Open letter thursday

lvissers · June 2012

This thread is FABULOUS!!!! beats WTF Wednesday!!! Thanks LADY :-)

bells24412 · June 2012

Dear SIL's Mother:

Don't ask me about food at the reception and don't effin' tell me that you may have to go to McDonald's before my wedding because Country Clubs don't serve well. You already had your stupid daughters wedding so STOP comparing it to mine. It isn't going to be my big fat portuguese wedding so you know what I hope you do starve at my wedding b*tch!!!

butterflyjumper1 · June 2012

Dear fiance's family friends who bought us ONE plastic cutting board for our wedding gift:

WTF?!?!? Not to sound ungrateful for your thoughtful gift, but I find this very odd. I have a friend who told me they received one spatula from a family friend, and I find this comparably weird.

Love,
bride

bridetobe71412 · June 2012

Dear coworkers who aren't coming to my wedding,

I'm sad you won't be there, because I really did want you to come, but thank goodness. We're going to talk about moving to Cincinnati and you actually probably shouldn't know about that little plan of ours.

xoxoxox
B2Bzilla

LADY324 · June 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-club-boards_july-2012-weddings_open-letter-thursday?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding Club BoardsForum:066005ef-215f-48b1-8655-328b41e07c52Discussion:91d0b60b-91b4-4af6-86fe-2167a1ca07d0Post:b8d53047-4beb-4c32-a8e2-9b1b3448cacb">Re: Open letter thursday</a>:
[QUOTE]This thread is FABULOUS!!!! beats WTF Wednesday!!! Thanks LADY :-)
Posted by lvissers[/QUOTE]

ha ha by the looks of it this might have to be a daily thread for the next month.

bells24412 · June 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-club-boards_july-2012-weddings_open-letter-thursday?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding Club BoardsForum:066005ef-215f-48b1-8655-328b41e07c52Discussion:91d0b60b-91b4-4af6-86fe-2167a1ca07d0Post:b87abea2-623d-4ddc-aa53-be2b89eb2b76">Re: Open letter thursday</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Open letter thursday : McDonald's serves better than a country club? How does that even work?
Posted by Schatzi13[/QUOTE]

lol. she was implying that she was going to go hungry at my wedding and should eat before she goes.

LADY324 · June 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-club-boards_july-2012-weddings_open-letter-thursday?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding Club BoardsForum:066005ef-215f-48b1-8655-328b41e07c52Discussion:91d0b60b-91b4-4af6-86fe-2167a1ca07d0Post:02acebad-3802-4eac-bb42-a676c1b226dc">Re: Open letter thursday</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Open letter thursday : lol. she was implying that she was going to go hungry at my wedding and should eat before she goes.
Posted by bells24412[/QUOTE]

hopefully she gets diarrhea from the mc donalds :)

penny12986 · June 2012

Wow! I missed a lot!

butterflyjumper1 · June 2012

Dear TLC:

You would think that, now that I am nearly finished with planning my own wedding,I wouldn't obsess over all of your wedding shows. You win. I still love bride-day and I think I always will. Even say yes to the dress: bridesmaids can bring a tear to my eye and that makes me somewhat concerned about the state of my mental health.

love,
sometimes zilla

MeaganR12 · June 2012

Dear Wedding-industry-in-general,

Here's the rest of my money that I owe you. I don't really need to eat anyway.

Signed,

Nearly-broke-but-about-to-have-a-fabulous-wedding Mcghee

TChiumi · June 2012

Dear BMs and brother,

We are grown women and we are no longer in high schoo! I'm sorry that you are incredibly inconsiderate and only think about your selves. I would also appreciate if you have a problem with each other you take it up amongst your selves. I'm also sorry that you think it is to much for my MOH to ask you to help out with my shower. If you didn't want to take part in the wedding and all that comes along with it (shower, bachelorette party, rehearsal dinner) you should not have agreed to be a BM. I can't believe that two of you FORGOT my shower was this weekend. You are making me regret asking you to stand up for me and cannot wait until this wedding is over so we can go our separate ways.

