For anyone who's been following or is interested in buying...
The bank has finally sent out an appraiser so they can move forward with our house offer (that we sent them in September). What did the appraiser find? Apparently the seller ran out of money for life and left with the kitchen. He took and sold all of the cabinets, fridge, stove, etc.
Awesome...
At least he's out of the house and the bank is moving forward and that seems to be the worst of the damage. I can deal with a shell of a kitchen more than say, holes in the wall or busted windows. According to our agent the bank should replace all of the kitchen with equal quality everything since it was there when we made the offer. We'll see.
House buying is officially a zillion times worst than wedding planning.