OMG so embarrassed... probably TMI

skippylouwho · February 2010

Years ago, while a college student, we were in a bar. I had to go badly. Waited in long line to use the restroom. one on the toilet I pooped a log. Took forever to get out and hurt like crazy. Probalby 2" diameter and over 12" long - one big piece. I flushed and stood, wanting to watch that sucker go down the drain...... it didn't. it floated sideways in the water, the water drained and it sunk and sat there. Even after the toil refilled - iw as side to side across the toilet. I felt sorry for whomever had to clean that. As i left the stall and the next girl entered I said - you won't believe what someone left in there... and went on my way.

I have trouble with MSG in food, I can eat the same thing several days in a row but if they put MSG on it (or very much MSG) I will have an almost immediate reaction. The thing is even employees don't always know if it's there. I don't know that Panera uses MSG but I'd had their broccoli soup for lunch a couple days in a row (and have it often with no problems), had it one day and walked in to the Macy's next door. Total walk time - 4-5 minutes. Nearing the 3 point mark I told my DD I had to get to a restroom. Well - the closest restroom on that side of the store is downstairs via an elevator. I had to wait for the elevator. I get in the restroom and about 12" from the stall door everything let loose. I get in the stall and realized all of my clothes from the waist down were unwearable. I could not go out in public - getting myself clean with TP was almost impossible. I tried to call my DD (I'd left her in the dress department), cell phone wouldn't work in restroom. It smelled horrible even though I'd flushed a couple of times. Some woman came in and made several comments about the smell. Finally my daughter came looking for me. I had her go buy new pants, underwear, sox for me. She brought them to me so I could change. Bagged up my old stuff and we went home immediately (with bag in the trunk. That was truly the worst public experience I've ever had.

arixana · February 2010

Lurker here....but can't resist. I love poopy stories.

The first time I farted in front of FH was by accident, while we were entangled on the couch. I farted loudly on his leg when I laughed at something. It was a colossal fart.....one that reverberated on his leg for minutes after.

To this day he shakes his head. Yet he's still with me....

Pirata13 · February 2010

Aw I feel you. That happened to me last year when we went to visit FI's mom & stepdad in Georgia. I was like OMG I didn't even use that much toilet paperrrr! So yeah our first morning there and FI was like "Hey you guys have a plunger?"

JanoBean75 · February 2010

Most embarrassing non-poopy story: getting my period unexpectantly in seventh grade history class. I had to wait until all the kids left (thankfully it was just before lunch). My teacher asked if I needed to talk to him and I said, "No. You need to get out of here."

He did (probably figured it out) and I got up, gathered my pale mint green skirt and ran to the bathroom. I didn't have any products with me, so I had to use paper towels. My skirt was ruined so I just left. Didn't tell anyone; I just walked out and when home.

Embarrassing poopy story: Ate at the Nordstrom Cafe with my parents. Pretty much immediately after eating I felt sick. I made it to the bathroom in time, but I pretty much exploded (think that scene in Two Weeks' Notice). People in the bathroom totally heard and laughed and then started making gagging sounds. I flushed a few times, but it didn't help. I had to wait a while before I came out, LOL! Mom was worried!

OMG so embarrassed... probably TMI

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