Random & Inappropriate Questions

prbright · May 2012

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Random & Inappropriate Questions : I almost shot diet Coke out my nose when I read this!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! BriSox81, you kill me!
Posted by radleyboo[/QUOTE]
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mymissingpuzzlepiece · May 2012

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Random & Inappropriate Questions : That's a lot of exclamation marks. She must really mean it.
Posted by prbright[/QUOTE]

<div>DED.</div>

radleyboo · May 2012

What did you have for breakfast?

Nothing. Well, coffee.

What is for lunch?

Salad from Wendy's, which I am usually scared of but I was desperate and starving.

Do you like guacamole?

Si! Heavy on the cilantro.

Do you make eye contact while giving a BJ (with your eyes)?

Yes, SO loves it.

Do you shave your legs before going:

a) To the gynecologist? Yes

b) For a massage? Yes

c) For a pedicure? Yes, if I remember.

d) For a bikini wax? Never had one, but maybe this year.

Do you have a hairy asshole (there ya go, Sousa!)?

Nope.

Where were you the first time you had sex?

Hotel room in Florida.

Where is the wildest place you've had sex?

At a 'Scenic Overlook' off the highway here in Michigan. We wandered off the trail a bit and did it up against a tree.

Do you enjoy oral sex?

YES!!! Very much, SO is a champ!

Do you boobs/nipples ever do anything weird?

They become ENORMOUS when I am pregnant. Seriously scary elephant boobs.

Who is your girl-crush?

Michelle Obama and Ashley Judd

Have you ever puked from drinking alcohol?

I can honestly say I never have, and that's with 3 years of sorority life under my belt.

Do you poop frequently?

Daily. I am the fastest work-bathroom pooper in the West. In and out in under 2 miinutes, nobody has caught me. Yet.

Show me your poop face.

jorja86 · May 2012

1) What did you have for breakfast?

Popcorn and a handful of chocolate chips.

2) What is for lunch?

Popcorn and a handful of chocolate chips.

3) Do you like guacamole?

Absolutely

4) Do you make eye contact while giving a BJ (with your eyes)?

Occasionally

5) Do you shave your legs before going:

a) To the gynecologist?

Yes

b) For a massage?

Yes

c) For a pedicure?

Yes

d) For a bikini wax?

I've only ever had one of these, and I can't remember if I did or not.

6) Do you have a hairy asshole (there ya go, Sousa!)?

No...I may have to perform acrobatics in the shower with a razor, but I take care of that.

7) Where were you the first time you had sex?

On a hotel balcony in Mexico

8) Where is the wildest place you've had sex?

On the front porch of a friends house in the middle of a city

9) Do you enjoy oral sex?

Giving? sometimes. Getting? nope.

10) Do you boobs/nipples ever do anything weird?

Ummm, not that I can think of.

11) Who is your girl-crush?

Kate Middleton, duh.

12) Have you ever puked from drinking alcohol?

Um, yeah.

13) Do you poop frequently?

I don't poop.

14) Show me your poop face.

I will not.

RWS2011 · May 2012

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Random & Inappropriate Questions : OMG I love your sig picture. LOVE IT. Yes, I know I am a gigantic dork, but the 'Math major' in me thinks it's awesome.
Posted by cu97tiger[/QUOTE]

<div>Haha, thanks! Yeah, I'm a sucker for some good nerdy humor. Glad to meet another enthusiast!</div>

bethsmiles · May 2012

I'm late to this, I know but it's been a busy day and I'm doing it anyway

1) What did you have for breakfast?

Nothing. I woke up late and had to rush out the door to get to work on time.

2) What is for lunch?
Salad....yum!

3) Do you like guacamole?
Nope

4) Do you make eye contact while giving a BJ (with your eyes)?
Sometimes.

5) Do you shave your legs before going:

a) To the gynecologist? - yes

b) For a massage? - yes

c) For a pedicure? - yes

d) For a bikini wax? - yes
Basically if someone else is going to see my legs I shave them.

6) Do you have a hairy asshole (there ya go, Sousa!)?
0.o ...no

7) Where were you the first time you had sex?
I haven't had sex...unless you count oral then BF's apartment.

8) Where is the wildest place you've had sex?
We messed around in my tent when we went camping once but that isn't exactly "wild"

9) Do you enjoy oral sex?
Yup.

10) Do you boobs/nipples ever do anything weird?
Not that I can think of.

