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First signs you're too young to have a baby or get married.

1. You sleep on a bunkbed with your BD.

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  • edited December 2011
    2. You have to ask mom and dad for written consent.
    3. Your FI could go up for statutory rape.

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    4. You doodle "Mr and Mrs HisLastName" all over your Trig notebook.
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    5.) You just bought your prom dress.
    6.) May only be Michigan laws but- You can't drive with an adult 21+ after midnight.

    7.) You act growner than you are or your mature for your age.

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    Addendum to #5 -- your wedding dress IS your prom dress because Daddy said he's not spending that much money on something you'll only wear once.

    8. You want to surprise your future fiance on prom night by showing up in the prom/wedding dress and veil, so he HAS to propose.
    9. It is the junior prom.
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    10. It seems like a totally awesome idea to have all the groomsmen dress in their lettermen jackets.

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    edited December 2011
    11. Your favorite show is 16 and Pregnant, and you've started poking holes in BF's condoms so that you can be on it.

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    12. You cut the reception short because the state finals are tomorrow and he's the QB.
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    13. Your justification for getting pregnant is that you promised everyone else on the cheerleading squad that you would and you can't be the only one that's not pregnant. Gawd. ::hair flip::

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    13. The names you have picked out for your baby are Edward if it's a boy, and Bella if it's a girl.
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    15. Because you don't want to be totally wrinkly and old when you're a mom.

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    edited December 2011
    16. The reception ends at 11:30 because the graduated driver's license stipulates that all your friends have to be home by midnight.
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_first-signs-young-baby-married?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special Topic Wedding BoardsForum:136Discussion:97dc9f38-6c6a-4302-83dd-b38627593d66Post:ffdd8352-a4d1-487f-997a-697d54ecfe65">Re: First signs you're too young to have a baby or get married.</a>:
    [QUOTE]Addendum to #5 -- your wedding dress IS your prom dress because Daddy said he's not spending that much money on something you'll only wear once.
    Posted by zaneopal[/QUOTE]

    Back when I acted growner than I am, I would have loved to wear my prom dress as my wedding dress. The fact that it was yellow kind of turned me off by the whole idea though. It was gorgous, I still love it.
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    17. Because you're afraid if you let your BF go off to college unmarried, he'll bang some slut at a fraternity party.

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    18.) Your "FH" got your engagement ring from Claires.

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    19.) You outgrew your promise ring that he gave you in middle school.

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    edited December 2011
    20. Your honeymoon is the post-prom trip to the beach...gotta be back in time for finals!
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    21. Because you're just dying to be on an episode of "MTV True Life".

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    22. Your parents are total tight-asses and at least this way, you can get out of the house!

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    edited December 2011
    23. You read Narwhal's wedding bio and think it's the best idea ever.
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    21.) Your excited to live in the married dorms like Corey and Topanga did..
    22.) You dont know who Corey and Topanga are.
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    26.) Because you never saw how it worked out for Jessica and Nick.

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    I can't keep up! LOL
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_first-signs-young-baby-married?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:136Discussion:97dc9f38-6c6a-4302-83dd-b38627593d66Post:cf5465e1-12ff-46d9-80cf-0a66553412f0">Re: First signs you're too young to have a baby or get married.</a>:
    [QUOTE]21.) Your excited to live in the married dorms like Corey and Topanga did.. 22.) You dont know who Corey and Topanga are.
    Posted by ekathleen684[/QUOTE]

    I just snorted.

    Even at the ripe old age of...how old was I when BMW went off the air?...yeah, even I knew that was a mistake.
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    edited December 2011
    27. You want to be the first girl in your sorority to get married...so you plan the wedding for pledge period.
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_first-signs-young-baby-married?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:136Discussion:97dc9f38-6c6a-4302-83dd-b38627593d66Post:556f9d41-6871-4729-ad3d-1b42d40db5bb">Re: First signs you're too young to have a baby or get married.</a>:
    [QUOTE]22. Your parents are total tight-asses and at least this way, you can get out of the house!
    Posted by oceana919[/QUOTE]

    The girl who inspired number one actually used that as an excuse to get pregnant.
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  • edited December 2011
    28.) Because this chick is your hero -
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uneIieUrgI&feature=related

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    edited December 2011
    29. Because you won't apologize to a DOORMAN
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khxQDWDPmIU
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    30. Because you have to totally one-up your sister.

    31. Because if you get pregnant now, you have guaranteed childcare in the form of your mom.

    32. Because collecting a welfare check is so much easier than getting a real job.

    33. Because getting pregnant means he won't leave you and he'll stop cheating on you with the skank down the street.

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    edited December 2011
    31. Because your older sister was an old hag when she got married -- at 22!!
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    35. Because you want your kids out of the house before you turn 40.

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    36. You need a fake ID for your bachelorette party.

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