Sometimes I feel a little bit of shame knowing that I'm wearing Hanes from a Target 3-pack while other women manage to amass such a collection of pretty, dainty, sexy underpants.
Today, however, I feel a little bit better about my plastic-wrapped underpants packages.
Apparently, most major stores retag and put returned underpants out on the floor to sell, immediately after getting them back in a return - EVEN if all the tags are gone, even if it's obvious that they've been worn - even after the undercover investigation people stained them with baby oil - right back out on the floor.
Ew ew ew.