11) Who is your girl-crush?
Scarlett Johansson

12) Have you ever puked from drinking alcohol?
Nope.

13) Do you poop frequently?
I'm not sure what counts as frequently...

14) Show me your poop face.
Haha...I have no idea how to answer this one.

Elle1036 · May 2012

1) What did you have for breakfast?
Nothing.

2) What is for lunch?
Two cookies and a lemon soda from Whole Foods. I am so healthy.

3) Do you like guacamole?
Yesssss, as long as it's made well. I hate store-bought guac.

4) Do you make eye contact while giving a BJ (with your eyes)?
Yes, but I don't maintain it the whole time.

5) Do you shave your legs before going:
a) To the gynecologist? If they're really fuzzy, then yes.
b) For a massage? N/A
c) For a pedicure? See answer A
d) For a bikini wax? N/A

6) Do you have a hairy asshole (there ya go, Sousa!)?
I don't get waxed, so I guess so.

7) Where were you the first time you had sex?
In my bedroom at my parents' house. It was while I was home from college for the summer.

8) Where is the wildest place you've had sex?
In his car during a hurricane.

9) Do you enjoy oral sex?
On occasion. It's not, like, better than cake.

10) Do you boobs/nipples ever do anything weird?
Ummm... Not that I can think of right now.

11) Who is your girl-crush?
Tina Fey

12) Have you ever puked from drinking alcohol?
Nope. Where's my medal?

13) Do you poop frequently?
Frequently enough.

14) Show me your poop face.

polkadot111 · May 2012

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[QUOTE]1) What did you have for breakfast? Cereal 2) What is for lunch? Mexican! 3) Do you like guacamole? So very much 4) Do you make eye contact while giving a BJ (with your eyes)? Always with my eyes 5) Do you shave your legs before going: a) To the gynecologist? yes b) For a massage? yes c) For a pedicure? yes d) For a bikini wax? never been but I would 6) Do you have a hairy asshole (there ya go, Sousa!)? I've never gotten it waxed...perhaps I should give it a whirl 7) Where were you the first time you had sex? H's dorm 8) Where is the wildest place you've had sex? I'm with Stina, parked car 9) Do you enjoy oral sex? yes 10) Do you boobs/nipples ever do anything weird?<strong> I can make my boobs jump</strong> 11) Who is your girl-crush? rdr 12) Have you ever puked from drinking alcohol? yes...and every time I puke, I black out 13) Do you poop frequently? regularly, yes 14) Show me your poop face.
Posted by LaSak87[/QUOTE]<div>
</div><div>I may have just pulled down my shirt and attempted to make my boobs jump too. I didn't succeed. You've got mad skillzzzz.

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polkadot111 · May 2012

What did you have for breakfast?

Muffins and some yogurt. And a granola bar because a coworker offered.

What is for lunch?

Leftover chilli from last night, an orange, and some crackers with cheese and ham.

Do you like guacamole?

YES.

Do you make eye contact while giving a BJ (with your eyes)?

I've never given one. I'm a nun, remember? Gosh.

Do you shave your legs before going:

a) To the gynecologist? Yes. Except once I forgot and was embarassed.

b) For a massage? Yes

c) For a pedicure? Yep.

d) For a bikini wax? Never have done it.

Do you have a hairy asshole (there ya go, Sousa!)?

Nope.

Where were you the first time you had sex?

Haven't had sex.

Where is the wildest place you've had sex?

See previous answer.

Do you enjoy oral sex?

See previous answer.

Do you boobs/nipples ever do anything weird?

My left boob gets perky and does not point straight out. It points a little more down. It's weird.

Who is your girl-crush?

I don't really know.

Have you ever puked from drinking alcohol?

Never.

Do you poop frequently?

Wish I did!

Show me your poop face.

LilTexasGal · May 2012

1) What did you have for breakfast?

Yogurt

2) What is for lunch?

A salad with fresh olives.

3) Do you like guacamole?

Love it!

4) Do you make eye contact while giving a BJ (with your eyes)?

Yes, when possible. (OMG did I just answer that?)

5) Do you shave your legs before going:

a) To the gynecologist? - Yes

b) For a massage? - Yes

c) For a pedicure? - Yes

d) For a bikini wax? - I would

6) Do you have a hairy asshole (there ya go, Sousa!)?
No, lol.

7) Where were you the first time you had sex?

