SNAKES?
I found this little guy in the bathroom last Friday as I was naked and about to get in the shower. Of course FI was out running our mini fridge to his cousin who is due to have her baby anyday and their fridge was not working.

I saw the tail sticking out from behind the door and thought whoa is that a snake? I moved the door and saw that he was a lot bigger than I thought... about 26-28" and calmly grabbed the camera and snapped a couple pics then promptly picked him up as close to the head as possible he starting whipping around and bit me on the finger and I then screamed "like a girl" and chucked him at the wall! I was determined to get him out though so I picked him up again... he was pissed and kept biting me. I dropped him after he got me enough to draw blood and grabbed a towel then went back to get him he was trying to get away and hissing and I was cursing him like there was no tomorrow and finally got him and then ran out the back door (my bath towel only around my waist at this point, thank god for privacy fences) and threw him out into the yard!
FI called after I sent him a pic to his phone and was like "OH my gosh is that in the house?" I was like well that is the tile floor but he isn't in here anymore. He says "what did you do with it?" I told him and he said "I've never had a snake inside, gross... I'm really sorry I wasn't there and you had to deal with it babe".
When he came back he said that he told his mom and she said that I was "brave" and that most girls (esp. his two sisters) would have been standing on the toilet screaming until their H's came home!
So what would YOU have done if you were in my situation?