Morning hoes

AllAboutTheBenjamin · May 2012

In different area codes! My coffee is brewing. It's early. This is weird.

[Deleted User] · May 2012

Why are you in a different area code?

Not much happening here. Still rainy, which is good for the plants but bad for H since he can't work. He's been out for 3 days due to Beryl so I have a feeling he will be working in the rain today. Customers aren't happy with their debris-filled yards.

It's a 4-day workweek, which is awesome. Next week is also only 4 days, kind of, since I have to work Sunday to make up for taking Monday off (H is having gum surgery). I like having the week broken up though, makes it go by faster.

LP11509 · May 2012

huh? You mean different time zones? I'm confused, haha.

Morning! I am drinking coffee and hanging out until it's time to take the dogs to the groomer. I think I will try to shop for a swimsuit later. I am determined to find a cute one piece, especially now that we are going to the Kings Dominion water park this weekend. Bikinis and water slides don't mix well for me usually, ha.

Nebb · May 2012

dudes, everyone is in different area codes... its supposed to rhyme

brandichamberlain · May 2012

Morning. I feel like Shhhhit today. I have been sick to my stomach all weekend and couldn't keep anything down. Of course that made me dehydrated and I have the worst headache ever. Work is going to be crazy today. We have an exam with our regulators and auditors all week.

jennamarie10 · May 2012

Morning! gah, it sucks going back to work after 4 days.

Nebb · May 2012

I was having really weird dreams and slept in a bit and no I am running late and I dont honestly care. I took my awesome nausea inducing pills so heres hoping that maybe I get sick enough today I get to leave work! Thats my headspace today. Id prefer being sick.

[Deleted User] · May 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_morning-hoes?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:55a28562-591e-4869-974f-aa75cb1d4f98Post:9d86b7d6-6e78-4067-8416-f420ab94ac18">Re: Morning hoes</a>:
[QUOTE]dudes, everyone is in different area codes... its supposed to rhyme
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

Oh, ha. Totally missed that. I thought AATB was out of town for something since she rarely posts this early.

brandichamberlain · May 2012

In Response to Re:Morning hoes:[QUOTE]I was having really weird dreams and slept in a bit and no I am running late and I dont honestly care. I took my awesome nausea inducing pills so heres hoping that maybe I get sick enough today I get to leave work! Thats my headspace today. Id prefer being sick. Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

I'd be happy to give this right over to you if I could!

AllAboutTheBenjamin · May 2012

How can this be lost on two people? Lol. That one songfrom years ago..."I've got hoes, hoes in different area codes, area codes"Nevermind I guess lol. I'm watching GMA. I never do this's by am I so chipper!? Eeese

mehgank · May 2012

Morning! I had a pretty good anniversary weekend with my H. The only shitty part was when I had to do that stupid event at Marlins stadium. Traffic was really bad this weekend, so I showed up early, only to find out that they had no designated parking for the folks presenting the flag during the national anthem, so I had to pay $20 to park near the stadium. I came out after we were done with the national anthem only to find that the dumbasses running the parking were double-parking people, so I was blocked in. I had to get the police and city parking authority involved, stood around for 45 minutes in the hot sun in my wool dress uniform, just to get my car out. I was pissed. But, other than that, I had a total blast this weekend.

Oh, and Nebb, if you're here, I'm moving in with you soon. This happened less than 2 miles from where I work <-----clicky.

AllAboutTheBenjamin · May 2012

Stupid iPod

Nebb · May 2012

lol its best to move north anyways mehg

AllAboutTheBenjamin · May 2012

Aw I'm sorry you are feeling crappy Brandi. Sesh gum surgery sounds scary.

LP11509 · May 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_morning-hoes?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:55a28562-591e-4869-974f-aa75cb1d4f98Post:3af22a59-a1af-4888-b936-e8122ab180fb">Re:Morning hoes</a>:
[QUOTE]How can this be lost on two people? Lol. That one songfrom years ago..."I've got hoes, hoes in different area codes, area codes"Nevermind I guess lol. I'm watching GMA. I never do this's by am I so chipper!? Eeese
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

<div>Ha! That explains a lot. In my defense, I'm deaf, so music lyrics aren't really my forte. haha. </div>

[Deleted User] · May 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_morning-hoes?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:55a28562-591e-4869-974f-aa75cb1d4f98Post:3af22a59-a1af-4888-b936-e8122ab180fb">Re:Morning hoes</a>:
[QUOTE]How can this be lost on two people? Lol. That one songfrom years ago..."I've got hoes, hoes in different area codes, area codes"Nevermind I guess lol. I'm watching GMA. I never do this's by am I so chipper!? Eeese
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

If it's from a song, then it's guaranteed to be lost on me. My music knowledge mostly starts and ends with Disney songs.

