So How Does Your Man Like.....

SarahPLiz · September 2010

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[QUOTE]I feel about sex swings the way I do about dildos. If you cant get it done the old fashioned way with your own two hands, youre doing it wrong. I dont need any of that fancy sex toy mumbo jumbo.
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]<div>
</div><div>You and I are on the same page. God gave me (and FI) all the tools we need.

</div>

Nebb · September 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: So How Does Your Man Like..... : Aren't dildos more for women to use with other women? Or am I way off base?
Posted by jasmineh7777[/QUOTE]
I think thats strap ons and double sided dildos and what not.

NatesGirl16 · September 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: So How Does Your Man Like..... : Aww come on. You sound like a crotchety old lady. <strong>what's wrong with a little dildo every now and then?</strong>
Posted by JenGin74[/QUOTE]
This needs to be in a sig quote.

Every time we go to the Renaissance Faire, they have this air swing store (actually, it's just a hut, but whatever) and I always think it looks like a bunch of sex apparatuses swinging away in plain sight.

JenGin74 · September 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: So How Does Your Man Like..... : Oh men, they love their blow jobs don't they? I told H the cost of fertility testing/treatments the other day and he almost fainted. He's 100% sure that we'll be fine though, so I'm trying to tap into some of that faith. I am happier than I was before though regarding our chances. My basal temps are up in the normal range since I lost weight and started eating better, and this is month 2 for him of very limited caffeine. Hopefully that will start moving things along.
Posted by katiewhompus[/QUOTE]

I was reading a few months ago about these vitamin supplements that are supposed to be good for men's fertility. If I can find the article again I'll forward it to you.

Tim had his swimmers tested and he's above normal, so we know the problem lies entirely with me.

kd.joseph · September 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: So How Does Your Man Like..... : Aww come on. You sound like a crotchety old lady. what's wrong with a little dildo every now and then?
Posted by JenGin74[/QUOTE]

Actually that new one we got

~TMI ALERT~

DH got a little kick back while using it on me. You'll just have to use your imagination on the rest. Google it Jen.

katiewhompus · September 2010

I used to agree with you, then I discovered a bullet vibrator thing. Sex is great, but that thing is a different quality of great.

kd.joseph · September 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: So How Does Your Man Like..... : This needs to be in a sig quote. Every time we go to the Renaissance Faire, they have this air swing store (actually, it's just a hut, but whatever) and I always think it looks like a bunch of sex apparatuses swinging away in plain sight.
Posted by NatesGirl16[/QUOTE]

You're so funny.

And maybe it is just a bunch of sex swings.....;)

JenGin74 · September 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: So How Does Your Man Like..... : Aren't dildos more for women to use with other women? Or am I way off base?
Posted by jasmineh7777[/QUOTE]

They can, but a man and woman can use them as part of foreplay, or a woman can fly solo. whatever floats your boat :)

Nebb · September 2010

I just dont like toys, just not into them. TMI warning, I can get off in less than a minute just on my own without help, so I feel like a toy is just a fancy way of wasting money. Id rather buy beer.

Sidenote: I know for a fact we will have fertility issues and it is because of me - we tried 2 years ago and after 6 months I hadnt had a period once, so we gave up and I went back on the pill. Mentioning that we were trying was such a mistake, everytime anyone found out I was sick/moody/sore/hadnt had my period in a while, they would start bugging me that I MUST be pregnant. It really screws with you emotionally, you know youre not but your hopes get up and then you check and youre not.

JenGin74 · September 2010

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[QUOTE]I used to agree with you, then I discovered a bullet vibrator thing. Sex is great, but that thing is a different quality of great.
Posted by katiewhompus[/QUOTE]

The Hitachi Magic Wand. That is all.

NatesGirl16 · September 2010

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[QUOTE]I used to agree with you, then I discovered a bullet vibrator thing. Sex is great, but that thing is a different quality of great.
Posted by katiewhompus[/QUOTE]
Ditto.

kd.joseph · September 2010

This new Form 2 is like a tuning fork.

http://www.jimmyjane.com/form2/

JenGin74 · September 2010

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[QUOTE]I just dont like toys, just not into them. TMI warning,<u><strong> I can get off in less than a minute just on my own without help,</strong></u> so I feel like a toy is just a fancy way of wasting money. Id rather buy beer. Sidenote: I know for a fact we will have fertility issues and it is because of me - we tried 2 years ago and after 6 months I hadnt had a period once, so we gave up and I went back on the pill. Mentioning that we were trying was such a mistake, everytime anyone found out I was sick/moody/sore/hadnt had my period in a while, they would start bugging me that I MUST be pregnant. It really screws with you emotionally, you know youre not but your hopes get up and then you check and youre not.
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

Your either very lucky or a freak of nature. Either way, i'm jealous.

JenGin74 · September 2010

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[QUOTE]This new Form 2 is like a tuning fork. <a href="http://www.jimmyjane.com/form2/" rel="nofollow">http://www.jimmyjane.com/form2/</a>
Posted by kd.joseph[/QUOTE]

Hello there new best friend.

kd.joseph · September 2010

Nebb I hear ya,but some of us ladies arent lucky like you are so we need the toys.

leayn · September 2010

Did someone say sex swing and magic bullet? Yippee!

