Goofy Vows!

joeynuss

Hi Everybody!  I already found one good article on here about wacky wedding vows, but I'm looking for more.  I'm trying to compile a fun list.  Things like - I'll always watch football with you no matter how boring it is.  I'll let you think you've won every argument.  And R-rated ones too!  Anything you all have heard or have come up with, please post.  Vows you wanted to make but thought better of would be great.  This should be a lot of fun.  Thanks!

holycrapitsalexa

In Response to Re: Goofy Vows!:
I promise to love you as much as I love my credit card and not hold your poor fashion sense against you. I will only show you my new clothes during commercial breaks and promise to keep you in the latest Cub fashions. From this day forward, I will make sure your lucky shirt is washed for every game day, and will have plenty of potato chips on hand. I will love you for richer or poorer, as long as our credit limit stays high.
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Hahaha that's so cute! That is my fiance` and me for sure! I'm not so interested in the last part though...It might be too much. I am putting my vows together as well and want it to be short and sweet with a little humor, and/or something that really means something to him and I. He is aware of my undying love for David Beckham, as does everyone else, so I was considering something along the lines of..."I promise to always find you sexier than David Beckham."

rikkidawn28

I promise to love from this day forward, even on days you take of bicycling with the guys without leaving a note or bring your cell phone along. I promise to be there for you when you are in need, even when it makes me late for my prior engagements. I will do this for  you for one reason only- because I love you. Oh, and a sushi dinner would not hurt as a reward!

I promise to always smile and have a good time with you, even on vacations that we may have to cut short because you have forgotten your sunblock and turning a cherry red.