Dude, mehg. That is freaky.

brandichamberlain · May 2012

In Response to Re:Morning hoes:[QUOTE]How can this be lost on two people? Lol. That one songfrom years ago..."I've got hoes, hoes in different area codes, area codes"Nevermind I guess lol.

I'm watching GMA. I never do this's by am I so chipper!? Eeese Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

Everyone is used to you calling us hoes so I just don't think many people were reading the subject and first like as one sentence. I had to go back and reread!

LP11509 · May 2012

Megh that sucks that you ended up having to do the event on Sunday, but glad you had a good weekend otherwise! And I saw that news story yesterday...so scary!

brandichamberlain · May 2012

I was telling FI about that story and his response was "I wonder why he was naked". Oh, you don't wonder why he was eating someones face?

AllAboutTheBenjamin · May 2012

I assume you guys are talking about the naked guy who went all zombie on some dudes face? I read that he was in some cocaine induced psychosis.

peekaboo2011 · May 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_morning-hoes?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:55a28562-591e-4869-974f-aa75cb1d4f98Post:66a99435-bce4-4407-9b75-6fa0239bd4b0">Re: Morning hoes</a>:
[QUOTE], and Nebb, if you're here, I'm moving in with you soon. This happened less than 2 miles from where I work <-----clicky.
Posted by mehgank[/QUOTE]

What in the everloving fuvck.

I was having a semi decent morning. And then Mehg traumatized me.

I'm slightly hungover and more than a tad exhausted. I'm super excited it's only a 4 day week this week. My boss is out tomorrow and Thursday, so it'll be nice and quiet around here. Which I could get used to.

AllAboutTheBenjamin · May 2012

Frick Prince Harry is hot.

lbarr088 · May 2012

Morning!

Back to work today and it's moving week! It's time to start moving all of our stuff from this lab to a new lab so that should be fun. Oh, and I have to fill out a bunch more paperwork in the process. Also, our neighbors moved out this weekend so hopefully we will have the new apartment in the next week or so. That will be awesome. I still haven't heard from the road race I want to run. There's about 11k runners and it's lottery based and we were supposed to hear back by today... I ran it last year and will be SO bummed if I don't get it.

Lizzieyounce · May 2012

Good morning everyone...

All About...they are saying on the local news here that it was LSD induced. Either way, freaky. A witness said that the perp just lifted his head, with flesh hanging from his mouth, and growled.

That must be some hella strong LSD.

LP11509 · May 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_morning-hoes?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:55a28562-591e-4869-974f-aa75cb1d4f98Post:561457e6-4910-4500-b473-d45b65de1750">Re:Morning hoes</a>:
[QUOTE]I was telling FI about that story and his response was "I wonder why he was naked". Oh, you don't wonder why he was eating someones face?
Posted by brandichamberlain[/QUOTE]

<div>Ha, my H said the exact same thing! I was like, dude...he was EATING SOMEONE'S FACE. And continued to do so after he was shot. </div><div>
</div><div>When I worked in DC, there was an incident where a guy who was high on PCP (according to the police) left the hospital down the street AMA. He was in a car in front of my office, and suddenly jumped out, stripped naked in the street, ran inside my building and threw a lobby chair through our glass front door. Then his brother (who had been driving) ran in after him, they got into a fist fight, and ended up running back to where the staff lunch table is. Naked guy rubbed his ass all over the table while fighting with his brother. And, this happened on Friday the 13th. Go figure. </div>

cheeseandrice · May 2012

pop culture fail, aatb. I knew what you meant right away

hi ladies. I'm at work... 9 minutes into my day and I already don't want to be here. Probably not a good sign for the day, huh?

AllAboutTheBenjamin · May 2012

AATB to you Lizzie ; My oats are ready. The first time I bought them I got the Quaker ones and they were 6.99. Yesterday I bought a bag in the organic section for 3.59. Same amount!!

mehgank · May 2012

The naked thing is what got me, too. Why were they naked? Why was anyone naked?

The rumor around these parts is it's a new kind of synthetic LSD made from the secretion of poisonous frogs.

peekaboo2011 · May 2012

And this is why we should just leave slimy little frogs alone.

cheeseandrice · May 2012

Could you imagine waking up from a drug-induced haze and finding out you acted like a fvcking zombie?!

I mean, the dude is dead, so he doesn't have to worry about that. but still!

LP11509 · May 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_morning-hoes?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:55a28562-591e-4869-974f-aa75cb1d4f98Post:f6dedd87-2ea8-4e4c-9bcc-054a8926abf0">Re: Morning hoes</a>:
[QUOTE]The naked thing is what got me, too. Why were they naked? Why was anyone naked? The rumor around these parts is it's a new kind of synthetic LSD made from the secretion of poisonous frogs.
Posted by mehgank[/QUOTE]

<div>Well that's...fun? For some reason this conversation is making me want to go watch Breaking Bad on Netflix.</div>

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