Ok J (brother) I have seriously had it with you. Go get fitted for your F*UCKING tux. This is not difficult and there is only a $10 deposit. This was supposed to be done by the of MAY it is now June 21 one month before my wedding. I also did not want to have my nephew, your son in the wedding because he is not even 2. I said he would be too little. You insisted and gave me a guilt trip until I gave in and now you expect ME to pay for his tux. Are you kidding me?

I want to thank you all for giving me additional stress I do not need right now.

Sincerely,
The Bride

bridetobe71412 · June 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-club-boards_july-2012-weddings_open-letter-thursday?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding Club BoardsForum:066005ef-215f-48b1-8655-328b41e07c52Discussion:91d0b60b-91b4-4af6-86fe-2167a1ca07d0Post:50e5ec52-bf52-41fd-b078-4394320b8104">Re: Open letter thursday</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear TLC: You would think that, now that I am nearly finished with planning my own wedding,I wouldn't obsess over all of your wedding shows. You win. I still love bride-day and I think I always will. Even say yes to the dress: bridesmaids can bring a tear to my eye and that makes me somewhat concerned about the state of my mental health. love, sometimes zilla
Posted by butterflyjumper1[/QUOTE]

Fo' realz.

k8888 · June 2012

Therapy Thursday via Open Letter

k8888 · June 2012

Dear Coworker,

I know bagels aren't the most diet-friendly, but I missed bfast this morning and they were free, so please don't remind me that I need to "fit into a wedding dress" while I am eating. You really aren't one to talk, chubby.

Love,

Self-Conscious-Enough-Without-Your-Judging-Commentszilla

bridetobe71412 · June 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-club-boards_july-2012-weddings_open-letter-thursday?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding Club BoardsForum:066005ef-215f-48b1-8655-328b41e07c52Discussion:91d0b60b-91b4-4af6-86fe-2167a1ca07d0Post:b34f85f2-f1e9-48e5-82b3-ae1a9f1ccb61">Re: Open letter thursday</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear Coworker, I know bagels aren't the most diet-friendly, but I missed bfast this morning and they were free, so please don't remind me that I need to "fit into a wedding dress" while I am eating. You really aren't one to talk, chubby. Love, Self-Conscious-Enough-Without-Your-Judging-Commentszilla
Posted by k8888[/QUOTE]

As if one bagel would make a difference anyway. What a b*tch.

Dear Me,

Do your work or you'll be here till midnight again,

xoxox
zilla

MeaganR12 · June 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-club-boards_july-2012-weddings_open-letter-thursday?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20Club%20BoardsForum:066005ef-215f-48b1-8655-328b41e07c52Discussion:91d0b60b-91b4-4af6-86fe-2167a1ca07d0Post:b34f85f2-f1e9-48e5-82b3-ae1a9f1ccb61">Re: Open letter thursday</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear Coworker, I know bagels aren't the most diet-friendly, but I missed bfast this morning and they were free, so please don't remind me that I need to "fit into a wedding dress" while I am eating. You really aren't one to talk, chubby. Love, Self-Conscious-Enough-Without-Your-Judging-Commentszilla
Posted by k8888[/QUOTE]

<div>what.the.fuc!k.</div>

LADY324 · June 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-club-boards_july-2012-weddings_open-letter-thursday?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding Club BoardsForum:066005ef-215f-48b1-8655-328b41e07c52Discussion:91d0b60b-91b4-4af6-86fe-2167a1ca07d0Post:b34f85f2-f1e9-48e5-82b3-ae1a9f1ccb61">Re: Open letter thursday</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear Coworker, I know bagels aren't the most diet-friendly, but I missed bfast this morning and they were free, so please don't remind me that I need to "fit into a wedding dress" while I am eating. You really aren't one to talk, chubby. Love, Self-Conscious-Enough-Without-Your-Judging-Commentszilla
Posted by k8888[/QUOTE]

Ugh how dare she let me know if you need me to meet you after work on your last day to take care of this chick!!

