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Pregnant Bridesmaid.
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Re: Pregnant Bridesmaid.
It's a girl!
Of course, you'll need a replacement bridesmaid. I would start asking your friends if they plan to remain single and therefore not knocked up ... maybe ask the really ugly ones who are sure not to have a boyfriend, lol. Or do you have any lesbian friends? They won't be getting sperm near them anytime soon, lawlz. Or ask all your friends if they've had a hysterectomy (try a big Facebook post to reach all of them at once!) so that it's guaranteed not to happen ... if you just want a random person, go to a local hospital and see if anyone's just had a hysterectomy and try to make friendz with them.
Anotehr idea might be to invite the preggerz jerk out with you to someplace that has stairs, and then be sneaky and trip her so she falls down. That way, she'll have a miscarriage and then you don't have to go through all that work and stress of finding someone to replace her! That should also teach her a lesson about trying to steal your thunder for the next few months! After all, the next few months are YOUR WEDDING, not just the one day, so this will subconsciously make her realize that it was wrong of her to have a baby during what should be YOUR time!
*HUGZ* Can't wait for your princess day sweetie!
PS- the plus side to the ugly girl is no one will be looking at her. at all.
Did you even read the little blurb at the top of the page, sweetie? You've not only crossed the bridezilla line already, you're so far past it, it would be faster to circle the globe and come back around the other side than to try and backtrack. Be up front and tell her that you don't want anything to do with her since she had the audacity not to put her life and family on hold for your wedding, so she has a chance to cut her losses and find some better friends.
This is a belated married bio, with no reviews yet because I'm lazy.
Sometimes I feel like people think that brides are delicate little flower princesses who get all dressed up and pretty for one special moment of their dreams, when really they're just normal people who just happen to be getting married. Things shouldn't have to be sugar-coated for grown-ass women. -mstar284
Is this board so dull that THIS is the MUD?
"I think bablingbrooke is the 13 yr old marring her cousin at the town hall. Lets all give her a big hand. And hope her inbred children can live normal lives." -tabs.
A word of warning from your friends at Cracked.com: Remember that text is going to be how you make your first impression over the internet; if every third word you type is misspelled, people will automatically assume that you're a moron.
::rolls eyes::
moving on...
Sunbonnet or cone of shame? You be the judge! Trixie's Blog
My Planning Bio
My Married Bio updated March 4
"I think bablingbrooke is the 13 yr old marring her cousin at the town hall. Lets all give her a big hand. And hope her inbred children can live normal lives." -tabs.
A word of warning from your friends at Cracked.com: Remember that text is going to be how you make your first impression over the internet; if every third word you type is misspelled, people will automatically assume that you're a moron.
"I think bablingbrooke is the 13 yr old marring her cousin at the town hall. Lets all give her a big hand. And hope her inbred children can live normal lives." -tabs.
A word of warning from your friends at Cracked.com: Remember that text is going to be how you make your first impression over the internet; if every third word you type is misspelled, people will automatically assume that you're a moron.
Sunbonnet or cone of shame? You be the judge! Trixie's Blog
My Planning Bio
My Married Bio updated March 4
"If you can't think of something nice to say, don't say something nice" - Stephen Colbert
BTW, what does MUD mean??
So... she told her friends they can't get pregnant until after her wedding!? Right, YOU control that. You should tell them not to have sex at all just to avoid any chance!
I can picture that going over well.
Well, if this isn't mud and she comes back to read this:
If you want to know what to say to your friend, here it is: Congratulations.
Or you can say Congrats if the first one has too many syllables for you. Because with your unreasonable expectations, I'm guessing you're a child.
mud for sure.
*10.9.10*