Open Letters to Your H/FI/SO

[Deleted User] · September 2010

What happens if they start to fight? Who breaks it up? I think it's a great idea, I just wonder how it's controlled. Whisky would just hiss and hide, but Falki would flat-out attack. Then again, hopefully people who know their cats will attack won't even attempt it.

that's cool the foster cat is so close. So do you get to see her/him whenever you want?

LesPaul · September 2010

Dear Lee,
If 3 of the 10 items of clothing hanging on the clothesline are yours, they are not 'buried'. I am not hiding your clothes from you. Really - they're right there - if I can see them, so can you.
Eternally yours,
Les

slubkin · September 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Open Letters to Your H/FI/SO : FI does it all the time...but now he does it just to piss me off. I dozed off on the couch the other night, and he put 14 pairs of shoes around the couch so no matter where I put my feet down, I'd step on one. Then I had to throw all of them at him, but not hard enough to leave proof :)
Posted by dmiller9274[/QUOTE]
LOL. FI doesn't do this anymore because when we got our second dog, one day while hanging out in the living room, the dog got up, walked over to his converse sneakers, threw up in one of them, and then nonchalantly went back to where he had been and lay down again. FI was really sad because even after washing them, he said they were never the same and refused to wear them again. Now he keeps his shoes by the door or in the closet. :)

Dear FI-

I know you hate that we have dogs, and resent the fact that you're the one responsible for cleaning up the yard, but I really wish you'd do it a bit more diligently. Cleaning the cat box every day isn't any easier and I know you'd slack just as much on that if we swapped jobs. At least with the yard I don't nag you to do it every day. Also, your socks are breeding under your desk again, you should look into doing something about that. Thanks for finally folding and putting away the 3 laundry baskets of your clothes that have been on top of your dresser for a week! <3

Love, Sasha

P.S. You're the best!

slubkin · September 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_open-letters-hfiso?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:fa55276a-2788-4a0c-b888-a68156050222Post:d6e63732-6a18-4d0b-a339-a4b6fdc915c5">Re: Open Letters to Your H/FI/SO</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear R, "OK, get naked" is not the best way to convince me that we need to have sex, again, when I am already asleep. I thought you had figured that out already.
Posted by SarahPLiz[/QUOTE]
I laughed so hard at this! My FI is sort of the same way, except he'll say something like "I'll be upstairs in a few minutes, you should be naked spead out across the bed when I come in" to which I reply "um no, I'm frickin exhausted, I am going to sleep, sorry."

I hope your FI packed cool weather clothes. It's very gray here in SF today. :(

LesPaul · September 2010

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[QUOTE]LesPaul--YGPM in a few minutes
Posted by Seshat411[/QUOTE]

So do you. Thanks!

SEWF · September 2010

Dearest FI,

You know I love it when you tell me goodbye in the morning and tell me that you love me, but don't ask me questions that actually matter. I am not awake enough to give a logical answer.

Also, when I clean the kitchen, it is really annoying when you come in right after me and make a huge mess. Clean the soy sauce off the counter (and the floor) or you and I are going to have a talk. And I know how much you hate those...

Love you anyway

,

SW

calindi · September 2010

My sweet boyfriend,

Try to learn moderation. Less ketchup on your burger, less paper towels to clean up a spill, less salt on your meal. I just can't understand how I can use a roll of toilet paper in a week or two by myself, and you could go through one in a day. Try, just try, using a little bit less. You look like a kid who doesn't know when enough is enough, and it drives me nuts to have to replace the ketchup and buy more toilet paper every single damned week.

Oh, also, I know you're a broke law student, but if you use all the toothpaste and mouth wash, then you need to buy more. I'm sick of going to brush my teeth and not having toothpaste again because you used the whole tube in a week.

Love,
Me

RYoung1485 · September 2010

To my dearest FI Bear,

I love and adore you with everything in me. You are strong, hard working and provide for our little fur family. You don't put up with my sh!t and you talk about your feelings. You are hands down the sexiest man I have ever seen. So Thank You.

That being said, playing WoW as much as you do is not only embarrassing but unhealthy. Put down the taco bell, turn off the computer, and come eat a salad and go for a walk with me.

I love you always,

Your painfully patient future wife.

anna.oskar · September 2010

Dear Darling, Helpful Husband,

Thank you SO much for taking out the trash this morning! It is such a supreme effort for you carry it for the 40 feet from the kitchen to the garage that I helped you by putting it by the door. Your wonderful helpfulness was evident when you did me the huge favor of carrying it the last 12 feet.

Since I only cook large meals every night, clean all those dishes, vacuum daily, wash floors, mow the lawn, do the laundry, scrub your gunky sink, bleach the kitchen, tend the plants and keep the rest of the house clean... your task of taking out the trash before the garbage man comes is such a huge, huge help.

Your parade will be planned for this evening.

Love,
Your sarcastic wife

katiewhompus · September 2010

Dear H,
I love you to pieces, but rolling over to cuddle every time my alarm goes off is getting really old. It's hard enough to wake up at 5:45am to be at work at 8:30, and this doesn't help.

JenGin74 · September 2010

Dear Tim,

I love the hell out of you, but you need to realize that snuggling does not equal you sleeping on top of me. It's very difficult to sleep being pinned under 220 pounds of man. Also, it makes me hot and sticky and I just don't like that.

In the future I would appreciate it if you would not get mad at me for hitting you while I'm in a cranky half-sleep stupor. It's not like I actually realize what I'm doing. Perhaps if you didn't sleep on top of me I would be a more peaceful sleeper.

All of my love,

Jennifer

kimheartsscott · September 2010

Dear Scott,

Thank you for being so patient this morning when I had a bad dream, a headache and a general lack of motivation to get out of bed. We could have been late to class and you didn't even mention it.

Also, thank you for doing the Charleston solo (and shirtless!) in order to cheer me up. It was fuggin awesome.

Love,
Kim

katiewhompus · September 2010

Dear H,
I know that I can't cook as well as you, but I am trying to get better. Coming into the kitchen and going "Oh, what's....that?" while I'm cooking is not encouraging. Either cook everything yourself or deal with my learning curve.

Love, your hungry wife who used to be able to cook but apparently has forgotten how.

missejayne · September 2010

i LOVE these!!

Jeff-

You're my rock... but I swear on all that is holy if you leave the dirty pizza tray out one more time, I am shoving it where the sun don't shine. I don't eat pizza, I don't use that pan.... CLEAN IT YOURSELF!

xoxo
Misse

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