My dorm room, freshman year of college.

8) Where is the wildest place you've had sex?

Probably the hot tub, outside, while friends were over (no, they weren't outside, they were in the shower - probably doing the same thing...)

9) Do you enjoy oral sex?

Yes, I do.

10) Do you boobs/nipples ever do anything weird?

Not really.

11) Who is your girl-crush?

Isla Fisher

12) Have you ever puked from drinking alcohol?

Yup

13) Do you poop frequently?

About average I would say.

14) Show me your poop face.
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lavenderfields13 · May 2012

1) What did you have for breakfast?

Slimfast shake

2) What is for lunch?

I had a chicken caesar wrap

3) Do you like guacamole?

No

4) Do you make eye contact while giving a BJ (with your eyes)?

Sometimes

5) Do you shave your legs before going:

a) To the gynecologist? - Yes

b) For a massage? - Yes

c) For a pedicure? - Yes

d) For a bikini wax? - I don't get waxed

6) Do you have a hairy asshole (there ya go, Sousa!)?
I do what I can with my razor!

7) Where were you the first time you had sex?

In the woods

8) Where is the wildest place you've had sex?

Can't think of any place that was particularly wild

9) Do you enjoy oral sex?
It's whatever

10) Do you boobs/nipples ever do anything weird?

No

11) Who is your girl-crush?

Right now it's Anna Paquin. I just started watching True Blood from the beginning and I'm in love..so maybe I just have a crush on Sookie

12) Have you ever puked from drinking alcohol?

When I was younger yeah

13) Do you poop frequently?

About average I think

14) Show me your poop face

LilTexasGal · May 2012

Leese, did your highlight feature poop out on you too after question number five? Mine did, and will randomly not let me highlight... haven't figured out why though.

melmac86 · May 2012

1) What did you have for breakfast?
Cherry Pop-Tarts

2) What is for lunch?
I had a PB&J and some Super Mario fruit snacks (channeling my inner child).

3) Do you like guacamole?
LOVE

4) Do you make eye contact while giving a BJ (with your eyes)?
Yes, but not the whole time.

5) Do you shave your legs before going:

a) To the gynecologist? Yes

b) For a massage? Yes

c) For a pedicure? Yes

d) For a bikini wax? Too chicken to get this done

6) Do you have a hairy asshole (there ya go, Sousa!)?
No, because I ever so carefully shave and pray the entire time not to slip.

7) Where were you the first time you had sex?
In bf's (at the time) bed.

8) Where is the wildest place you've had sex?
A hot tub, car in hotel parking lot

9) Do you enjoy oral sex?
giving - don't mind, receiving - not really

10) Do you boobs/nipples ever do anything weird?
Nope

11) Who is your girl-crush?
I think Lauren Conrad is really pretty and I love her style.

12) Have you ever puked from drinking alcohol?
I try not to think about those times.

13) Do you poop frequently?
No, probably only a few times per week, which is really not healthy.

14) Show me your poop face
I don't think so.

Elle1036 · May 2012

Why is everyone afraid of the poop face question?

Geez, peeps. Just post a funny picture.

melmac86 · May 2012

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[QUOTE]Why is everyone afraid of the poop face question? Geez, peeps. Just post a funny picture.
Posted by Elle1036[/QUOTE]

I tried to find a funny one on google images. With my horrid luck, I clicked on a pic that had linked to a site with viruses. I think our anti-virus software caught it, but unfortunately I'm now running a scan of the computer to find out for sure. Didn't feel like doing that again.

LilTexasGal · May 2012

My upload picture wouldn't work for whatever reason so I just e-drew you a picture of my poop face...

( O /> ____________________< o ) <---- fists clenched gritting teeth like a mo fo.

Okay, so I am horrible at e-art... I know QQ.

