Okay, I'll try...LURKERS?!?

cupcakesfrosting · May 2011

HI MONSTA. Wuzzup?

threepinkroses · May 2011

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[QUOTE]I think some of the questions are fuckingfunny. Like if the dead person has no toes, where do you put the tag? The first thing that came to my mind is the penis. (Forreals) I have a sick sense of humor sometimes.
Posted by Champagne Supernova[/QUOTE]

What if it was a woman? Gonna tie it to her labia? Or around a droopy booby?

cardmonsta · May 2011

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[QUOTE]HI MONSTA. Wuzzup?
Posted by cupcakesfrosting[/QUOTE]

<div>Just being generally sad and can't sleep and need distractions. :/</div><div>
</div><div>Penis, penis, vagina.</div>

clignan · May 2011

why nates? im not dumb... im just a practical thinker.

xyrius · May 2011

1. What was the last real life CD you bought? What was the first CD you ever bought? first - i ordered 15, and one of them was whigley (sp?) ... the famous singer of such hits "1,2,3 train with me" and "saturday night"

2. Who is "that person" at work that you HAAAATE?

it would be pointless to say his name, but he's a big douche who likes to make my life miserable

3. Is DH/FI insecure about something you don't understand?

fast dancing

4. Are you insecure about something that DH/FI doesn't understand?

my weight, he tells me i'm beautiful

5. What would people make fun of you for if you were a celebrity?

probably my cellulite, and the fact I'm not a size 0
and my teeth..

wow.. those questions just made me depressed

threepinkroses · May 2011

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[QUOTE]you guys. i bet there is protocol for the toe tag thing if there is no toe/lower extremity. I bet you there is a uniform answer that all morgue physicians know. i dont KNOOOW the answer, i just saying i bet there is one.
Posted by clignan[/QUOTE]

Its the wrist...I'm telling you!

cardmonsta · May 2011

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Okay, I'll try...LURKERS?!? : Its the wrist...I'm telling you!
Posted by threepinkroses[/QUOTE]

<div>I think you're right. When people die in the hospital, they get 3 or 4 tags, anyway.</div>

ConKFA319 · May 2011

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Okay, I'll try...LURKERS?!? : Just being generally sad and can't sleep and need distractions. :/ <strong>Penis, penis, vagina.</strong>
Posted by cardmonsta[/QUOTE]

<div>This sounds like the best game of Duck, Duck, Goose EVAR.</div>

xyrius · May 2011

i'm out of this thread because I don't have the energy to follow it in all of it's wonkiness, have a good night

bakekiwi · May 2011

Zombienates....... i guess im a semilurker...... anyway the toe tag thing. Identification would be taped into the body. When I have to take a deceased fetus to the morgue thats how it's done. There are three markers, one for the body, one for the 'shroud', and one for the wrappings. now that i've depressed everyone....

cardmonsta · May 2011

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Okay, I'll try...LURKERS?!? : This sounds like the best game of Duck, Duck, Goose EVAR.
Posted by ConKFA319[/QUOTE]

<div>VAGINA.</div><div>
</div><div>
</div><div>
</div><div>
</div><div>
</div><div>YOU'RE IT.</div>

threepinkroses · May 2011

1. What was the last real life CD you bought? What was the first CD you ever bought? I don't even remember. Its been that long.

2. Who is "that person" at work that you HAAAATE?

her name is dumbshit. and she does dumbshit all the time, yet the nursing sup thinks shes the best ever.

3. Is DH/FI insecure about something you don't understand?

sitting at a sweetheart table at the wedding

4. Are you insecure about something that DH/FI doesn't understand?

my weight, he tells me i'm beautiful <- I'm gonna stick with this

5. What would people make fun of you for if you were a celebrity?

I'm like Boehner...I tear up about everything.

bakekiwi · May 2011

yea that is me, super practical. Gets me into trouble sometimes, patients don't always like that side

ConKFA319 · May 2011

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Okay, I'll try...LURKERS?!? : VAGINA. YOU'RE IT.
Posted by cardmonsta[/QUOTE]

<div>We should play this at a GTG. In public. LOUDLY.</div>

ZombieNates · May 2011

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[QUOTE]LEts fold scarves!
Posted by nda_roxybabe[/QUOTE]
Infinite like.

clignan · May 2011

ok i only know one joke. (you could probably have guessed that though)

CCF.. I did not mean to disrespect your questions. Sorry!

