What do you call your dirty bits?

cupcakesfrosting · April 2011

I use the technical terms when I'm upset. Like, 'NO FI. I do NOT want your penis in my vagina! I'M EATING. Food conquers all!!' Otherwise, we totally call them 'Gina' and 'Peni'. Like, the girls name, and the penny.

anna.oskar · April 2011

I had a friend who had names for her breasts. Like the left one was victoria and the right was mallory

AllAboutTheBenjamin · April 2011

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[QUOTE]I had a friend who had names for her breasts. Like the left one was victoria and the right was mallory
Posted by anna.oskar[/QUOTE]

Mine are Thelma and Louise. Hot to trot and suicidal.

How about this - if you're getting all, you know... uh, hot and heavy - do you use technical terms, or resort to dirty slang? Because I say stuff in the heat of the moment I could never say otherwise.

anna.oskar · April 2011

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: What do you call your dirty bits? : Mine are Thelma and Louise. Hot to trot and suicidal. How about this - if you're getting all, you know... uh, hot and heavy - do you use technical terms, or resort to dirty slang? Because I say stuff in the heat of the moment I could never say otherwise.
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

Nope, we're *ahem* "zen". We prefer to run on intuition rather than anything verbal.

AllAboutTheBenjamin · April 2011

Well, I'm just a hoar

anna.oskar · April 2011

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[QUOTE]Well, I'm just a hoar :)
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

No more so than anyone else. You're just a verbal hoar.

Blueyed228 · April 2011

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[QUOTE]Well, I'm just a hoar :)
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

No argument here.

bsn1752 · April 2011

DED on the "Love Cake" thing, Anna. Because that's what I thought it said too.

This thread is amazing.

anna.oskar · April 2011

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[QUOTE]DED on the "Love Cake" thing, Anna. Because that's what I thought it said too. This thread is amazing.
Posted by bsn1752[/QUOTE]

Thank Goodness! I was fearing that my cake obsession had taken an unnatural and altogether terrifying turn.

maratea · April 2011

Typically I just say vagina and penis. If I'm joking, it's more like vaginator and wang. H calls vaginas "the vadge badger" and he calls his penis either "manly bits" or whatever male name is in his head at the moment. <---- That has been awkward a few times.
Conversation:
H: So, I think Joe would like a mouth hug tonight.
Me: *blink blink* WHO would like a WHAT?
H: My penis.
Me: *still blinking* Um, ok?

bsn1752 · April 2011

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: What do you call your dirty bits? : Thank Goodness! I was fearing that my cake obsession had taken an unnatural and altogether terrifying turn.
Posted by anna.oskar[/QUOTE]

Nope, I read it - laughed *ridiculously* out loud for a second... and then saw the next post where I apparently read it wrong. Whoops!

asmaruszewski · April 2011

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[QUOTE]Typically I just say vagina and penis. If I'm joking, it's more like vaginator and wang. H calls vaginas "the vadge badger" and he calls his penis either "manly bits" or whatever male name is in his head at the moment. <---- That has been awkward a few times. Conversation<strong>: H: So, I think Joe would like a mouth hug tonight. Me: *blink blink* WHO would like a WHAT? H: My penis. Me: *still blinking* Um, ok?
</strong>Posted by maratea[/QUOTE]

THIS IS GREAT.
I too say penis and vagina. However...once the dirty talk shows up..I can't repeat the things that come out of my mouth on TK!

BunnyChii · April 2011

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[QUOTE]I had a friend who had names for her breasts. Like the left one was victoria and the right was mallory
Posted by anna.oskar[/QUOTE]

<div>Mine are Veronica and Galaxia. FI named them. </div><div>
</div><div>Don't judge.</div>

anna.oskar · April 2011

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: What do you call your dirty bits? : Mine are Veronica and Galaxia. FI named them. Don't judge.
Posted by BunnyChii[/QUOTE]

oh i judge.

Not sure that it's negatively at all.. but i judge ;)

BunnyChii · April 2011

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: What do you call your dirty bits? : oh i judge. Not sure that it's negatively at all.. but i judge ;)
Posted by anna.oskar[/QUOTE]

<div>Haha, fair enough. We only use those names in jest, though. We also have a name for his penis, although I don't particularly like calling it that. It's kinda a turn off while we're "in the mood."</div><div>
</div><div>Anyway, my parents are pretty conservative. They used the technical terms for me growing up, but my mother basically told me not to talk about them. Because of this, my 15 year old brother often comes to me instead to talk about things he learns at school. He's asked me what a douche is, what different "dirty words" mean (like jizz and other names for private parts), etc. I use the technical terms with him and try to get him to be open about all of this.</div><div>
</div><div>Not to worry, though. He's had a girlfriend for almost six months and still has no interest in kissing her on the lips. He likes girls, but he's not quite "there" yet. And I'm just fine with that.</div>

DeadUtopia · April 2011

I feel like such a prude now...lol...I have a 4 year old and while we taught her technical terms and stuff, the general name we use is "girl part" and for my son it's the typical "pee pee." So, now when me and FI are trying to have sexy time, we stumble on what to call things cuz we're so used to curbing our tongues 99% of the time. It makes for some awkward and very unsexy moments...:/

Cynthia1207 · April 2011

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[QUOTE]i think this thread has gone in circles and should be CLOSED.
Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]

And that just made me realize I closed the wrong thread! Whoops. New mod fail.

J&K10910 · April 2011

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: What do you call your dirty bits? : And that just made me realize I closed the wrong thread! Whoops. New mod fail.
Posted by Cynthia1207[/QUOTE]

So you didn't mean to close the sex before the wedding thread?

J&K10910 · April 2011

PS, Cynthia, YGPM.

LessThanZero · April 2011

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[QUOTE]I'm a romance writer. YOU ASKED FOR IT. Love Pole Silken Craving Cavern of Womanly Desire Burnng Monolith of Manhood Heated Shaft her Honeyed Passage silken slide of femininity Actually, I call it a hoo-hoo most of the time. A guy's is a wang. I hate the word P*nis for some reason. It's a whiny word.
Posted by RetreadBride[/QUOTE]

This whole thread was the BOMBDIGGITY, but Retread you just blew me away. I'm copying all of these down and using them immediately.

ETA: Spelling

dragonwagon · April 2011

When I was a kid, I called mine "Lucy" ... not sure why.

his : the love sausage/man sausage

mine: box or love box

we are a little more creative at times, but probably too much to post here!

Blueyed228 · April 2011

Throbbing member?

Cynthia1207 · April 2011

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[QUOTE]Throbbing member?
Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]

haha that makes me think of the scene in 10 things I hate about you. Quivering member.

Sweded · April 2011

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: What do you call your dirty bits? : But you can use technical? I have some friends that look like they'd die if i made them say vagina. it's "Va-jay-jay" or they just say "privates"
Posted by anna.oskar[/QUOTE]

I have no problem saying it, but I don't think this is very hot:

"You wanna go in the bedroom and stick your penis in my vagina for intercourse?"

Sweded · April 2011

Oh wait...if we're talking about when we're drunk, I just ask FI if he wants to bone, hump or fvck.

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