JaniV123 · May 2012

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[QUOTE]1) What did you have for breakfast? Poptarts! So healthy. 2) What is for lunch? Most likely something on the go because I'm taking the dog hiking! 3) Do you like guacamole? I used to hate it but now its nom nom nom. 4) Do you make eye contact while giving a BJ (with your eyes)? What else would I make eye contact with? 5) Do you shave your legs before going: a) To the gynecologist? yes b) For a massage? yes c) For a pedicure? yes d) For a bikini wax? no 6) Do you have a hairy asshole (there ya go, Sousa!)? I get Brazialians so no. 7) Where were you the first time you had sex? My bed! 8) Where is the wildest place you've had sex? Dressing room of American Eagle 9) Do you enjoy oral sex? I enjoy getting it, I'm iffy about giving it but I know FI enjoys it. 10) Do you boobs/nipples ever do anything weird? Nope, they're nice and perky 11) Who is your girl-crush? Rooney Mara, Lisbeth from The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo and Ellen Page. 12) Have you ever puked from drinking alcohol? Too much. 13) Do you poop frequently? A good poop is enjoyable every now and then. 14) Show me your poop face.
Posted by prbright[/QUOTE]

I used to work at AE how in the world did you get to do it in there??

JaniV123 · May 2012

1 What did you have for breakfast?cereal, milk and toast 2 What is for lunch?homemade beef stew with white rice 3 Do you like guacamole?nope 4 Do you make eye contact while giving a BJ with your eyes?sometimes, but mostly I get self concious so I keep my eyes closed 5 Do you shave your legs before going: anbsp;To the gynecologist?nop bnbsp;For a massage?depends cnbsp;For a pedicure?depends dnbsp;For a bikini wax?never had one 6 Do you have a hairy asshole there ya go, Sousa!?not really 7 Where were you the first time you had sex? FI's building's penthouse terraceits usually open so we go there for nightly picniks under the moon 8 Where is the wildest place you've had sex?university parking lot is FI's car, bathroom at an apartment with friends outside, BB parking lot 9 Do you enjoy oral sex?very much so 10 Do you boobs/nipples ever do anything weird?not really 11 Who is your girlcrush? Atm Mila Kunis 12 Have you ever puked from drinking alcohol?too many times although itS been a while 13 Do you poop frequently?since I have been dieting and exercising at least once a day 14 Show me your poop face. I'm on mobile soo O____O

Battletoads · May 2012

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[QUOTE]Why is everyone afraid of the poop face question? Geez, peeps. Just post a funny picture.
Posted by Elle1036[/QUOTE]

<div>For realz</div>

eirwyn · May 2012

1) What did you have for breakfast?

Cereal and juice

2) What is for lunch?

Chicken and pasta

3) Do you like guacamole?

LOVE

4) Do you make eye contact while giving a BJ (with your eyes)?

Of course. He loves it.

5) Do you shave your legs before going:

a) To the gynecologist? Yes

b) For a massage? Yes

c) For a pedicure? Yes

d) For a bikini wax? Never had one. I shave.

6) Do you have a hairy asshole (there ya go, Sousa!)?

Oh my lord. I have no idea.

7) Where were you the first time you had sex?

In my friend's bedroom. He had me over to watch movies, and things progressed from there.

8) Where is the wildest place you've had sex?

The elevator in the administration building of my college. My friend worked night shift there, and I used to visit him when I needed a booty call.

9) Do you enjoy oral sex?

I prefer to give since I'm sort of self-conscious about my thighs.

10) Do you boobs/nipples ever do anything weird?

Not that I can think of.

11) Who is your girl-crush?

Scarlett Johansson. I would hit that like the fist of an angry god.

12) Have you ever puked from drinking alcohol?

Nope.

13) Do you poop frequently?

Yeah, I'm lactose intolerant.

14) Show me your poop face.

Battletoads · May 2012

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[QUOTE]1) 11) Who is your girl-crush? Scarlett Johansson. I would hit that like the fist of an angry god.
Posted by eirwyn[/QUOTE]

<div>This is hilarious! Also, your siggy pic is adorable C:</div>

lavenderfields13 · May 2012

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[QUOTE]Leese, did your highlight feature poop out on you too after question number five? Mine did, and will randomly not let me highlight... haven't figured out why though.
Posted by LilTexasGal[/QUOTE yeah that's weird!

eirwyn · May 2012

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Random & Inappropriate Questions : This is hilarious! Also, your siggy pic is adorable C:
Posted by Battletoads[/QUOTE]
Thanks! It was taken at my parents' house during Christmas.

orangehills · May 2012

Generally, I just read everything real quick and don't have time to post much. But this is fun and I'm making time!

1) What did you have for breakfast?