A boy walks in on his mom in the shower. He sees her "lower" hair and says "Mom, what is that?" And she quickly responds "My sponge!"
The next day, the mom goes for a bikini wax. The young boy wanders in on her shower again, and says "Mom, where did your sponge go?" "Oh," she says, "I lost it."
The little boy puffs up and replies "Don't worry, I'll find it!!!"
Later, the mom is at the kitchen table and the boy runs up and says "MOM! MOM!" Confused, the mom says "what is it? what's wrong?" The little boy proudly says "I found your sponge!!! The neighbor lady is washing daddy's face with it!"

bakekiwi · May 2011

cardmonsta RN right?

I've not nothing in the joke department.... although I'd love to hear some.

Ghoti · May 2011

I'm not a lurker, but I'm around, so...

I'd cut off my arm. I like my nose

I have a secret soft spot for McDonalds Chicken Nuggets.

I bring the ability to kill any thread?

ZombieNates · May 2011

This thread is like an acid trip.

That was pretty raunchy, Clig. I dug it.

Okay, I'm off to bed. I have a hot lunch date tomorrow

ConKFA319 · May 2011

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Okay, I'll try...LURKERS?!? : PLEASE come tomorrow.
Posted by cardmonsta[/QUOTE]

<div>I so wish I could. Instead I must frame $10,000 original artwork whilst simultaneously having a panic attack.</div>

threepinkroses · May 2011

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Okay, I'll try...LURKERS?!? : RN, indeed! Psychiatric. Are you L&D? Or NICU?
Posted by cardmonsta[/QUOTE]

I give you credit...psych has never been my strong point.

I work PCU.

bakekiwi · May 2011

TK is killer, I didn't see half the posts. Night everyone.

katy0293 · May 2011

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?

because hotdogs are gross.

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

both of them! and FI knows this =P

Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
because watching someone undress is much more invasive and sensual than lifting a gown. They leave the room or turn around out of respect for your privacy.

Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?
I KNOW THE ANSWER!!!!
I deal with dead people a lot (it's true.. I'm a tech in a hospital... lol).

When someone dies, there are 4 tags that come with the body bag. One tag goes on the patient's belongings, another goes on the zipper to the bag. One goes on the toe and one is extra. I usually put the extra tag in the bag just chillin and if they don't have a toe to put one on (it has happened to me!) you put it on their finger. If they don't have any appendages, it gets taped to their chest.
It just has to be attached to their person... the toe just happens to be the most convenient on most people.

If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony?
umm sure?

Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says "Not available in all states"?
I've never seen that. But I find it fvcking hilarious! lol

If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?
No, you would stay in the center because you would melt there lol

If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?
Nope! Just save it for later ;p

If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?
They dismiss you from the stand

Do they bury people with their braces on?
yessir!

How far east can you go before you're heading west?
If you're still heading east... then you're still heading east... east doesn't change lol.

katy0293 · May 2011

...why did my post get buried in the middle of page 3?
:boggle:

katy0293 · May 2011

...what is going on here?? lol

littlestowl · May 2011

1. Would you cut off your arm or nose, if forced to choose?

Arm. Left to be exact. And I'd get a fake arm with hooks on the end. Daily use + doubles as halloween prop

2. Favorite fast food (you HAVE to pick somewhere)?

Taco Bell. Faux beef is delish

3. What do you bring to the SB table?

I've been a member of TK for 2 years now, this is my second account thanks to TK giving me lots of duplicate, uneditable wedding websites. I've always liked the humor of SB

katy0293 · May 2011

i give up.

Ghoti · May 2011

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[QUOTE]when I see Cligon I think Klingon
Posted by xyrius[/QUOTE]
Ha, I thought the same thing.

Ghoti · May 2011

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[QUOTE]I still see Ghoti on the bottom. That's hawt.
Posted by cupcakesfrosting[/QUOTE]
haha. It's my goal in life ;)

Ghoti · May 2011

YES! Card killed it!

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