SarahPLiz · September 2010

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[QUOTE]I<strong> just dont like toys, just not into them. TMI warning, I can get off in less than a minute just on my own without help, so I feel like a toy is just a fancy way of wasting money.</strong> Id rather buy beer.
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

<div>More TMI- Act like i wrote this. But I'd rather buy candy. </div>

Nebb · September 2010

Ill be honest, I was so overtly sexual in my teens/early 20s, ive kind of lost interest. I enjoy sex but I dunno... I can get off when I want to but most of the time Id rather be doing other things.

katiewhompus · September 2010

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[QUOTE]I just dont like toys, just not into them. TMI warning, I can get off in less than a minute just on my own without help, so I feel like a toy is just a fancy way of wasting money. Id rather buy beer. Sidenote: I know for a fact we will have fertility issues and it is because of me - we tried 2 years ago and after 6 months I hadnt had a period once, so we gave up and I went back on the pill. Mentioning that we were trying was such a mistake, everytime anyone found out I was sick/moody/sore/hadnt had my period in a while, they would start bugging me that I MUST be pregnant. It really screws with you emotionally, you know youre not but your hopes get up and then you check and youre not.
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

God yes. We've only told our family and a few friends, but every time I say I'm tired, eat something weird, or get moody they start with the "Omg are you pregnant you must be pregnant!!!!!!" I snapped at one of them and said "Tell you what, when I am pregnant, I'll let you know. If I haven't let you know, then I'm not, and this isn't helping."

*looks at Form 2, scratches head* Does this have instructions? I'm confused...

ETA: Yes it does, and a video. Good to know.

playtntsbpg30 · September 2010

Ex loved my hair long, hence the reason I chopped 14 inches off right after we broke up. I hated it. I like my medium length hair but going for the shorter/different look. getting more chopped soon.

jasmineh7777 · September 2010

I have to go to the store, but look! Leayn saw the sex-swing signal. Continue this conversation por favor, and I will be back shortly.

JenGin74 · September 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: So How Does Your Man Like..... : LMAO this sucker is as advanced as the iPod!
Posted by leayn[/QUOTE]

it's like a vag-pod

kd.joseph · September 2010

Oh it's self explanatory Kate, believe me.

Leayn- So glad you joined us, you are one of the reasons why we bought the swing last weekend.

Oh, and the best part it doesnt have batteries it has it's own charger.

kd.joseph · September 2010

And heres the other one.

http://www.healthyandactive.com/the-lelo-ina-dual-massager.html

katiewhompus · September 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: So How Does Your Man Like..... : I was reading a few months ago about these vitamin supplements that are supposed to be good for men's fertility. If I can find the article again I'll forward it to you.<strong> Tim had his swimmers tested and he's above normal, so we know the problem lies entirely with me.
</strong>Posted by JenGin74[/QUOTE]

That's going to be our first step in Feb. My cycles are pretty much to the day regular and I appear to be ovulating on cue each month. I also was pregnant for 3 weeks (from conception, not last period) so something is trying to work. He's just worried that his years in the Marines, drinking Mountain Dew like water, and having a crap diet may have had more of an impact than he realized.

JenGin74 · September 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: So How Does Your Man Like..... : God yes. We've only told our family and a few friends, but every time I say I'm tired, eat something weird, or get moody they start with the "Omg are you pregnant you must be pregnant!!!!!!" I snapped at one of them and said "Tell you what, when I am pregnant, I'll let you know. If I haven't let you know, then I'm not, and this isn't helping." *looks at Form 2, scratches head* Does this have instructions? I'm confused... ETA: Yes it does, and a video. Good to know.
Posted by katiewhompus[/QUOTE]

Ugh. The next time Tim's mom says "I want grandbabies" I'm going to rip out her vocal chords

SarahPLiz · September 2010

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[QUOTE]And heres the other one. <a href="http://www.healthyandactive.com/the-lelo-ina-dual-massager.html" rel="nofollow">http://www.healthyandactive.com/the-lelo-ina-dual-massager.html</a>
Posted by kd.joseph[/QUOTE]

<div>Multiple settings? That's just too darn complicated for me. </div>

leayn · September 2010

Thanks! I am happy to be here...been too busy to post lately.

The batteries are such a downer. It really bugs me to be almost there and have the thing putter out. I can admit to stealing them out of the remote once...maybe twice.

JenGin74 · September 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: So How Does Your Man Like..... : That's going to be our first step in Feb. My cycles are pretty much to the day regular and I appear to be ovulating on cue each month. I also was pregnant for 3 weeks (from conception, not last period) so something is trying to work. He's just worried that his years in the Marines, drinking Mountain Dew like water, and having a crap diet may have had more of an impact than he realized.
Posted by katiewhompus[/QUOTE]

Having the man tested is easiest part of the whole process.

When Tim got tested he came out of the room and his face was all red and he whispered to me "Everyone knows what I just did in there". I just said "yup" and laughed my way to the car.

kd.joseph · September 2010

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[QUOTE]Thanks! I am happy to be here...been too busy to post lately. The batteries are such a downer. It really bugs me to be almost there and have the thing putter out. I can admit to stealing them out of the remote once...maybe twice.
Posted by leayn[/QUOTE]

You are allowed, these are the rules. Sex toys take precedent.

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