Rice Chex

2) What is for lunch?

had a bagel

3) Do you like guacamole?

heck yes

4) Do you make eye contact while giving a BJ (with your eyes)?

the rare times I do, at times

5) Do you shave your legs before going:

a) To the gynecologist? Yes

b) For a massage? Yes

c) For a pedicure? no- because I read that they aren't the most sterile, and if your legs are newly shaved, it's easier for an infection. But I don't go in hairy, just slightly stubbly....

d) For a bikini wax? The one I had, yes

6) Do you have a hairy asshole (there ya go, Sousa!)?

I shave- but at the moment, I'm not sure! Will shave tonight for sure haha

7) Where were you the first time you had sex?

In my college dorm room bed

8) Where is the wildest place you've had sex?

on a balcony overlooking a busy street where cars were stopped leaving a concert

9) Do you enjoy oral sex?

giving/receiving- enjoy it, but don't care if it happens

10) Do you boobs/nipples ever do anything weird?

One boob is bigger. that's about it

11) Who is your girl-crush?

Natalie Portman and Tina Fey

12) Have you ever puked from drinking alcohol?

Twice

13) Do you poop frequently?

I have IBS, what do you think?

14) Show me your poop face.

LoveBug82510 · May 2012

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[QUOTE]ETA: the oral sex question. I only answered for myself. But I love BJ's. The sex act. Not the store. 1) What did you have for breakfast? Coffee & a chocolate donut. Because I was still dying from my chocolate craving from last night. And a delicious bacon & egg & cheese on the bus. 2) What is for lunch? Don't know yet. We'll probably stop somewhere in Delaware. 3) Do you like guacamole? I'm in RDR's guacaholics anonymous club. 4) Do you make eye contact while giving a BJ (with your eyes)? Always, but only with my eyes. 5) Do you shave your legs before going: Yes to all, except when I forget. I had a pedicure the other day & totally forgot that I hadn't shaved in a while. Oops. a) To the gynecologist? b) For a massage? c) For a pedicure? d) For a bikini wax? 6) Do you have a hairy asshole (there ya go, Sousa!)? We all do. <strong>Even you LoveBug.</strong> That's why we wax. 7) Where were you the first time you had sex? The floor of my boyfriend's bedroom. 8) Where is the wildest place you've had sex? On the hood of his Jeep at the ski slope. We did NOT have an JR issues. 9) Do you enjoy oral sex? Love giving, HATE receiving. 10) Do you boobs/nipples ever do anything weird? Not particularly. Other than be huge. And AWESOME. 11) Who is your girl-crush? NOT Jennifer Love-Hewitt. She SUCKS, with her bottom-eyelid squints and her desperate "I need a man" ways. God I hate her. I DO love Carrie Underwood, Pink and Emma Stone. 12) Have you ever puked from drinking alcohol? Of course. The most recent was in February, when I had five margaritas, six shots, a car bomb and a mudslide. But sparklers heal broken hearts. FACT. 13) Do you poop frequently? All the effing time. 14) Show me your poop face. This should shock everyone.
Posted by BriSox81[/QUOTE]

What's the reason for pointing me out specifically...I wasn't the only one to say no.

tulaq · May 2012

1 What did you have for breakfast? A weird quinoa muffin thing I made...actually pretty good! And a banana. 2 What is for lunch? Probably tuna noodle salad from the other day 3 Do you like guacamole? So.much. 4 Do you make eye contact while giving a BJ with your eyes? Yeah, some. Not the whole time. 5 Do you shave your legs before going: anbsp;To the gynecologist? if I remember bnbsp;For a massage? Almost always cnbsp;For a pedicure? yes. dnbsp;For a bikini wax? Not usually 6 Do you have a hairy asshole there ya go, Sousa!? Ummm well the last time I got a bikini wax the lady said I didn't. 7 Where were you the first time you had sex? In the boys bed. 8 Where is the wildest place you've had sex? I guess on an airplane 9 Do you enjoy oral sex? Yes yes yes 10 Do you boobs/nipples ever do anything weird? Hmm no, there was one nipple I thought was going to be inverted til I was like 13 but it got its act together. 11 Who is your girlcrush? Probably Sophia take your pick, Loren, Vergara 12 Have you ever puked from drinking alcohol? Ugh. Yes. 13 Do you poop frequently? I think I'm pretty regular. 14 Show me your poop face. On mobile...I'd go with the Britney if I could though. Ps. I have to say, answering inappropriate questions is probably in my top 3 favorite things. It's really not normal. For example: the invasive surveys at doctors offices, all over it! I think it's cause I used to work at planned parenthood and am thoroughly difficult to weird out as far as sex stuff goes. In any case, thanks for posting!

