I'm genuinely curious.

I was raised with a very technical understanding of sex organs and their associated parts. I have no problem saying vagina or penis but a lot of the people i associate with seem to pull out the pet-names that are cutesy or just plain weird.
What do you call your "private parts"?
How about the opposite sex's parts?
Why do you use those terms as your preferred as opposed to other terms?
As a thank you, here's a bit of NSFW penis song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcP8sVjZ5qg
Re: What do you call your dirty bits?
DX: PCOS/Recurrent losses/MTHFR mutation (compound hetero)
5 hysteroscopies/2 surgical
3 Inject IUIs = 2 m/c's and 1 BFN
IVF #1= BFP. m/c at 7w6d. Needed 2 D&C's and scar tissue removal. Mild OHSS
IVF #2 = BFP. Severe OHSS. 4 Drainings. TWINS!
Everything the light touches is my kingdom.
[QUOTE]PENIS PENIS PENIS VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA.
Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]
Labia Scrotum what?
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But since you asked, I have several terms. My vagina is vag, vag-tastic, Gina, or - my favorite - THE LOVE CAVE.
[QUOTE]This is not appropriate conversation for grown mature ladies, anna. But since you asked, I have several terms. My vagina is vag, vag-tastic, Gina, or - my favorite - <strong>THE LOVE CAVE.</strong>
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]
I totally read "The Love Cave" as "The Love Cake" and then was all "well that gives a new spin on red velvet"
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I once jokingly referred to lady bits as "the magical place" and now it's become an inside joke with H and me. He finds it hilarious, I find his amusement entertaining.
DX: PCOS/Recurrent losses/MTHFR mutation (compound hetero)
5 hysteroscopies/2 surgical
3 Inject IUIs = 2 m/c's and 1 BFN
IVF #1= BFP. m/c at 7w6d. Needed 2 D&C's and scar tissue removal. Mild OHSS
IVF #2 = BFP. Severe OHSS. 4 Drainings. TWINS!
[QUOTE]Blue - you read my mind. I'm SO DIZZY!
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]
Have you been sneaking my migraine medication again, AATB?
Oh wait, it's the endless spirals of anna's thread. My mistake.
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[QUOTE]I think AATB went too far with the monthly visitor comment. It's ALMOST enough to put me off cake. ALMOST.
Posted by anna.oskar[/QUOTE]
*ducks from the swinging banhammer*
It really all depends what context I'm talking about them in. I can go from technical to filthy pretty quickly.
[QUOTE]It really all depends what context I'm talking about them in. I can go from technical to filthy pretty quickly.
Posted by Sweded[/QUOTE]
But you can use technical? I have some friends that look like they'd die if i made them say vagina. it's "Va-jay-jay" or they just say "privates"
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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: What do you call your dirty bits? : *ducks from the swinging banhammer*
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]
Thanks to this thread, I read this as "ducks from the swinging bananahammer."
I'd love to look up "swinging banana hammer" but I'm afraid of what google will give me.
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: What do you call your dirty bits? : Thanks to this thread, I read this as "ducks from the swinging bananahammer." <strong>I'd love to look up "swinging banana hammer" but I'm afraid of what google will give me.</strong>
Posted by Seshat411[/QUOTE]
sadly, nothing filthy.
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[QUOTE]I think I'm going to use it on H tonight and see how he reacts. "<strong><u>Hey hubby, wanna give me a little of that swinging banana hammer?"</u></strong> He gets so flustered when I say things like that, it's fun to see him stutter over words.
Posted by Seshat411[/QUOTE]
I dont think I can ever imagine you talking dirty. To me you are sweet little Sesh. Now its tainted..........
DX: PCOS/Recurrent losses/MTHFR mutation (compound hetero)
5 hysteroscopies/2 surgical
3 Inject IUIs = 2 m/c's and 1 BFN
IVF #1= BFP. m/c at 7w6d. Needed 2 D&C's and scar tissue removal. Mild OHSS
IVF #2 = BFP. Severe OHSS. 4 Drainings. TWINS!
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And I just call mine a vagina. Sometimes they're "ladyparts" when I'm referring to the entire general area, like when I'm having cramps, I'll say "Damn my ladyparts". Side note: my autocorrect on my iPhone corrects "ladyparts" to "ladybugs".
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my currently-reading shelf:
"Are you one of those vegetarian zombies that only eats grrrrrraaaaaaiiiinnnnnsssss?" -- raynes
**FOR SALE NOW**
[QUOTE]I love lamp.
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]
Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it?
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You have mental problems, man.
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: What do you call your dirty bits? : I dont think I can ever imagine you talking dirty. To me you are sweet little Sesh. Now its tainted..........
Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]
I can talk dirty when it's the written word. When it comes to saying it in person, I'm guaranteed to giggle like a schoolgirl and ruin the dirty moment.
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: What do you call your dirty bits? : I can talk dirty when it's the written word. When it comes to saying it in person, I'm guaranteed to giggle like a schoolgirl and ruin the dirty moment.
Posted by Seshat411[/QUOTE]
Please dont ever change. You give me hope for humanity.
DX: PCOS/Recurrent losses/MTHFR mutation (compound hetero)
5 hysteroscopies/2 surgical
3 Inject IUIs = 2 m/c's and 1 BFN
IVF #1= BFP. m/c at 7w6d. Needed 2 D&C's and scar tissue removal. Mild OHSS
IVF #2 = BFP. Severe OHSS. 4 Drainings. TWINS!