Jessica Simpson?

loop0406 · August 2010

sorry but she doesn't look fit, in my opinion, she needs to lose 15-20 lbs. I loved her figure in dukes of hazzard, you could tell she worked out hard.

vegasgroom · August 2010

That pic looks like she's Courtney Love on the way to rehab.

Lenore2010 · August 2010

I think she is probably unhappy with her weight now because I know she likes to be thinner and firmer. For ME getting that shape back, which I have when I am smaller will be great but I imagine she feels huge. I would have too at her age, because in high school I could not keep weight on. I am 5'7 and I rarely weighed more than 105-110 then. Ahhh, that was a long time ago!

The dress is a size too small, and I think she just needs to let go of the whole platinum blond thing. She has brown eyes, and her colorist should be doing a lot better for whatever s/he is getting paid. She is getting that fried hair trashy look. A more natural blondish or better yet light brown would be nice on her.

ricksang · August 2010

You guys are harsh! lol.

ricksang · August 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Jessica Simpson? : Can I combine all to be a witchy hooker nurse??
Posted by aprovencher21[/QUOTE]

No! Be a hooker!

Lenore2010 · August 2010

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[QUOTE]You guys are harsh! lol.
Posted by ricksang[/QUOTE]

<div>Well, these celebrities get paid a lot to look good. I think we get to be a lil' bitchy within reason about their looks. If I had Jessica's money, I could workout half of everyday, have my chef cook for me, and buy the most beautiful clothes in the world lol.</div>

JenGin74 · August 2010

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[QUOTE]I saw her wax figure in Madame Tussaud's once and she was crazy thin. And that place takes ridiculous molds of the people to make it accurate, so I think it was actually her shape. It's sad that she gets so much flak for her weight, but I do think she needs a better stylist. Remember those crazy high-waisted pants she wore? They were hideous on her.
Posted by npasquale16[/QUOTE]

Would this be the wax figure?

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SarahPLiz · August 2010

It is very Mad Man. I think it looks better on her than stick thin, though. When she first started out, she was thin and it made her butt look SO flat. It was very distracting to me, not sure why. At least now she will have some sort of curve.

Lenore2010 · August 2010

Absolutely, 8 out of 10 women would kill for the body she has right now. I would love to have that body again! That Dukes of hazzard shot, though wow... That is amazing. If I had THAT body I am not sure I could stop admiring myself long enough to leave the house. Young or not, she had to have been working out 4 hours a day and eating nothing but salad and chickpeas.

[Deleted User] · August 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Jessica Simpson? : Well, these celebrities get paid a lot to look good. I think we get to be a lil' bitchy within reason about their looks. If I had Jessica's money, I could workout half of everyday, have my chef cook for me, and buy the most beautiful clothes in the world lol.
Posted by Lenore2010[/QUOTE]

I agree with you to a certain extent because I do feel like people who live their lives in the public eye should expect some level of scrutiny, but the beating that poor girl has taken over a few lbs is ridiculous. I think she looks great. She looked great before and she looks great now.

MarriedInAFever · August 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Jessica Simpson? : I agree with you to a certain extent because I do feel like people who live their lives in the public eye should expect some level of scrutiny, but the beating that poor girl has taken over a few lbs is ridiculous. <strong>I think she looks great. She looked great before and she looks great now.
</strong>Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

I agree. I think holding anyone, including celebrities, to unreasonable standards doesn't do society any favors. I'm sure I'm curvier than Jessica Simpson in that photo. So I guess I have about 20 pounds or so to lose too.

If she's healthy, I really do not care.

Lenore2010 · August 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Jessica Simpson? : I agree. I think holding anyone, including celebrities, to unreasonable standards doesn't do society any favors. I'm sure I'm curvier than Jessica Simpson in that photo. So I guess I have about 20 pounds or so to lose too. If she's healthy, I really do not care.
Posted by MarriedInAFever[/QUOTE]

Ohh, I am past "curvy" at this point for sure. 20 pounds? You lucky girl! I was not saying the media should beat up on her the way they have, at all. They are crazy anyway. remember anyone when Jennifer Love Hewitt was suppose to be "fat" in the bikini shots? OMG, how many people would be overjoyed to be "fat" like she was in those pics!

