tk confessions!ayg??

Matty143 · January 2012

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[QUOTE]I think this thread was truly awesome. Best/Weirdest AYG all year ;)
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

I usually just lurk and read the AYG to see what I've missed, but I was compelled to comment on this one.
Funny thing is I really did learn a few things about labor, I wasn't joking about this being informative.

[Deleted User] · January 2012

What about cumballs? Have we talked about cumballs in this thread?

Blueyed228 · January 2012

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[QUOTE]What about cumballs? Have we talked about cumballs in this thread?
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

I would say too far, but the way this thread went, anything is game.

kimheartsscott · January 2012

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[QUOTE]You guys. I'm not grossed out by any of this. I think there's somethig wrong with me.
Posted by arwo[/QUOTE]

You, ash and I. The disgusting trifecta.

Nebb · January 2012

What *exactly* is a cum BALL.

LesPaul · January 2012

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[QUOTE]What *exactly* is a cum BALL.
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

I don't know. Does this mean DH is doing it wrong?

[Deleted User] · January 2012

It's this truly horrible thing that a friend told me about years ago. I'm not sure if it's just something she does or if it's a real thing, but she takes cum and rolls it into balls and plays with it. I have no qualms with saying that is fucking nuts and I dare someone to judge me for it.

Nebb · January 2012

What the fuckk is wrong with her dudes cum that she can roll it into a ball? How is that even possible?

LesPaul · January 2012

Matty143 · January 2012

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[QUOTE]It's this truly horrible thing that a friend told me about years ago. I'm not sure if it's just something she does or if it's a real thing, but she takes cum and rolls it into balls and plays with it. I have no qualms with saying that is fucking nuts and I dare someone to judge me for it.
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

<img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/scripts/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-surprised.gif" border="0" alt="Surprised" title="Surprised" />
I need more information.
Does she do it right after, an hour later?

K Byte · January 2012

I'm sorry but that is way more disgusting than lotus birth or whatever we were talking about.

[Deleted User] · January 2012

And my husband just told me that he doesn't like it when there is a lady commentator on during basketball games. He thinks that because we (ladies) have small brains, we can't understand the basketball like a man. I'm pretty sure that and the fact that he likes it when I shave my legs, makes him racial against me and all women. Bastard.

Blueyed228 · January 2012

Nebb- How do you know anything about sex if you dont play with his baby juice??

Nebb · January 2012

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[QUOTE]And my husband just told me that he doesn't like it when there is a lady commentator on during basketball games. He thinks that because we (ladies) have small brains, we can't understand the basketball like a man. I'm pretty sure that that and the fact that he likes it when I shave my legs, makes him racial against me and all women. Bastard.
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]
I bet if you died in the car, he would just keep driving. Cause hes a MAN!

[Deleted User] · January 2012

She says she does it right after. She was shocked when I told her I thought it was disgusting. She said that she thought everyone did it. Yeah. Everyone that's crazypants.

Blueyed228 · January 2012

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[QUOTE]And my husband just told me that he doesn't like it when there is a lady commentator on during basketball games. He thinks that because we (ladies) have small brains, we can't understand the basketball like a man. I'm pretty sure that that and the fact that he likes it when I shave my legs, makes him racial against me and all women. Bastard.
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

You should send him to a feminist camp. That will teach him a lesson.

[Deleted User] · January 2012

Nothing in this thread grossed me out enough to shop shoveling food into my face until cew talked about cumballs. Well played, cew. Well played.

Matty143 · January 2012

I'm shocked that its the right consistency (right after) to make balling it up possible.
WOW, this is weird to be typing. Oh well.

kimheartsscott · January 2012

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[QUOTE]What the fuckk is wrong with her dudes cum that she can roll it into a ball? How is that even possible?
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

hahaha I read this to scott, "seriously! what? Does she add flour?!"

Nebb · January 2012

I dont really "get" playing with cum, but I mean - people swallow, so its not THAT gross. I certainly hope to god people dont eat/swallow period.

[Deleted User] · January 2012

Haha! I won.

But for real. I think period blood and placenta is way grosser than cum. Does that mean I'm more man than woman?

Blueyed228 · January 2012

Could you imagine if this was the one thread that our H's stumbled upon?

Blueyed228 · January 2012

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[QUOTE]I dont really "get" playing with cum, but I mean - people swallow, so its not THAT gross. I certainly hope to god people dont eat/swallow period.
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

So you have never heard of red wings then.....

Matty143 · January 2012

Cew- Nope! I agree with you. The lotus thing is way worse than the c balls.

Nebb · January 2012

I DONT WANT TO THEN! uugh fucking barf.

ew. ew ew ew. ew. IM JUDGING WHOEVER DOES THAT AND I DONT CARE.

[Deleted User] · January 2012

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[QUOTE]I dont really "get" playing with cum, but I mean - <strong>people swallow, so its not THAT gross.</strong> I certainly hope to god people dont eat/swallow period.
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

Uh, yeah it is.

I'd rather investigate my expelled blood than play with a cumball. <---sentence I never thought I'd ever write.

[Deleted User] · January 2012

She says she rolls it around in her fingers after it starts to dry just a bit. I'm also fascinated by how a dude could just lay around with cum on his leg afterward. That seems really nutso too.

Rosie109 · January 2012

goody goody cumballs

Blueyed228 · January 2012

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[QUOTE]I DONT WANT TO THEN! uugh fucking barf. ew. ew ew ew. ew. IM JUDGING WHOEVER DOES THAT AND I DONT CARE.
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

<a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=red+wings" rel="nofollow">http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=red+wings</a>

YWIA

[Deleted User] · January 2012

I don't like to swallow, but it definitely goes into my mouth. It's not ideal, but it happens. I would never let period blood get near my mouth. That's a big difference for me.

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