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Where have you been all my months???

How did I not find this board sooner? I need a break from the sugar and spice and all rainbows and ponies from my local board. What's up ladies! I'm recently engaged and planning a big gay NJ wedding for 6/4/11.

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  • I will welcome you to the board as long as your screen name isn't a Twilight reference.
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    [QUOTE]I will welcome you to the board as long as your screen name isn't a Twilight reference.
    Posted by MarriedInAFever[/QUOTE]
    ^ Uh-huh.
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    And betrothed, I'm disgusted with most of the comments that you have posted. I don't think I've ever read such judgmental comments in my life. I'm so lucky that the girls I speak to on theknot are nothing like you...I would've never come on here for ADVICE if I would've encountered a big a bitch as you. I genuinely feel awful for your children or your future children, and I think it would be irresponsible of YOU not to invest in their future therapy sessions starting now. Because trust me when I tell you honey, they're gonna need it. ~jcaruncho2010
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  • Whats the password?
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  • A big gay NJ wedding next June?  Deets please.


    panther
  • Ditto everyone else.

    Also, I love that you are having a "big gay wedding" :)
  • I'm thinking its not a twilight reference, but an email address. I could be wrong though. I hope not.

    Welcome. Tell us more about your wedding and your FI. 
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  • In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_months?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:ec2d0631-ac32-4f7f-8ff6-4d88599dc8aaPost:8f2ca04a-e805-44fb-ba30-a9568c39dbf0">Re: Where have you been all my months???</a>:
    [QUOTE]A big gay NJ wedding next June?  Deets please.
    Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

    Ditto. (I'm in Jersey too)
  • Welcome! Yeah the SB knotties are the best! Whoop Whoop!

    Tell us more about yourself.......
    And the whole time, my future husband was in the room...... image image
  • Awww, man. She hasn't responded. It is a Twilight thing, isn't it?
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  • OMG no, it's not a twilight reference. That bitch Stephenie Meyer ruins everything. It's my actual last name. It was a really nice last name too, until she had to write her stupid vampire books and now there's all this Cullen merchandise out there with the wrong family crest on it and all these dumb girls wanting to marrying fictional sparkily stalker vampires. I refuse to even read those books. Anyways...

    Yes, big gay NJ wedding. As in me and my lady, both Jersey girls are getting married (well Unionized b/c NJ is lame and doesn't allow same sex marriage). We're having the full insane cocktail hour 5 course dinner extravaganza as us NJ ppl like to do. There will be cake, and two wedding gowns and family drama I'm sure haha :)

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    [QUOTE]Awww, man. She hasn't responded. It is a Twilight thing, isn't it?
    Posted by MarriedInAFever[/QUOTE]
    Geez, MILF, some people have lives, unlike us!  They can't sit in front of the knot all day waiting for someone to respond to their posts!
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    Just call me "Brothel"
    And betrothed, I'm disgusted with most of the comments that you have posted. I don't think I've ever read such judgmental comments in my life. I'm so lucky that the girls I speak to on theknot are nothing like you...I would've never come on here for ADVICE if I would've encountered a big a bitch as you. I genuinely feel awful for your children or your future children, and I think it would be irresponsible of YOU not to invest in their future therapy sessions starting now. Because trust me when I tell you honey, they're gonna need it. ~jcaruncho2010
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  • awww I love that you both proposed! (yes, I just stalked your bio.)
  • Hi, KCullen.  Welcome!
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  • B and I don't have lives. Tis sad, really.

    KCullen, I'm really glad its not a Twilight reference AND that you seem to abhor that POS series. Your wedding sounds super classy. How long have you been engaged? Who proposed to who? What kind of dress do you want?
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  • Sounds like an absolute blast!
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  • Oh and my fiancee and I have been together for 7yrs come next week and own a home together and have a corgi. She's Italian, I'm Irish so our wedding will be loud and drunk. My family is cool with us, her family recently found out and is warming up to it. Her parents are divorced and will hopefully not kill each other at the reception, hopefully my dad won't get too drunk. We booked our venue already the Imperia in Somerset but haven't done anything else b/c we're slackers and work too much. We're both having two bridesmaids, a MOH and a Best Man b/c we can b/c there are no rules with big gay weddings.

    I feel at home here lol

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  • I am fascinated with your wedding.  I am from nowheresville, ND and of course we have gay people here but I'm fairly certain that if you tried to have a big gay wedding (er, union!) up in these parts, there'd be a strong reaction.  Not that people don't do it up here - I mean, they must - but I imagine they're smaller, more intimate affairs. 

    I love that you're both wearing gowns. 

    I want your wedding to have been yesterday so that I can see the pictures NOW.
    panther
  • I stalked too! So, is your FW a knottie too??
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  • ...Just read the part where you said your wedding is going to be a big gay Irish Italian drunk fest.

    Your wedding will be the most epic wedding ever.

    I do expect an invitation, FYI.
    panther
  • Just because I like you, I am going to suggest that you take your first names out of your bio, since your last name is in your SN. There are crazy people on the interwebz and I wouldn't want anyone callin the Imperia pretending to be you and cancelling your date. It has happened here, from what I have heard, and I wouldn't want that to happen to you. 


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  • I'm totally not a bio stalker.  I mean, I know people put them there for other people to see, but I feel like a creeper.

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  • Ok! I stalked your bio and it looks like we have several things in common. My H proposed after a busy day of renovating our home. (BTW, I love your proposal story) I had a folk duo play "Marry Me" at our ceremony. I love that song. I'm also Irish. And we both hate Twilight. I like you. Stick around.

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    [QUOTE]Your wedding sounds super classy. How long have you been engaged? Who proposed to who? What kind of dress do you want?
    Posted by MarriedInAFever[/QUOTE]

    I'm really just trying to pretend to work today.

    We just got engaged in May, the first time. She proposed to me, and then in July, I returned the favor and "proposed" to her. We have matching e-rings which is kinda cheesy, but kinda cute I guess. I'm not sure what kind of dress I want. I'm planning on taking my first dress shopping trip the weekend before halloween with my MOH and mom probably. Definately A-line, perhaps tip of the shoulder neck line, probably not strapless. Not too much beading, kinda simple but elegant I guess. My FI doesn't want to see my dress until the ceremony so we're going to have our MOHs run interferance and make sure we don't pick out the same dress, dresses that will look terrible together or one that's really understated and another that's really ornate. I will walk down the aisle first b/c a) age before beauty, i'm 3 yrs older almost, and b) I really want to watch her walk down the aisle.

    Thanks for the welcomes ladies!

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  • MATCHING E-RINGS!?!?!?!?!?!?!

    You two are frackin' adorable.
    panther
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    [QUOTE]...Just read the part where you said your wedding is going to be a big gay Irish Italian drunk fest. Your wedding will be the most epic wedding ever. I do expect an invitation, FYI.
    Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

    I would like to be your +1.
  • That sounds awesome, KCull. Dress shopping is the best. I like that you're BOTH walking down the aisle too. And I like the matching e-rings. I approve all together.
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  • I think it's time for Kcullen to learn the first rule of SB. To post here you have to invite us all to your wedding. Welcome! :)
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Where have you been all my months??? : I would like to be your +1.
    Posted by mrscarter052011[/QUOTE]

    Let's do this.
    panther
  • Welcome, I love your story.  I think it's sweet that you are so excited to watch her walk down the aisle :)
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  • Are you going to keep the gowns secret from each other until the big day?

    Also, I like that you're (seemingly) ok with us being all "OHH A BIG GAY WEDDING! Let's ask lots and lots of questions." :)
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