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My favorite commercial

I'm home because my head is exploding and trying to detach itself at the throat and ears.  This means that i am watching bad tv.  There was a commercial on where they were whispering pzazz over and over, but it sounded like pussay.  Any other bad advertising you've encountered recently?  
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Re: My favorite commercial

  • The "head-on" commercial. I absolutely hate that one.
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  • It might be just a New England thing, but any commercial by Bob's Discount Furniture.
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    [QUOTE]It might be just a New England thing, but any commercial by Bob's Discount Furniture.
    Posted by baystateapple[/QUOTE]

    "Poor Mr. Wannabe, sells only Tempur-Pedics."

    I hear those songs in my sleep.
  • It's not new, but the Clearblue easy pregnancy test one where there is a pregnancy test spinning around and a stream of urine shoots out of the corner of the screen onto it. And says, the easiest thing you'll ever have to pee on.
    But I remember the brand so maybe it is really brilliant marketing.
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    [QUOTE]It's not new, but the Clearblue easy pregnancy test one where there is a pregnancy test spinning around and a stream of urine shoots out of the corner of the screen onto it. And says, the easiest thing you'll ever have to pee on. But I remember the brand so maybe it is really brilliant marketing.
    Posted by AngieP900[/QUOTE]

    Ew.

    I don't remember which pregnancy test it is, but the commercial that says "8 out of 10 women misread a pregnancy test."  The first time we saw that, my mom said "If they're misreading a pregnancy test, they probably shouldn't be having sex."
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  • I don't understand the Ellen Page Cisco commercials.  It just doesn't make sense.  Why do these two things need to be put together?
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  • I also don't understand those commercials, Brie.  Maybe it is because she is an ironic hipster and the televisions are also ironic hipsters?
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  • Another "only in New England", the Precision Fitness Equipment commercial where all the guys stand around some ponytailed dude and shoot water in his face.
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  • I love the 1-800-Ask Gary commercials. They get the most ridiculous people.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mMkOnrC5Wo

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  • I still don't like the Huggies Denim commercial.

    "I poo in blue" and "The coolest you'll ever look pooping your pants" are just not great tag lines in my book.
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  • I don't even know if they still have these commercials, but when I used to live in Chicago, my favorites were the Eagleman commercials (for car insurance)

  • Fever - Oh my goodness.  I could hardly listen to him talking.  I was transfixed by his mullet's greasiness.
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  • I don't know why, but I find the 1-800 contacts commercials with the overly dramatic couple very funny.  I like when the wife says to her H, "look, with your special eyes".  That, and the Hanes socks add when a dad and his kid are making plaster socks.  
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  • Night, I know right?! They just made a local one that starts out, "Me and my aunt was coming out of the Big Lots parking lot..."

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    [QUOTE]Another "only in New England", the Precision Fitness Equipment commercial where all the guys stand around some ponytailed dude and shoot water in his face.
    Posted by BobLoblaw[/QUOTE]

    Whaa? I've never seen that one.
    I can't stand the Bob's commercials.
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    [QUOTE]Night, I know right?! They just made a local one that starts out, "Me and my aunt was coming out of the Big Lots parking lot..."
    Posted by MarriedInAFever[/QUOTE]
    Wow.   These remind me of the Iowa Biker Lawyer. His whole thing is, "I am a biker.  I will help you if you get injured on your bike. Iowa Biker lawyer."
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    I have also never seen the Precision Fitness commercial. 
  • I hate the radio commercial for cars for kids, that song gets stuck in my head all day.
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    [QUOTE]I hate the radio commercial for cars for kids, that song gets stuck in my head all day.
    Posted by mashedpotato[/QUOTE]

    Mashed, you suck. Now it's going to be in my head. I hate that commercial with the fire of a thousand suns. And the mortgage one on the radio - something about "the biggest no brainer in the history of mankind".
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  • Night, Iowa City has the worst radio commercial's ever.  Particularly Smulekoff's (downtown Ce-dar Rap-pids) and Linder Tire Service.

    I also dislike the radio commercial here for a place called Kansas Sampler, advertising "everything Kansas that you need."  Who needs ANYTHING Kansas-related?  Why does such a place exist?
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  • [QUOTE]I don't even know if they still have these commercials, but when I used to live in Chicago, my favorites were the Eagleman commercials (for car insurance) <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_y1xfzV8dM" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_y1xfzV8dM</a>
    Posted by mrs.kay+emm[/QUOTE]

    I'm in Chicago and they haven't run the Eagleman commercial in a few years, but they were hilarious!
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    [QUOTE]I have also never seen the Precision Fitness commercial. 
    Posted by KayRI[/QUOTE]

    I couldn't find a video online, but it's sooooo bad. I'll try recording it with my camera or something next time I see it.
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  • Oh God. This post reminded me of an AWFUL local plumbing commercial that plays on the morning news. It's this gigantic, blobby redneck tinkering with the toilet, and off-set his wife yells, "Whut's wro-ung, hunny?" and he yells "Tha plummin's becked up an I gotta go!" then it shows him running to the woods holding his pants up in one hand and TP in the other and he yells "I shudda cawlled Rays!" The same redneck voice then says, "Cawl Ray's fer all yer plummin needs!" 

    I really hate where I live sometimes.
  • I can believe I like a minivan ad, but I like those new ones where the mom is taking a "time out" in the drive way.  Or the one where the dad gets all sh*tty because the other dad got the same minivan and options he got, so his isn't as cool anymore.

    November, i also laugh at the "special eyes" commercial too.  "My brand!"

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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: My favorite commercial : Mashed, you suck. Now it's going to be in my head. I hate that commercial with the fire of a thousand suns. And the mortgage one on the radio - something about "the biggest no brainer in the history of mankind".
    Posted by cmc714[/QUOTE]

    Now that's overridden Bob's Discount furniture in my head.  As if the song itself isn't annoying enough, I hate that they spell cars with a 'K.'
  • I love those minivan commercials too! 
    And I love the Trident Layers commercial.  "Nobody ever pays me in gum." *pouts*

    I love the new M&Ms commercial where the guy opens up the cupboard and all this food starts getting thrown at him.  Then he tells the M&Ms  "Get in the bowl," and the red one responds, "YOU get in the bowl."
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  • I'd like to add any and all Mohegan Sun commercials, particularly this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VODwTM3ec4
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  • I like the tequila commercial where the one guy is telling his friend about the hot cougar he met and hooked up with last night, and he goes to call her and the phone on the table rings.  And the other dude is all "Mom, phone."
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  • Novemberrocks, the plaster socks commercial is hysterical.

    I, too, like the minivan ads with the pissy dad and the mom reclining in the drive.

    I hate the Eukanuba optimum pooper commercial. Sadly, J and I walk around saying that about our dog a lot. Then it's funny.
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  • The most awkward ones I've seen recently are for the Shake Weight, and Booty Pop. Do people seriously think before they film these commercials???

    Shake weight
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVogg_0Hhus

    booty pop
    http://www.buybootypop.com/scripts/cgiip.exe/WService=bootypop/itemdetl.html?item=Booty_Pop_Panty_2&src=ADWBP101&gclid=CNaVr7mbqqICFR5ggwodWSTcPQ

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