whats the most embarrassing thing that has EVER happened to you

kimheartsscott · May 2011

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: whats the most embarrassing thing that has EVER happened to you : Do you have a "new panty day" dance too? And a song? Because I totally have a song. It's my version of the "I've got a dollar/pickle" song from the Little Rascals. But substituting the word "panties" of course.
Posted by anna.oskar[/QUOTE]

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</div><div>I don't have a song, but the dance is generally the same and usually at the top of the stairs. 90% of the time it involves my panties with hotdogs (with smiley faces!) and frenchfries.</div>

sherrbearr22 · May 2011

In Response to Re: whats the most embarrassing thing that has EVER happened to you:
Sad embarrassing: I was definitely dumped by this guy I was seeing for his ex, while I was naked and begging him to have the sex with me (for the first time). That was definitely the most mortifying moment of my entire life.
Posted by Anysunrise[/QUOTE]

OUCH! That's brutal

aghouston86 · May 2011

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: whats the most embarrassing thing that has EVER happened to you : I'm not "phishing" but okay I will tell now: so I'm dog-sitting at my FIs parents house for a couple days, and I don't know the neighborhood. Anyway, anytime a person walks/breathes/drives by the house the dogs freak out and bark. So the big dog (moose) kept barking a bunch, I look across the yard and there's a man standing in the neighbors driveway, facing FIs parents house, and staring at it (I'm blind as a bat mind you). So moose is freaking out and I bring him into the room with me, away from the window. 10 minutes later I notice the man is STILL standing there, and moose follows me and freaks out again. I start freaking out because the man hasn't moved/ I hate being home alone in a new house so I call my FI. my FI is on the phone with me for 20 minutes because the man still hasn't moved, my FI tells me to call the cops, I do, and when I start to walk outside I REALIZE ITS A cardboard cut out. WTF why is it in someone's driveway I felt like such an idiot.
Posted by CassandraPotter[/QUOTE]

<div>That's not really embarrassing...unless the convo with the cops (if they showed up) is the REAL embarrassing part.
</div>

CassandraPotter · May 2011

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[QUOTE]Hmm, funny embarrasing: I was wearing a skirt with these cute little covered in hearts underwear. I was in my 9th grade Geography class, in the front row of course, and my skirt had gotten tucked into my undies. So when I bent over to study the map we had, everyone in the entire class got to see my heart covered rear end. And no one told me for 5 minutes, when one of the girls finally came up to me and whispered "Hey Steph, we uhm, can see your butt." That's one of my many the-entire-school-has-seen-my-ass stories. Sad embarrassing: I was definitely dumped by this guy I was seeing for his ex, while I was naked and begging him to have the sex with me (for the first time). That was definitely the most mortifying moment of my entire life.
Posted by Anysunrise[/QUOTE]

ughh the heart undies. awwwh. HS moments are the worst because thats all the kids will talk about.

DNAtime · May 2011

I can't think of a big one but recently I got mad at one of my students and was yelling at him. He wasn't getting any work done and just bothering other students. While I was yelling I told him we was "just jerking off all day". Not the best thing to say to an 8th grade boy. I just kept yelling so he wouldn't start laughing.

Anysunrise · May 2011

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: whats the most embarrassing thing that has EVER happened to you : Sad embarrassing: I was definitely dumped by this guy I was seeing for his ex, while I was naked and begging him to have the sex with me (for the first time). That was definitely the most mortifying moment of my entire life. Posted by Anysunrise[/QUOTE] OUCH! That's brutal :(
Posted by sherrbearr22[/QUOTE]

<div>This was years ago, and I'm still mad that he got me naked first. Like seriously dude, cheating on me for the majority of the relationship wasn't enough?</div>

