Knock it off. Srsly. You're freaking me out. You're like that crazy uncle everybody has who always makes folks vaguely uncomfortable and on edge because he will randomly and angrily spout conspiracy theories to strangers on the bus and refuses to get an e-mail address since he doesn't want to be on the grid, and then when he freaks out one day and shoots up the house on Thanksgiving nobody is surprised because, seriously, dude had problems.
I know that the Middle East is not the most stable area in the world, but to be honest I'm far more freaked out about what's going on in North Korea over what's going on in Iran. Mainly because we don't know WTF is going on in there, and the only person who really has any idea is China, I don't trust China as far as I can throw them.

If I wanted to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'd put shoes on the cat.
