Hi Everybody! I already found one good article on here about wacky wedding vows, but I'm looking for more. I'm trying to compile a fun list. Things like - I'll always watch football with you no matter how boring it is. I'll let you think you've won every argument. And R-rated ones too! Anything you all have heard or have come up with, please post. Vows you wanted to make but thought better of would be great. This should be a lot of fun. Thanks!