AllAboutTheBenjamin · May 2011

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: whats the most embarrassing thing that has EVER happened to you : I'm not "phishing" but okay I will tell now: so I'm dog-sitting at my FIs parents house for a couple days, and I don't know the neighborhood. Anyway, anytime a person walks/breathes/drives by the house the dogs freak out and bark. So the big dog (moose) kept barking a bunch, I look across the yard and there's a man standing in the neighbors driveway, facing FIs parents house, and staring at it (I'm blind as a bat mind you). So moose is freaking out and I bring him into the room with me, away from the window. 10 minutes later I notice the man is STILL standing there, and moose follows me and freaks out again. I start freaking out because the man hasn't moved/ I hate being home alone in a new house so I call my FI. my FI is on the phone with me for 20 minutes because the man still hasn't moved, my FI tells me to call the cops, I do, and when I start to walk outside I REALIZE ITS A cardboard cut out. WTF why is it in someone's driveway I felt like such an idiot.
Posted by CassandraPotter[/QUOTE]

That's effin' funny.

sherrbearr22 · May 2011

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: whats the most embarrassing thing that has EVER happened to you : I'm not "phishing" but okay I will tell now: so I'm dog-sitting at my FIs parents house for a couple days, and I don't know the neighborhood. Anyway, anytime a person walks/breathes/drives by the house the dogs freak out and bark. So the big dog (moose) kept barking a bunch, I look across the yard and there's a man standing in the neighbors driveway, facing FIs parents house, and staring at it (I'm blind as a bat mind you). So moose is freaking out and I bring him into the room with me, away from the window. 10 minutes later I notice the man is STILL standing there, and moose follows me and freaks out again. I start freaking out because the man hasn't moved/ I hate being home alone in a new house so I call my FI. my FI is on the phone with me for 20 minutes because the man still hasn't moved, my FI tells me to call the cops, I do, and when I start to walk outside I REALIZE ITS A cardboard cut out. WTF why is it in someone's driveway I felt like such an idiot.
Posted by CassandraPotter[/QUOTE]

I think you need to get yourself a good pair of spectacles.

CassandraPotter · May 2011

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[QUOTE]Okay I have one: Years ago when I was moving into my apartment I was waiting outside for my dad to show up and help me move the rest of the big stuff. It was the middle of August (so about 500 million degrees), I was exhausted, and started to feel a bit delirious. While keeping my eyes out for any sign of my dad, I had to continually squint because of the blinding sun. Finally, I saw my dad walking toward my stairs and I eagerly ran up to meet him while screaming "Dad! I'm soo glad you found it! Help me already!!" When my dad failed to show any recognition and continued to walk toward me at what was now a slow, hesitant pace, I opened my eyes wider to get a better assessment of this now weird situation. Now, two feet away from my "dad", my eyes cleared...it was not only NOT my dad, but it was a gorgeous man about my age (23 at the time) looking at me like I was about to skin him alive. I could only get out the inaudible words "Um. Sorry. I thought you were my dad." He quickened his pace and walked right on by without a word. Awesome.
Posted by Yoda2010[/QUOTE]
HAHA sort of sounds like my story. I wish the cardboard guy was a gorgeous man just staring at my FIs-parents-house.

Wrkn925 · May 2011

I'm in a volunteer organization that likes to social and drink at our events.

We had a casino night and the DJ opened the floor for karaoke. I usually control myself at these events, but the bartender had ignored my requests to make me weak drinks. A few too many vodka and red bulls in, I got the balls to do my signature song.

Ice Ice Baby.

I know every word, and I get pretty in to it when I sing it. But, this isn't the side of myself I wanted that group to see. Best of all, there's a video, and I'm giving it hell on stage.

cdavislynn · May 2011

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[QUOTE]I ran track in high school (hurdles to be exact) and once at practice I was asked by my coach to try to alternate legs when jumping which is really fuucking hard. Any who, I tried and was going full speed, tripped over the hurdle, went tumbling, and rolled down the track, in front of everyone. thank god it was at practice and not a meet.
Posted by aghouston86[/QUOTE]

This exact same thing happened to me, except it WAS at a meet. It was awful. I quit track a couple weeks later. Ugh, so awful.

cupcakesfrosting · May 2011

If that's your most embarrassing store EVER, you haven't lived.