It is unfortunate that being uber-thin is a "job requirement" these days for celebrities. Yet, it is what it is. Some of my job requirements suck, too. That, and I wonder what on earth she was thinking with the high waisted pants last year? I swear, those things are flattering to 1 out of 600 people, all weight/size issues aside. That is why we all looked weird in the 80's. Between those and the "baggies" (tapered legs) and the skinny skinny jeans, there was no winning in jeans at all.

missy68 · August 2010

I think I recall reading somewhere that those "waist mom jeans" were like a size 8. THAT is not fat or heavy, unless you're 3'11''.

You know how huge Schwargenegger looks in the Terminator? Ever seen his costume for that movie?
Yeah. Old me? Couldn't put a thigh in it, even if both legs were sewn together.

MarriedInAFever · August 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Jessica Simpson? : Ohh, I am past "curvy" at this point for sure. 20 pounds? You lucky girl! I was not saying the media should beat up on her the way they have, at all. They are crazy anyway. remember anyone when<strong> Jennifer Love Hewitt</strong> was suppose to be "fat" in the bikini shots? OMG, how many people would be overjoyed to be "fat" like she was in those pics! It is unfortunate that being uber-thin is a "job requirement" these days for celebrities.
Posted by Lenore2010[/QUOTE]

After those pictures came out, she became the temporary poster girl for average sized women. Then, months later she did a spread with People magazine after she went on a crash diet and lost 20 pounds. In the interview she said things like, "I can't wait to eat a corn dog after this!" Yeah. That's not healthy.

laladypoet · August 2010

she'll never not be hot. that's pretty muich all she's got going for her.

MarriedInAFever · August 2010

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[QUOTE]she'll never not be hot. that's pretty muich all she's got going for her.
Posted by laladypoet[/QUOTE]

I actually like her clothing and accessories too.

jenellsrevenge · August 2010

I lvoe the curvy figure, but she needs to learn how to dress it. Skin tight is not always the most flattering, and the boob shelf it creates is horrible.

Lenore2010 · August 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Jessica Simpson? : After those pictures came out, she became the temporary poster girl for average sized women. Then, months later she did a spread with People magazine after she went on a crash diet and lost 20 pounds. In the interview she said things like, "I can't wait to eat a corn dog after this!" Yeah. That's not healthy.
Posted by MarriedInAFever[/QUOTE]

Nope, not healthy at all. What ticks me off about the celebs though is that on the one hand they talk to magazines that want to give them good publicity for being a Size 000 again, and then when they hit that "big fat" size 8, they talk about the tragic media pressure to be thin. Yes, there is a lot of media pressure to be thin and when you do "People" interviews to chat about your crash diet, you are feeding that. Totally.

laladypoet · August 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Jessica Simpson? : I actually like her clothing and accessories too.
Posted by MarriedInAFever[/QUOTE]
her shoes are the devil and try to kill people.

eastunder1 · August 2010

She makes a fortune off her accessories and perfume lines. I'd say she has a little bit going for her outside of her looks.

laladypoet · August 2010

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[QUOTE]She makes a fortune off her accessories and perfume lines. I'd say she has a little bit going for her outside of her looks.
Posted by eastunder1[/QUOTE]
I was speaking more along the lines of singing or acting.

laladypoet · August 2010

which, in my opinion, are both un-good.

laladypoet · August 2010

and her shoes tried to murder me once.

eastunder1 · August 2010

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[QUOTE]and her shoes tried to murder me once.
Posted by laladypoet[/QUOTE]

In their defense, you were giving them the stink eye. I was there. I SAW IT GO DOWN.

(just like your mom)

eastunder1 · August 2010

Wait.... did I just say I saw your mom go down? because thats just awkward.

laladypoet · August 2010

THIS IS WHY I CALLED YOU THAT AT PIZZA HUT!

Dana JR · August 2010

Wow. She looks like Anna Nicole-in-training.

[Deleted User] · August 2010

She looks like shes on a Walk of Shame after a hard night. What a poor choice! Fire the stylist.

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