AllyG303 · June 2012

Dear FI,

Please clean the kitchen like we agreed on last Thursday. I refuse to go grocery shopping until it's clean. You're driving me crazy.

Dear FMIL,

Seriously? A pants suit to a July wedding? Whatever floats your boat. Also, please make sure to invite BOTH sets of my aunts and uncles to the rehearsal dinner, not just one set.

Dear dad,

Please stop talking about your weight loss while I sit next to you eating pizza and a cookie at the baseball game. I know you're proud of it, and I am, too, but seriously? Not when I'm eatnig bad for me stuff.

Dear family in Chicago,

You might not come to the wedding? You're b*tching about the cost of flights to San Diego? Well then, why didn't you book when the flights first opened up? Oh gosh, that's right, you've only known that we were getting married in California for ALMOST TWO YEARS. Enjoy your next 2 daughters' weddings in the coming years that my family will not be attending.

xoxo,

Zilla

k8888 · June 2012

Coworker was a man

Kill me, right?

KatieK501 · June 2012

Oh this is really dangerous!

Dear friends and family who can't RSVP:

Laziness is not rewarded. You didn't RSVP and showed up anyway? You don't get to eat. You're going to try to anyway? I'd like you to meet my 6' 7", 250 pure muscle brother. He'll be showing you to the door.

Thanks!

kmdeck26 · June 2012

Dear parents,

I love you both very much. But I HATE LIVING WITH YOU. I can't STAND it anymore!!!!! I am going to rip all my hair out and bash my head against the wall if I have to deal with anymore of your stupid crap! I can't stand the YELLING and the FIGHTING and the rudeness and the sarcasm and messiness. Everyone in this family is SO disrespectful and mean and no one has any thought or care about anyone else in the house!!! I can't believe the audacity you had when you called me "too nice". Maybe I am just nice enough and you are too rude and awful! You blast your tvs and scream loud over them so you can yell at each other. And dearest little brother you are eighteen now, start acting like it!!!!! Don't leave all of your crap all over the hallway in front of my room! I don't want to get a broken leg for my wedding. You are at home all day doing nothing but watching stupid tv and playing stupid video games. The LEAST you can do is clean up after yourself! You make such a huge mess every day. Mom and dad ask you in the morning to do TWO THINGS--Clean your room and load/run the dishwasher. And you NEVER DO THEM. And parents!!! Why can't you be better parents to your son!!! He has NO sense of responsibility and absolutely NO respect for anyone-----DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. I hate living at home and I thank GOD I have only 29 more days of this hell... I love you so much more when I am just visiting!

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Sincerely,
The daughter you caused to go insane

LADY324 · June 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-club-boards_july-2012-weddings_open-letter-thursday?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding Club BoardsForum:066005ef-215f-48b1-8655-328b41e07c52Discussion:91d0b60b-91b4-4af6-86fe-2167a1ca07d0Post:3428df0b-b482-4831-a6fa-7600430722f3">Re: Open letter thursday</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear FI, Please clean the kitchen like we agreed on last Thursday. I refuse to go grocery shopping until it's clean. You're driving me crazy. <strong>Dear FMIL, Seriously? A pants suit to a July wedding? Whatever floats your boat.</strong> Also, please make sure to invite BOTH sets of my aunts and uncles to the rehearsal dinner, not just one set. Dear dad, Please stop talking about your weight loss while I sit next to you eating pizza and a cookie at the baseball game. I know you're proud of it, and I am, too, but seriously? Not when I'm eatnig bad for me stuff. Dear family in Chicago, You might not come to the wedding? You're b*tching about the cost of flights to San Diego? Well then, why didn't you book when the flights first opened up? Oh gosh, that's right, you've only known that we were getting married in California for ALMOST TWO YEARS. Enjoy your next 2 daughters' weddings in the coming years that my family will not be attending. xoxo, Zilla
Posted by AllyG303[/QUOTE]

OMG my FMIL bought 2 skirts and pants "that look like a skirt b/c it is flowy" to our wedding.