Elle1036 · May 2012

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[QUOTE]Generally, I just read everything real quick and don't have time to post much. But this is fun and I'm making time! 1) What did you have for breakfast? Rice Chex 2) What is for lunch? had a bagel 3) Do you like guacamole? heck yes 4) Do you make eye contact while giving a BJ (with your eyes)? the rare times I do, at times 5) Do you shave your legs before going: a) To the gynecologist? Yes b) For a massage? Yes c) For a pedicure? no- because I read that they aren't the most sterile, and if your legs are newly shaved, it's easier for an infection. But I don't go in hairy, just slightly stubbly.... d) For a bikini wax? The one I had, yes 6) Do you have a hairy asshole (there ya go, Sousa!)? I shave- but at the moment, I'm not sure! Will shave tonight for sure haha 7) Where were you the first time you had sex? In my college dorm room bed 8) Where is the wildest place you've had sex? on a balcony overlooking a busy street where cars were stopped leaving a concert 9) Do you enjoy oral sex? giving/receiving- enjoy it, but don't care if it happens 10) Do you boobs/nipples ever do anything weird? One boob is bigger. that's about it 11) Who is your girl-crush? Natalie Portman and Tina Fey 12) Have you ever puked from drinking alcohol? Twice 13) Do you poop frequently? I have IBS, what do you think? 14) Show me your poop face.
Posted by orangehills[/QUOTE]

OMG. Best poop face in this thread.

*hands over certificate*

Also, good call on Tina Fey.

orangehills · May 2012

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Random & Inappropriate Questions : OMG. Best poop face in this thread. *hands over certificate* Also, good call on Tina Fey.
Posted by Elle1036[/QUOTE]

Why thank you... I may have made that face this morning as well. RP has got it down! :p

GoldenPenguin · May 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_random-inappropriate-questions?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:136Discussion:9971caa2-7a5c-468d-953b-a282e89deb02Post:73dfbd25-ecec-4233-84bc-a9380650a054">Re: Random & Inappropriate Questions</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Random & Inappropriate Questions : What's the reason for pointing me out specifically...I wasn't the only one to say no.
Posted by LoveBug82510[/QUOTE]

Because when I answered, you were the only one to say no. And also, you said no like it was a horrible offense. Every one has asshole hair. It's okay.

thejucheidea · May 2012

1) What did you have for breakfast? Cereal. I'm still in 'clean out the cupboards' mode from vacation expenses and not wanting to go to the grocery for that reason.

2) What is for lunch? Ras el hanout salmon and mashed potatoes. I have officially run out of vegetables, but I'm going to the farmer's market this weekend to obtain fresh. I wish I had some mutherfuckin' kale.

3) Do you like guacamole? Ew, no. I love avocado, but guac is a big no.

4) Do you make eye contact while giving a BJ (with your eyes)? I don't give them.

5) Do you shave your legs before going:

a) To the gynecologist? If I remember.

b) For a massage? If I remember.

c) For a pedicure? If I remember.

d) For a bikini wax? I don't even trim on a regular basis, so like hell I'm gonna have my bajingo waxed.

6) Do you have a hairy asshole (there ya go, Sousa!)? Maybe a little, but I don't have a throw rug down there or anything. It's more hairy when I wash my hair and get scalp-based hairs down my crack.

7) Where were you the first time you had sex? My bedroom.

8) Where is the wildest place you've had sex? Ugh, I was hoping I'd be able to say a moving train, but alas, such a thing did not occur on vacation. I guess when we were on vacation and ended up on the floor because the bed was too squeaky and his parents were a room away.

9) Do you enjoy oral sex? No. Gross.

10) Do you boobs/nipples ever do anything weird? Nope.

11) Who is your girl-crush? When we were in NYC, this chick got on the subway at Wall Street who had dat ass. I couldn't stop staring, and I consulted Tyler about it and he agreed that it was the finest ass he'd ever seen in his life. We refer to her as Dat Ass because damn, dat ass.

12) Have you ever puked from drinking alcohol? Nope, and I've only gotten tipsy twice in my life. Alcohol isn't really my thing, so I drink sparingly.

13) Do you poop frequently? I do pretty well.

14) Show me your poop face. I remain pretty emotionless. My emotions come in the form of laughter when someone is knocked back by the odor or I get to tell Tyler about an amazing poop.

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