CassandraPotter · May 2011

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: whats the most embarrassing thing that has EVER happened to you : That's not really embarrassing...unless the convo with the cops (if they showed up) is the REAL embarrassing part.
Posted by aghouston86[/QUOTE]
the lady showed up RIGHT when I was outside. she laughed, she said she's had a lot worse and told me to be safe and have a good day. ahahah. I'm surprised a nice lady cop showed up, knowing my luck it usually would've been a gorgeous cop man to come save the day and stumbles upon a girl w/o makeup freaking out about a cardboard cut out.

sherrbearr22 · May 2011

CCF your new avatar is sooo pretty!

aghouston86 · May 2011

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: whats the most embarrassing thing that has EVER happened to you : This exact same thing happened to me, except it WAS at a meet. It was awful.<strong> I quit track a couple weeks later</strong>. Ugh, so awful.
Posted by cdavislynn[/QUOTE]

<div>I deff feel your pain. I quit shortly after my incident too, lol</div>

CassandraPotter · May 2011

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: whats the most embarrassing thing that has EVER happened to you : I think you need to get yourself a good pair of spectacles.
Posted by sherrbearr22[/QUOTE]
I concur.

sherrbearr22 · May 2011

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: whats the most embarrassing thing that has EVER happened to you : OUCH! That's brutal :( Posted by sherrbearr22[/QUOTE] This was years ago, and I'm still mad that he got me naked first. Like seriously dude, cheating on me for the majority of the relationship wasn't enough?
Posted by Anysunrise[/QUOTE]

Uh, yeah that's fvcked up. You should have kicked him in the nutsack as you left.

cupcakesfrosting · May 2011

Thanks Sherr!

kd.joseph · May 2011

Ok, I was trying to get in a very hard pose in yoga last night and I farted. There I said it!

Cassandra that is funny, but you and the dog need glasses!

And Kim, DH and I both have a little dance we do in between rooms.

CassandraPotter · May 2011

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[QUOTE]I'm in a volunteer organization that likes to social and drink at our events. We had a casino night and the DJ opened the floor for karaoke. I usually control myself at these events, but the bartender had ignored my requests to make me weak drinks. A few too many vodka and red bulls in, I got the balls to do my signature song. Ice Ice Baby. I know every word, and I get pretty in to it when I sing it. But, this isn't the side of myself I wanted that group to see. Best of all, there's a video, and I'm giving it hell on stage.
Posted by Wrkn925[/QUOTE]
hahaha that is amazing. Have you watched the video? all the way through??

annakb8 · May 2011

Who was the cardboard cut out of? Why did your FIL's neighbors have a random cardboard cutout hanging out in the driveway?

Anysunrise · May 2011

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: whats the most embarrassing thing that has EVER happened to you : This was years ago, and I'm still mad that he got me naked first. Like seriously dude, cheating on me for the majority of the relationship wasn't enough? Posted by Anysunrise[/QUOTE] Uh, yeah that's fvcked up. You should have kicked him in the nutsack as you left.
Posted by sherrbearr22[/QUOTE]

<div>
</div><div>Oh I so wanted to, but I didn't get angry/find most of this stuff out until later, when his ex messaged me and was like "Uhm, he told me he wasn't dating you". Arghghfdjghf. On the plus side, this was like, 6 years ago, and they're still together, which makes me feel better about it. That and he's accomplished absolutely nothing.</div>

kimheartsscott · May 2011

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[QUOTE]Who was the cardboard cut out of? Why did your FIL's neighbors have a random cardboard cutout hanging out in the driveway?
Posted by annakb8[/QUOTE]