KatieK501 · June 2012

Dear FI:

You were right, even though you waited until after my parents had started spending a lot of money to tell me this, but I agree now. We should have eloped.

xoxo,
Can't-wait-to-stop-being-a-bridezilla

PS - It's not too late. We can elope, Lily and Marshal/How I Met Your Mother style and then have the other huge, out of control wedding. Just mention it again. I'll say, "Let's do it" this time.

honeybear072012 · June 2012

K8 you're kidding!?!?! Ridiculous...

bells24412 · June 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-club-boards_july-2012-weddings_open-letter-thursday?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding Club BoardsForum:066005ef-215f-48b1-8655-328b41e07c52Discussion:91d0b60b-91b4-4af6-86fe-2167a1ca07d0Post:b833dc24-87f2-4200-a51f-2ed2e6f0786a">Re: Open letter thursday</a>:
[QUOTE]Coworker was a man Kill me, right?
Posted by k8888[/QUOTE]

I would seriously back hand, put a sleeper hold on him for saying this to you! A$$!!!!

KatieK501 · June 2012

One more...

Dear FMIL:

I know our flowergirl is your favorite grandchild out of the 5 of them; please stop refering to your son's and my wedding as "Flower girl day".

Also, this get together is not just a family reuinion; it your son's AND my wedding. Please stop trying to B-list my family, and no, I'm not going to make time for all the week-of events that you have planned. I have things to do too!

Thanks!
Love-You-But-I-Need-A-Little-Space-zilla

P.S. While we're on the honeymoon, please don't just go over to my house, talk to all my neighbors, and peep in my windows like you did the last time FI (then boyfriend) and I went on vacation.

k8888 · June 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-club-boards_july-2012-weddings_open-letter-thursday?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20Club%20BoardsForum:066005ef-215f-48b1-8655-328b41e07c52Discussion:91d0b60b-91b4-4af6-86fe-2167a1ca07d0Post:a39017bd-731e-4388-a949-9459e8179609">Re: Open letter thursday</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Open letter thursday : Jerkwad. Saw your post that this was a MAN. Eff him even more. When's the last time someone told him to hold off on the bagel because he had to fit into something? Oh yeah, that'd be NEVER because HE'S A MAN.
Posted by Schatzi13[/QUOTE]

Bahahaha I love you

k8888 · June 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-club-boards_july-2012-weddings_open-letter-thursday?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20Club%20BoardsForum:066005ef-215f-48b1-8655-328b41e07c52Discussion:91d0b60b-91b4-4af6-86fe-2167a1ca07d0Post:4c0f9fcf-2c62-42cc-83ec-d97d988a34d8">Re: Open letter thursday</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Open letter thursday : I would seriously back hand, put a sleeper hold on him for saying this to you! A$$!!!!
Posted by bells24412[/QUOTE]

I would pay to see this!!!

arunkumar · June 2012

Dear Friend,

I really don't understand how you can register for a TON of rather expensive items ($100 picture frame, $130 salt and pepper shakers, $600 cookware set, $75 wine glasses, etc...), yet you only gave me a measly $25 gift. I don't mean to sound ungrateful, but I find it tacky that you ask for really expensive gifts when you are clearly on a budget yourself. My friends that only work part time spent more money than you did. And please don't be a bridezilla and require everyone to wear black at your bachelorette party so that you will stand out in white. I already bought a black dress with white polka dots and I'm wearing it, whether you like it or not.

k8888 · June 2012

Dear FI,

Stop letting your mom cut your hair. What are you, 5 years old?

Love,

Super Controlling Wifeyzilla

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