing in the sand, and there's this couple next to my parents' beach chairs. My brother starts talking to them, then we get ready to leave. My brother jumps up and goes "Well, it was nice to meet you. We're heading back to the condom!" He meant condo.
Whatever you hatters be hattin. -Tay Prince
Can I request a Ben picture to accompany the cute Ben story?
BFP(4) DD2 born 2.14.13 @ 35w5d due to pPROM
"The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched, they must be felt with the heart." ~ Miss K ~
[QUOTE]This is proof that your son is BlameCanada.
Posted by goheels05[/QUOTE]
Oh no you di'int!
Everything the light touches is my kingdom.
[QUOTE]This is proof that your son is BlameCanada.
Posted by goheels05[/QUOTE]
Haha. Way to cover your bases, Heels.
[QUOTE]This is proof that your son is BlameCanada.
Posted by goheels05[/QUOTE]
Well, he does hate Justin Beiber......
I love Seshat's story, too! hilarious!
[QUOTE]That's too cute ! This was a FB status from this weekend from a friend of mine about her 6 yo: As we board the plane John Harris says loudly, "Look at that mom dressed like a ninja." Hmmm..Cultural Lesson #1: The Burka.....
Posted by SarahPLiz[/QUOTE]
hahahahahaha
MIAF: bases schmases. Ben told me on his offboard. Yes he did.
[QUOTE]Did my Ben picture request get denied? If so, I need a repeal form.
Posted by MarriedInAFever[/QUOTE]
You had a Ben picture request?
[QUOTE]Ha! He sounds so cute. My brother was like that as a kid. My favorite story to tell was once when we were at the beach, he found an abandoned sandcastle and jumped in. With a whole bunch of people around, he shouted out, "Look Mom, my very own whore house!" He meant to say "horror house" but couldn't pronounce it. This was near Halloween.
Posted by Seshat411[/QUOTE]
We were in Boston once and my little brother said, "daddy there's a h0m0 sleeping in that doorway!" Clearly he meant hobo.
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Shiit my kid says : You had a Ben picture request?
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]
YES I DID/DO!
Heels, I'm just jealous I'm not on Ben's offboard. It's the most exclusive and they have the best GTGs.
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Shiit my kid says : Well, <strong>he does hate Justin Beiber</strong>......
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]
I do believe that makes him one of us.
::clears throat:: On behalf of the Canadians of S&B, I would like to officially delcare that we love Ben.
We'll just not tell H about this little fact, m'kay?
I love the Sandcastle whore house story. I think I would piss myself if I heard a kid say that.
Our next door neighbors have two kids. One is 5 and the other is 17 months. The 17 month old is named Phoenix. His older brother is still having trouble with Xs, so he calls him Phoenis. It makes me laugh.
And yes, Ben's offboard is the best offboard of all. Everyone wants to be on his offboard, but he's super selective. You have to grow him a Liger to get in.