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I'm already married. Anyone else?

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I see you are bored and like to do getting-to-know-you surveys. We are also bored on Married Life. Anybody want to come play? I tried extending an invitation to the women of Chit Chat, but they reported me. Biitches.
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  • AllAboutTheBenjaminAllAboutTheBenjamin member
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    Chit Chat is the land of misfit dumbass slore bags.
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  • MrsEllMrsEll member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_im-already-married-anyone-else?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:79d83709-3dcf-46e8-81e0-207ec88d15f9Post:43c5cfd0-8de4-42ed-91c8-628b77d626d2">Re: I'm already married. Anyone else?</a>:
    [QUOTE]Chit Chat is the land of misfit dumbass slore bags.
    Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]
    I like you. Also, the format is nicer on TN (IMHO of course).
    Come on over!
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  • AllAboutTheBenjaminAllAboutTheBenjamin member
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    For real though, is ML kind of dead now?  Since the change-over, I mean?
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  • MrsEllMrsEll member
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    [QUOTE]For real though, is ML kind of dead now?  Since the change-over, I mean?
    Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]
    And this place is a hotbed of excitement?
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  • AllAboutTheBenjaminAllAboutTheBenjamin member
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    Lol, touche.
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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User]
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    ML went to the proboards for the most part. I lurk there all the time.

    I can't get used to TN format. Not a fan at all.
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  • CinemaGoddessCinemaGoddess member
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    This board is so much better than Chit Chat. 
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  • AllAboutTheBenjaminAllAboutTheBenjamin member
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    I posted on ML and 12 people have viewed it but have said nothing.  I feel like I'm standing in a crowded room and everyone's staring at me - naked.

    Maybe I should use a different analogy.  I really do love my own nakedness.  Hrm.
    panther
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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User]
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    I just added to your view count, AATB, and didn't post. TAKE THAT.
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  • IrishCoffee7IrishCoffee7 member
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    [QUOTE]I posted on ML and 12 people have viewed it but have said nothing.  I feel like I'm standing in a crowded room and everyone's staring at me - naked. Maybe I should use a different analogy.  I really do love my own nakedness.  Hrm.
    Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]
    Most people would feel like they were standing in their underwear. 

    You must drop your panties easily.
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  • AllAboutTheBenjaminAllAboutTheBenjamin member
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    WELL, HOOKERS?  lol
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  • MrsEllMrsEll member
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    [QUOTE]I posted on ML and 12 people have viewed it but have said nothing.  I feel like I'm standing in a crowded room and everyone's staring at me - naked. Maybe I should use a different analogy.  I really do love my own nakedness.  Hrm.
    Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]
    Sorry. I didn't realize how late in the day it was. All this not working really makes the day go by quickly. Friends again tomorrow?
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  • AllAboutTheBenjaminAllAboutTheBenjamin member
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: I'm already married. Anyone else? : Most people would feel like they were standing in their underwear.  You must drop your panties easily.
    Posted by IrishCoffee7[/QUOTE]

    Yes, I am a hussy.
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  • CinemaGoddessCinemaGoddess member
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    Any and all hussies are welcome on ML.  Or on 12-24, even if you don't have kids. 
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  • AllAboutTheBenjaminAllAboutTheBenjamin member
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    The hookers are totally here, covejack, and not on ML where I thought they were.  They were supposed to go there.  But I think they are comfortable on their old corner.
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  • CinemaGoddessCinemaGoddess member
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    We also accept trollops and occasionally ladies of the night.   But no courtesans.  They're too smug. 
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  • IrishCoffee7IrishCoffee7 member
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: I'm already married. Anyone else? : Yes, I am a hussy.
    Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]
    Yesssssssssssssssssssssssss.
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  • IrishCoffee7IrishCoffee7 member
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    [QUOTE]We also accept trollops and occasionally ladies of the night.   But no courtesans.  They're too smug. 
    Posted by CinemaGoddess[/QUOTE]God I love you.

    And yes, I'm calling you God.  You already know how I feel about the "real" God.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: I'm already married. Anyone else? : God I love you. And yes, I'm calling you God.  You already know how I feel about the "real" God.
    Posted by IrishCoffee7[/QUOTE]
    lololol!  ILY2, IC
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  • AllAboutTheBenjaminAllAboutTheBenjamin member
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    I fucking LOVE the word trollop.
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  • allisong23allisong23 member
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    I'm a hussy.That's how I got knocked up. I put out.
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  • anna.oskaranna.oskar member
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    [QUOTE]I'm a hussy.That's how I got knocked up. I put out.
    Posted by allisong23[/QUOTE]

    <div>That's why a friend of mine always hit on women with kids.  You know they're not anti.</div>
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    [QUOTE]I'm curious as to how much the average hooker costs. Do they have like a menu you order off?
    Posted by kodakitty[/QUOTE]

    Depends on how good you are.
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    [QUOTE]I'm a hussy.That's how I got knocked up. I put out.
    Posted by allisong23[/QUOTE]

     Being a hussy is somethign I can certainly get behind ;)
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    [QUOTE]I'm curious as to how much the average hooker costs. Do they have like a menu you order off?
    Posted by kodakitty[/QUOTE]

    They have a souvenir menu at the Bunny Ranch, yep, you get to take it home.
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  • Blueyed228Blueyed228 member
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    The documentry on HBO informed me that the Atlantic City hookers will bang you for $20.  $10 if its a slow day.

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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: I'm already married. Anyone else? : They have a souvenir menu at the Bunny Ranch, yep, you get to take it home. I learned that watching Cat House, not working there.
    Posted by Matty143[/QUOTE]

    Come on, don't lie. You know you work there, you heaux.
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    [QUOTE]The documentry on HBO informed me that the Atlantic City hookers will bang you for $20.  $10 if its a slow day.
    Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]

    Damn, sex is cheap in AC.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: I'm already married. Anyone else? : Pfffft. I charge my husband more than that.
    Posted by kodakitty[/QUOTE]

    Yeah, I charge your husband at least $100, $150 if I swallow.
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_im-already-married-anyone-else?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:79d83709-3dcf-46e8-81e0-207ec88d15f9Post:d66f03ba-4760-447d-85ed-78671f97b21b">Re: I'm already married. Anyone else?</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: I'm already married. Anyone else? : Yeah, I charge your husband at least $100, $150 if I swallow.
    Posted by allisong23[/QUOTE]

    :snort:
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    IVF #2 = BFP. Severe OHSS. 4 Drainings. TWINS!
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