This place sucks and is boring

dmiller9274 · April 2012

Sesh, I have a possum, too. We see him every night on our picnic table on the back porch eating cat food that we leave out for our two outside cats. I call him Splinter. He's hideous and I don't really like him, but I feel sorry for him so I let him stay.

AllAboutTheBenjamin · April 2012

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[QUOTE]Random: My life became a low-brow comedy at 6am Saturday morning when I woke to a strange noise in my kitchen. I found one of my two cats sitting idly by watching a little mouse scurry around the kitchen floor, which made me shriek and run away like a maniac. The other cat was still snoozing on the bed. For some reason I decided that an umbrella and a tupperware bowl were the items needed to take care of this situation. Jeff laughed his butt off at all of this, I must have looked ridiculous. We remediated the mouse problem but spent the rest of the weekend reminding Izzy & Squeaky (the lazy cats) of their implied duties as residents of our house. This past weekend will forever be remembered as the weekend of the Epic Cat Fail. Ugh.
Posted by radleyboo[/QUOTE]

This is awesome

AllAboutTheBenjamin · April 2012

If I could be Ben for a day, I would go to the dentist.

LetsHikeToday · April 2012

I'd love to be H for the day and see what is job is really like. He can't tell me much. Oh, I'd also eat whatever the hell I want because his metabolism is insane.

[Deleted User] · April 2012

If I was H, I'd go to the doctor and address all the issues he thinks are no big deal.

Then I'd stand in front of the mirror and flex, and pick up something super heavy just because I could.

Girlie1030 · April 2012

If I were H for a day, I'd go for a long run and then do some pull-ups because I can't do either of those things. I'd also go shopping for new jeans that aren't 15 years old.

AllAboutTheBenjamin · April 2012

Oh, I get it. It's WIllie's birthday. He's 79. Who says smoking weed is bad for you? lol.

brandichamberlain · April 2012

If I was my FI I would go to the gym and lift weights. He is so much stronger than me and I'm jealous of how fit he is. Then I'd go to work and stand up for myself since he lets them walk all over him.

LesPaul · April 2012

If I were DH for a day I'd stand in front of the mirror for a few hours and admire my arms and upper body. Then I'd do about 750 pushups, including airborne ones, just because I could. I'm always fondling his biceps and shoulders - they're awesome.

[Deleted User] · April 2012

I'd piss off the back deck.

AllAboutTheBenjamin · April 2012

Haha that's awesome Daff.

I saw a thing on FB the other day that said "How can a man hit a deer with a gun 250 feet away and yet still miss the toilet seat?" I don't usually laugh at stupid FB shiit, but I did chuckle at that.

LesPaul · April 2012

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[QUOTE]I'd piss off the back deck.
Posted by daffodil_jill[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I'd do that too. Maybe write my name or see how far it could possibly go.

[Deleted User] · April 2012

Does H get to be me while I'm him? Because if so, I'd totally try to secude him/myself. I say try because we've already had this discussion and he is adamant that he won't have sex with himself even in my body. He takes all the fun out of it.

dmiller9274 · April 2012

Yeah, peeing outdoors would be a must. I'd also be really interested in having sex, just to see what it feels like for a dude. Michael pretty much has it made, he's a SAHH so he does house shiit and sleeps and watches tv. If I got to be him for a day, I'd probably want to talk to his family and friends just to see what conversations are like when I'm not around. He's such a non-confrontational kind of guy, and really relaxed, so I'd probably stand up to a few people that he lets talk down to him.

brandichamberlain · April 2012

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[QUOTE]Does H get to be me while I'm him? Because if so, I'd totally try to secude him/myself. I say try because we've already had this discussion and he is adamant that he won't have sex with himself even in my body. He takes all the fun out of it.
Posted by Seshat411[/QUOTE]

I can't wait to ask my FI if he'd do this.

AllAboutTheBenjamin · April 2012

Haha, I'm always asking Ben what it feels like for him. All he says is that it "feels really good." FFS, MAN. DESCRIBE.

brandichamberlain · April 2012

I texted him and asked him and his response was "What? Why are you asking this? Are you knotting?

But yes."

lol

[Deleted User] · April 2012

Ha, brandi, my H doesn't even ask why I ask such questions. He just assumes I'm insane. I can't even blame it on TK since I've been doing it before I ever even joined.

H usually says "This (whatever the topic may be) could never happen. Why are we even discussing it?" My response of, "It could happen. We need to be prepared" doesn't usually get me anywhere though.

ski2play · April 2012

Good responses, I totally would want to pee off the back deck, and the sex one has me intrigued. Thanks all.

jcg98 · April 2012

If I could be H for the day, I would eat all of the foods that he claims to despise just to see if they really tasted bad on his tongue.

Then I would promote the shiiit out of myself. He is the most humble professional musician I've ever met.

brandichamberlain · April 2012

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[QUOTE]If I could be H for the day, I would eat all of the foods that he claims to despise just to see if they really tasted bad on his tongue. Then I would promote the shiiit out of myself. He is the most humble professional musician I've ever met.
Posted by jcg98[/QUOTE]

Hmm, This is a good point. I'd probably eat all of the foods that I hate and he loves just to get a different POV. I wish my life was like Freaky Friday.

jcg98 · April 2012

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: This place sucks and is boring : Hmm, This is a good point. <strong> I'd probably eat all of the foods that I hate and he loves just to get a different POV. </strong>I wish my life was like Freaky Friday.
Posted by brandichamberlain[/QUOTE]

The one thing he loves that I hate is scrapple, and I don't know if I could bring myself to eat that, even as him. Yuuuuuuck. Although I think I hate the smell of it frying more than I hate the actual taste.

brandichamberlain · April 2012

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: This place sucks and is boring : The one thing he loves that I hate is scrapple, and I don't know if I could bring myself to eat that, even as him. Yuuuuuuck. Although I think I hate the smell of it frying more than I hate the actual taste.
Posted by jcg98[/QUOTE]

Scrapple is super gross.

AllAboutTheBenjamin · April 2012

Wtf is scrapple?

brandichamberlain · April 2012

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[QUOTE]Wtf is scrapple?
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]
<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scrapple" rel="nofollow">
LINK</a>

dmiller9274 · April 2012

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[QUOTE]Wtf is scrapple?
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]
lips and assholes tossed with a little corn flour

brandichamberlain · April 2012

Dmill's CN version is pretty accurate.

jcg98 · April 2012

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[QUOTE]Wtf is scrapple?
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

It's a mush of pork scraps and trimmings. My H buys it in a brick that he slices and fries and eats with maple syrup. Looks like this:

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ETA: dmill's description is spot on. The smell of it frying stinks up the house for hours and makes me want to vomit.

krizzo17 · April 2012

Sausage is what the get off the floor of the pork factory. Hot dogs are what they pick up off the floor of the sausage factory. Scrapple is the stuff they get off the floor at the hot dog factory.

Smash Adams · April 2012

Glad I'm here in time for the scrapple pics.

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