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allisong23
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TB is weird. This confuses me.
http://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/54385147.aspx
So it is a birth story, writen in the 3rd person, in very pioorly written English. It made my brain hurt. Does he expect the baby to come back to TB and read this someday?
So it is a birth story, writen in the 3rd person, in very pioorly written English. It made my brain hurt. Does he expect the baby to come back to TB and read this someday?
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Re: TB is weird. This confuses me.
[QUOTE]So your big brother's Daddy picked him up to take him to his place for weekend, that nite me and daddy got ready just in case, Mommy had no contractions just felt uncomfy, leaky and lil crampy.
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[QUOTE]Ew, talk about TMI. Thats weird and seriously disgusting.
Posted by Yoda2010[/QUOTE]
not really since it IS a birth story on TB
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[QUOTE]I am not a mom nor have i ever been pregnant but if you felt like 5 gushes of water would you go straight to the doctors or hospital instead of sitting at a restaurant covered in liquidly discharge?
Posted by DodgersBride[/QUOTE]
logic has no place on TB.
Depends upon the restaurant. Applebees? Yes, I'd leave. The French Laundry? Nope.
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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: TB is weird. This confuses me. : not really since it IS a birth story on TB
Posted by anna.oskar[/QUOTE]
Still. I wouldnt describe myself as "leaky". <img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/scripts/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-embarassed.gif" border="0" alt="Embarassed" title="Embarassed" />
And the baby talk is creepy.
Ahh, the beautiful serenity of birth.
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: TB is weird. This confuses me. : logic has no place on TB. Depends upon the restaurant. Applebees? Yes, I'd leave. The French Laundry? Nope.
Posted by anna.oskar[/QUOTE]
I guess Montana's is on the level of French Laundry then.
Oh and lets not forget the ever so important detail that daddy was reading a book.
<em>Daddy took last pic of Mommy pregnant!! Daddy was reading a book!.</em>
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: TB is weird. This confuses me. : I guess Montana's is on the level of French Laundry then. Oh and lets not forget the ever so important detail that daddy was reading a book. Daddy took last pic of Mommy pregnant!! Daddy was reading a book!.
Posted by DodgersBride[/QUOTE]
Was this the first time he had done that? Maybe this was it.
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[QUOTE][quote user="fraservalleybride"] Mommy's 3 fav things i said were Yes, Oh Honey, and Oh God... i am still proud of myself i never let out any F bombs but had alot of moaning/screaming etc going on which i think is TOTALLY NORMAL:[/quote] Ahh, the beautiful serenity of birth.
Posted by allisong23[/QUOTE]
Oh FFS. I'm glad I didn't read that far. Can you imagine actually telling a child this story? How is a little boy supposed to understand how it feels to be all leaky?
[QUOTE]Okay, after reading what anna quoted there is no way in hell I am following that link. I am still kinda full from lunch and don't want to risk anything.
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]
DO IT! There are no words to describe it.
[QUOTE]Okay, after reading what anna quoted there is no way in hell I am following that link. I am still kinda full from lunch and don't want to risk anything.
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]
that's why i quoted it. just looking out for ya.
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[QUOTE]But you know, if she ended the story with them doing something extracurricular with the placenta, I wouldn't be surprised at all.
Posted by SarahPLiz[/QUOTE]
Maybe they ate it, since Dady missed his meal at Montanas.
Is bewb supposed to be boob?
M/w checked your over and you pooped/peed on mommy while on my chest
Because every kid wants to know when and where he first pooped.
You loved the Bewb right away but mommy was nervous to hold you and had to have help to get you onto her. But got hang of it !
M/w checked your over and you pooped/peed on mommy while on my chest.
Mom gets a golden shower!
[QUOTE]You loved the Bewb right away but mommy was nervous to hold you and had to have help to get you onto her. But got hang of it ! Is bewb supposed to be boob? M/w checked your over and you pooped/peed on mommy while on my chest Because every kid wants to know when and where he first pooped.
Posted by DodgersBride[/QUOTE]
HAHA!!!!! Jinx!
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: TB is weird. This confuses me. : logic has no place on TB. Depends upon the restaurant. Applebees? Yes, I'd leave. The French Laundry? Nope.
Posted by anna.oskar[/QUOTE]
True story.
Of course the doula and midwife left. You guys were getting it on while they were there in the room. Awkward!
[QUOTE][quote user="fraservalleybride"] Mommy's 3 fav things i said were Yes, Oh Honey, and Oh God... i am still proud of myself i never let out any F bombs but had alot of moaning/screaming etc going on which i think is TOTALLY NORMAL:[/quote] Ahh, the beautiful serenity of birth.
Posted by allisong23[/QUOTE]
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</div><div>Crazy how giving birth so resembles conception.</div>
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: TB is weird. This confuses me. : Crazy how giving birth so resembles conception.
Posted by Anysunrise[/QUOTE]
Very true.