Dearest Heels,

[Deleted User] · March 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_dearest-heels?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:28c3c7f8-14d0-4c57-af8d-0e97343a09c0Post:4a486836-36ac-4eb4-822c-2d87d0cbf49c">Re: Dearest Heels,</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Dearest Heels, : A respectable lady does not speak of such things. I am ashamed for you. I'll pray for you.
Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]

No! I'd rather have vibes. Just send me vibes.

BecW2be · March 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_dearest-heels?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:28c3c7f8-14d0-4c57-af8d-0e97343a09c0Post:f2946a4b-3e2f-4648-b6f0-4f6c77dbf0ef">Re: Dearest Heels,</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Dearest Heels, : No! I'd rather have vibes. Just send me vibes.
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

And she's STILL talking about dildos!

J&K10910 · March 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_dearest-heels?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:28c3c7f8-14d0-4c57-af8d-0e97343a09c0Post:f2946a4b-3e2f-4648-b6f0-4f6c77dbf0ef">Re: Dearest Heels,</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Dearest Heels, : No! I'd rather have vibes. Just send me vibes.
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

I kind of feel like you don't need my vibes...

[Deleted User] · March 2010

Ha! That's awesome. But aren't dildos just vibrators that don't vibrate? So, in that case, I actually do need the vibes.

BecW2be · March 2010

I think if you sit on a washer during the spin cycle with one of those suction dildos, you get the best of both worlds. That's just a guess, I swear.

J&K10910 · March 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_dearest-heels?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:28c3c7f8-14d0-4c57-af8d-0e97343a09c0Post:9002e7ed-64df-4471-b169-53ec957815b2">Re: Dearest Heels,</a>:
[QUOTE]Ha! That's awesome. But aren't dildos just vibrators that don't vibrate? So, in that case, I actually do need the vibes.
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

You can totally get vibrating dildos.

I mean...you can, right? I'd have to ask someone that knows.

J&K10910 · March 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_dearest-heels?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:28c3c7f8-14d0-4c57-af8d-0e97343a09c0Post:5bc58f0e-934f-46e5-b8b4-b2fa578ee00c">Re: Dearest Heels,</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Dearest Heels, : You're never laughing alone. God is always with you.
Posted by mag920[/QUOTE]

But God isn't laughing with me. God is laughing AT me. Important distinction.

BecW2be · March 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_dearest-heels?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:28c3c7f8-14d0-4c57-af8d-0e97343a09c0Post:a0c2095a-0bc1-4dd4-a42e-32789a33b87d">Re: Dearest Heels,</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Dearest Heels, : But God isn't laughing with me. God is laughing AT me. Important distinction.
Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]

And God is not alone in that. This is a big vibrating, laughey, god-like circle we're talking in here, girls.

[Deleted User] · March 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_dearest-heels?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:28c3c7f8-14d0-4c57-af8d-0e97343a09c0Post:f458a85f-3467-418c-81c2-6921211f683f">Re: Dearest Heels,</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Dearest Heels, : You can totally get vibrating dildos. I mean...you can, right? I'd have to ask someone that knows.
Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]

Yeah. I don't know. I thought that the distinction between a dildo and a vibrator was the vibration. Hmmm. We need a sexpert. STAT.

goheels05 · March 2010

A vibrator disappeared from my checked luggage when I came home from studying abroad. True story.

J&K10910 · March 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_dearest-heels?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:28c3c7f8-14d0-4c57-af8d-0e97343a09c0Post:c268f9f3-e153-4c87-a80f-9d9d4012de84">Re: Dearest Heels,</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Dearest Heels, : Yeah. I don't know. I thought that the distinction between a dildo and a vibrator was the vibration. Hmmm. We need a sexpert. STAT.
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

Bec? Where'd ya go, Bec?

goheels05 · March 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_dearest-heels?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:28c3c7f8-14d0-4c57-af8d-0e97343a09c0Post:f458a85f-3467-418c-81c2-6921211f683f">Re: Dearest Heels,</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Dearest Heels, : You can totally get vibrating dildos. I mean...you can, right? I'd have to ask someone that knows.
Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]

I'd google it but I'm at work.

[Deleted User] · March 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_dearest-heels?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:28c3c7f8-14d0-4c57-af8d-0e97343a09c0Post:cc031399-db1e-4e41-85c1-6511b715ee97">Re: Dearest Heels,</a>:
[QUOTE]A vibrator disappeared from my checked luggage when I came home from studying abroad. True story.
Posted by goheels05[/QUOTE]

I bet God took it because vibrators are the devil.

goheels05 · March 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_dearest-heels?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:28c3c7f8-14d0-4c57-af8d-0e97343a09c0Post:7eebe589-dcbd-46bf-831f-193d183e193e">Re: Dearest Heels,</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Dearest Heels, : And God is not alone in that. This is a big vibrating, laughey, god-like circle we're talking in here, girls.
Posted by BecW2be[/QUOTE]

"I'm givin' it up to the Lord!"

