whats the most embarrassing thing that has EVER happened to you

EmilyW416 · May 2011

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_whats-embarrassing-thing-ever-happened?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:5679cab0-8a23-4cf8-8e0e-513181f351d2Post:1cd7ac85-7e48-490a-8530-40cfe167d944">Re: whats the most embarrassing thing that has EVER happened to you</a>:
[QUOTE]I cannot believe that I am sharing this, but here goes. H and I were vacationing in New Orleans a few months ago and went to the Audobon Zoo. I'd been eating all sorts of delicious, fatty, spicy foods that my tummy wasn't used to. I had horrific gas. While we were watching some crocodiles sun themselves I released the biggest silent but deadly farts in the history of all farts. I tried to casually walk away. A dad was standing nearby holding his maybe 18 month old and said <strong>"OOOOHHH, BABY! You smell like you had some nasty beans!"</strong> And proceded to do an on-the-spot diaper check and look bewildered when everything appeared in order.
Posted by Wiscisbliss[/QUOTE]

Hahaha thats so funny, the whole storry but the nasty beans made me laugh!

Wiscisbliss · May 2011

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_whats-embarrassing-thing-ever-happened?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:5679cab0-8a23-4cf8-8e0e-513181f351d2Post:0153ef3e-8beb-400b-aaa4-47faac554fbc">Re: whats the most embarrassing thing that has EVER happened to you</a>:
[QUOTE]Its not the most embarassing but we went out to the bar for my bday and i got hammered. So i was dancing away and I saw a guy who I knew but didn't know how I knew him. Well since I was wasted and I need to figure out how I knew him, I went to talk him. By poking his peck and going "I know you!" and he goes yeah you work out at the gym Im a trainer at. It was my eye candy gym trainer, oh well. Its funny but I was like ohhh good when it happened.
Posted by EmilyW416[/QUOTE]

I did that once and I insisted I knew the guy, I knew his name. I asked him if he went to my high school, college, did he work at the Y... No, no, no.

He was a news reporter on NBC. I don't know why he couldn't have just told me that up front.

EmilyW416 · May 2011

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_whats-embarrassing-thing-ever-happened?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:5679cab0-8a23-4cf8-8e0e-513181f351d2Post:c8c88300-d818-4747-994d-c36202bdf5e7">Re: whats the most embarrassing thing that has EVER happened to you</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: whats the most embarrassing thing that has EVER happened to you : I did that once and I insisted I knew the guy, I knew his name. I asked him if he went to my high school, college, did he work at the Y... No, no, no. He was a news reporter on NBC. I don't know why he couldn't have just told me that up front.
Posted by Wiscisbliss[/QUOTE]

Ive been avoiding eye contact with him when I work out. Im like yeah that NEVER happened. I think its just bad since I see him so much but untill that moment we never really talked and he was just eye candy.

dragonwagon · May 2011

Nothing too bad, but when I was in high school, my uncle and some of his college friends came by to visit on their way back to school. We were all sitting in the living room talking, and of course I was drooling over ZOMG COLLEGE BOYZ.

Well, my dog was running around and after being gone for a while comes back into the living room with an old training bra of mine than must have been lying around in the laundry room. I had not worn the thing in years, so when everyone started laughing about it I said, "It's not mine!" Which made them laugh even harder because it obviously had been mine. My mother is a DD, and I have no sisters. And on top of all that, I had to go pick it in front of everyone and go dispose of it! I blush just thinking about it.

stellabella07 · May 2011

last year I worked at an animal hospital in the kennels and learning to be a vet tech assistant. one day, they wanted me to help assist with a neuter so I helped when they sedated and hooked up the monitor to the pup. at this point, I had helped with 6-7 spay/neuters so I wasn't new or squeamish. so the vet does her cuts and takes out one of the male parts and starts to get the other one. I was sitting in the chair they have for assistants while the vet and the vet techs work, when all of a sudden I start feeling dizzy. Stupidly I try and stand up and try to get out of the room to throw up. I get maybe 3 steps to the door and I blackout hit my head on the operating table and the doggy part goes flying and then my head hits the concrete floors. the vet had to stop mid neuter to call for help since I wasn't responding. they called my mom to come get me. the next day when I showed up they told me They were not going to continue my assistant training. I was So embarrassed.

arwo · May 2011

Almost all of my embarrassing stories happen to me when I am out running. Once I was out running and I really had to pee. There weren't any nearby open public restrooms (it was early in the morning), but I was near a park, so I ducked into a dense bush. I then lost my balance and fell into a HUGE pile of poop. Hopefully it was from a dog, and not from another person that ducked into the bush like I did. Ew ew ew.

I tried to clean myself off with some leaves, but oh my it was nasty. And I still had to get home, which was about a mile away. So gross.

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