<div>Clearly to scare the beejesus out of large dogs and humans with bad eyesight.</div>

sherrbearr22 · May 2011

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: whats the most embarrassing thing that has EVER happened to you : Uh, yeah that's fvcked up. You should have kicked him in the nutsack as you left. Posted by sherrbearr22[/QUOTE] Oh I so wanted to, but I didn't get angry/find most of this stuff out until later, when his ex messaged me and was like "Uhm, he told me he wasn't dating you". Arghghfdjghf. On the plus side, this was like, 6 years ago, and they're still together, which makes me feel better about it. <strong>That and he's accomplished absolutely nothing.</strong>
Posted by Anysunrise[/QUOTE]

a) what the heck is up with our quoting ablities?

b) is it terrible that I feel that same way about my ex?

CassandraPotter · May 2011

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[QUOTE]If that's your most embarrassing store EVER, you haven't lived.
Posted by cupcakesfrosting[/QUOTE]
guess my whole life is a sham. I guess its so embarrassing because I was freaking out about it for 20 minutes. haha. I can't really think of anything else, except once I asked one of my old bffs to sadies with a rose (in front of our friends) he said no, then the next day my best girl-friend asked him and he said yes. I didn't really think that was as embarrassing for me as it was him, because he's told me how much of an ass he felt like for doing that. when I didn't feel asinine at all, I felt shitty at first, but happy that I had the courage to do that later.

BecW2be · May 2011

Oh god these stories are awesome!

I passed out during a solo when I was in 8th grade chorus in front of about 300 people. I fell backwards, past the top row of kids on the risers, and knocked my head on a handbell case in the floor and got a concussion. Some freak dressed like Mother Nature (it was a summer festival with lots of different booths) was leaning over me when I came to, asking me if I had my period in front of all my classmates, who started giggling. I wanted to die right there.

Anysunrise · May 2011

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: whats the most embarrassing thing that has EVER happened to you : Oh I so wanted to, but I didn't get angry/find most of this stuff out until later, when his ex messaged me and was like "Uhm, he told me he wasn't dating you". Arghghfdjghf. On the plus side, this was like, 6 years ago, and they're still together, which makes me feel better about it. That and he's accomplished absolutely nothing. Posted by Anysunrise[/QUOTE] a) what the heck is up with our quoting ablities? b) is it terrible that I feel that same way about my ex?
Posted by sherrbearr22[/QUOTE]

<div>Hah, yeah they're all kinds of messed up. And not at all. =D I still feel that way about my most recent one, because he treated me like crap but is still unemployed 4 years later. I'm slowly learning not to hate him, but it still makes me smile.</div>

CassandraPotter · May 2011

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[QUOTE]Who was the cardboard cut out of? Why did your FIL's neighbors have a random cardboard cutout hanging out in the driveway?
Posted by annakb8[/QUOTE]
I don't know of who. and I have no idea why the hell they even had one standing in their driveway! I think I said that earlier. Either way, its gone now.

annakb8 · May 2011

Anyway, my most embarrassing moment was when I feel down the stairs twice in the same day in 9th grade. A bunch of people saw me both times. It's what I was known for by people who I went to high school with for years (like even after I graduated).

I also fell down at a track meet once. No hurdles were involved.

MelissaAnne88 · May 2011

Essentially the same event happened twice with my highschool cross country team.

First incident: We went running at Tallulah Gorge (which is an intense run), and at the bottem of the Gorge there is a river. A really popular spot is called "Sliding Rock," which is essentially a natural water slide. I went sliding down, and my swimsuit got caught on a rock and ripped the backside of my swimsuit open. Thankfully, I had shorts to wear over it, but I was still mortified!

Second incident: On New Years a bunch of people from our x-country team got together to play football/soccer/etc at a local park. Only one gate was open, and we didn't want to walk all the way around to go through the open gate, so we decided to hop the fence. People were making it over successfully, and then it was my turn. Somehow, my jean pocket got snagged on the top of the fence, and ripped the backside of my pants out.

Fail.

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