J&K10910 · March 2010

NSFW: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/539

Hope that clears up the questions, ladies.

picoult81 · March 2010

Dildos are the things that actually look like a man part. Vibrators are the colorful plastic ones. Dildos can come vibrating or not. I worked at an adult store for four years, so I am a "sexpert" per say.

ac_in_dc · March 2010

Isn't a vibrator any sex toy that vibrates and a dildo any sex toy that penetreates regardless of vibrational status?

There was a discussion of this on the bump yesterday and folks kept mixing the two up. I kinda wanted to jump in and correct everybody.

[Deleted User] · March 2010

Thank you sexpert! I stand corrected. Dildos can vibrate. So, the distinction is based on how anatomically correct looking they are. Good to know.

BecW2be · March 2010

"I'm givin' it up to the Lord!"

You stole my line!!!!

J&K10910 · March 2010

I have to say, call me a 15 year old boy, but I love the turn this thread took. Flame away

goheels05 · March 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_dearest-heels?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:28c3c7f8-14d0-4c57-af8d-0e97343a09c0Post:e93752ec-04d6-4362-9f79-2efb5cfbaf7f">Re: Dearest Heels,</a>:
[QUOTE]Dildos are the things that actually look like a man part. Vibrators are the colorful plastic ones. Dildos can come vibrating or not. I worked at an adult store for four years, so I am a "sexpert" per say.
Posted by picoult81[/QUOTE]

What is the best way to clean a dildo?

beatlesgirl25 · March 2010

Heh, "vibrational status." It sounds so proper. I'll also vouch for the dildo as man-part thing. When I was in college, a bunch of guys gave my roomate and I a double-sided dildo for her birthday, which they all signed. They wanted us to use it together. Which we did... as a doorstop. That thing was hefty.

pumpkinpumpkin · March 2010

DUH. Dishsoap and store it in a cotton sock. That's what I've always heard. Is this true, sexpert?

picoult81 · March 2010

They actually sell toy cleaner at those stores, but it's a waste of money. Warm water and anti-bacterial soap is the best way to clean them.

J&K10910 · March 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_dearest-heels?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:28c3c7f8-14d0-4c57-af8d-0e97343a09c0Post:fa9728e4-03e9-4c2d-8951-02e64b2a35ef">Re: Dearest Heels,</a>:
[QUOTE]DUH. Dishsoap and store it in a cotton sock. That's what I've always heard. Is this true, sexpert?
Posted by pumpkinpumpkin[/QUOTE]

I've heard you can put them in the dishwasher. I would never do this, but it's word on the street.

BecW2be · March 2010

What is the best way to clean a dildo?

Give it to Cew and tell her it's her bachelorette party lollipop! Or Free Footlong Day...

bbyckes · March 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_dearest-heels?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:28c3c7f8-14d0-4c57-af8d-0e97343a09c0Post:98182667-b819-4cf3-99c4-41ba518c3635">Re: Dearest Heels,</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Dearest Heels, : What is the best way to clean a dildo?
Posted by goheels05[/QUOTE]

I hear corn starch, but like Bec said, it's just something I heard. I swear.

MeaghanandMichael · March 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_dearest-heels?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:28c3c7f8-14d0-4c57-af8d-0e97343a09c0Post:bd733650-9311-4d4c-a6cf-191cce9b1212">Re: Dearest Heels,</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Dearest Heels, : I've heard you can put them in the dishwasher. I would never do this, but it's word on the street.
Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]

ok whatever closet dishwashed dildo owner

(oooh try saying that one three times fast!)

[Deleted User] · March 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_dearest-heels?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:28c3c7f8-14d0-4c57-af8d-0e97343a09c0Post:18dacea7-5d98-41c7-809d-c0cd638a1082">Re: Dearest Heels,</a>:
[QUOTE]What is the best way to clean a dildo? Give it to Cew and tell her it's her bachelorette party lollipop! Or Free Footlong Day...
Posted by BecW2be[/QUOTE]

Diick lollipops are for losers. I'm going to be walking around with a fully erect male blow up doll. I'm naming him Steve.

goheels05 · March 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_dearest-heels?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:28c3c7f8-14d0-4c57-af8d-0e97343a09c0Post:8ea6bb20-3804-4e9f-8f87-c8e5a59f1c57">Re: Dearest Heels,</a>:
[QUOTE]Heh, "vibrational status." It sounds so proper. I'll also vouch for the dildo as man-part thing. When I was in college, a bunch of guys gave my roomate and I a double-sided dildo for her birthday, which they all signed. They wanted us to use it together<strong>. Which we did</strong>... as a doorstop. That thing was hefty.
Posted by beatlesgirl25[/QUOTE]

My jaw literally dropped at "which we did" until I finshed the sentence. I'm literally blushing. It's hard to make heels blush.

Dearest Heels,

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