Why are FI's friends (or friend's wives) total crazies?!
So, FI's friend is married. This friend very well may be a GM, we haven't picked out WP yet, but it's someone FI has known since HS and it's a name that has been tossed around. If he isn't a GM, he is going to be an usher and if we decide not to have ushers (but I think we will because of the way our location is set up) he's still invited to the RD and so is his wife because they are coming from OOT. Either way! He is somehow involved.
His wife keeps making references to becoming a bridesmaid. Which is strange, because we haven't even asked her husband to be a GM. Here are the things she keeps saying, "I'll make you look really skinny by comparison, B." "I'm really organzied, just sayin'." "If you need someone to make you look amazing in your dress, I'm the girl to go to, just sayin'" I've just been laughing, followed up with a "Who needs a beer?"
Now, memorial day weekend we're going to visit another one of FI's HS friends in Upstate New York. We're going with this other couple. We're making arrangements via e-mail and she replies to all (me, FI, her DH, and Friend we're visiting) saying: "Maybe this trip will seal the deal and I'll get a wedding promotion. Remember, I'll make you look really skinny B!!"
HER DH replies to all of us saying, "B doesn't need any help looking skinny. The joke is getting old"
And, she says, "Who's joking? lol"
....I haven't said anything. I was thinking of saying "So, about that wine tasting...." but, I'm kind of fed up and I don't know how I am going to handle a long weekend of this. Honestly, I thought she was over it by now. I am not going to ask her to be a BM, I feel like she should just instinctively know this. Her husband told her to stop and she didn't get it. I don't want to flip out on this girl, but it makes everyone feel a little awkward.
I would feel like a bitch asking FI to talk to her DH but I have the heebity jeebities, a little.