OMG so embarrassed... probably TMI

bbyckes · February 2010

Details:

I was traveling home on Northwest Airlines from a business trip. Sitting next to me was a fellow manager. I fell asleep. Woke up while we were in descent having to go to the bathroom REALLY REALLY badly. The flight attendant wouldn't let me go, citing FAA rules (mind you this was pre-9/11). I begged her. She wouldn't budge. I just couldn't hold it any longer and went in my seat. SO EMBARRASSING. Once the plane landed, all the passengers filed passed me as I stewed in my wet pants. The flight attendant had the nerve to call for a wheelchair. Told the guy I "had an accident." Nothing more mortifying. I didn't use the wheelchair, I tied a jacket around my waist and that was that.

It still pisses me off to this day. It was years before I could even talk about it.

ricksang · February 2010

Yes, screw wedding planning. Poop is the hot topic! ;P

temerityjane · February 2010

OH!

Buddy and I had only been together a MONTH and it was only our second time together in person (long distance after he stalked me for a year, long story, etc etc). He was visiting me in Maryland and, you know, there was... activity. A lot of it.

Well, last day of his visit, I woke up with the unmistakable feeling of a UTI. WAY earlier in the relationship than I ever would have wanted to happen, I was running into the bathroom while he was in the shower to pee three drops of pee. SIX TIMES in the course of his shower. And apologizing up and down the whole time. I was sure he was going to think I was disgusting and never talk to me again.

ricksang · February 2010

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[QUOTE]Details: I was traveling home on Northwest Airlines from a business trip. Sitting next to me was a fellow manager. I fell asleep. Woke up while we were in descent having to go to the bathroom REALLY REALLY badly. The flight attendant wouldn't let me go, citing FAA rules (mind you this was pre-9/11). I begged her. She wouldn't budge. I just couldn't hold it any longer and went in my seat. SO EMBARRASSING. Once the plane landed, all the passengers filed passed me as I stewed in my wet pants. The flight attendant had the nerve to call for a wheelchair. Told the guy I "had an accident." Nothing more mortifying. I didn't use the wheelchair, I tied a jacket around my waist and that was that. It still pisses me off to this day. It was years before I could even talk about it.
Posted by bbyckes[/QUOTE]

Awww Caco, I am sorry that happened to you. :(

bbyckes · February 2010

Thanks, Ricks. Me and my peepee jeans. No fun.

brookelynpaisley · February 2010

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[QUOTE]Details: I was traveling home on Northwest Airlines from a business trip. Sitting next to me was a fellow manager. I fell asleep. Woke up while we were in descent having to go to the bathroom REALLY REALLY badly. The flight attendant wouldn't let me go, citing FAA rules (mind you this was pre-9/11). I begged her. She wouldn't budge. I just couldn't hold it any longer and went in my seat. SO EMBARRASSING. Once the plane landed, all the passengers filed passed me as I stewed in my wet pants. The flight attendant had the nerve to call for a wheelchair. Told the guy I "had an accident." Nothing more mortifying. I didn't use the wheelchair, I tied a jacket around my waist and that was that. It still pisses me off to this day. It was years before I could even talk about it.
Posted by bbyckes[/QUOTE]

I seriously cringed when I read that. I'm so sorry. That's so not cool of her. Really, you're an adult, you know when you really need to go.

Teej - UTIs are the worst. That just sucks, I've been there. I'm thankful we have a 2 bathroom apartment. Where in PHX do you live?

ricksang · February 2010

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[QUOTE]Thanks, Ricks. Me and my peepee jeans. No fun.
Posted by bbyckes[/QUOTE]

I bet. Not your fault though!

brookelynpaisley · February 2010

I made a 2-pager out of poop! Go me.

katiewhompus · February 2010

Let's see...I had been dating dh for about 8 months when we went up to Maine and I met his extended family for the first time. Long story short, we fell out of a hammock and I passed out. My head was fine but my tailbone was not. I had to sit on about 15 pillows and could barely move. All was well until about an hour later when I had to pee. Dh had to help me to the bathroom, then I pushed him out, citing that I could sit on the toilet by myself thank you very much. Well, I could sit ok, but I couldn't stand up. So after I was done I had to call him in to help me stand up.
I guess my in-laws have good humor, because they still liked me after that.

shellydiane820 · February 2010

Don't you remember bb, peein' your pants is cool. all the cool kids, pee their pants!

Nebb · February 2010

TMI? Last week when I was sick I was coughing bad and guzzling buckleys. Little did I know that buckleys farts are honestly the most god awful smelling things ever. My husband was subjected to them for 4 straight nights, he felt bad for me but one morning when he got up for work I was awake and heard him go "yuuugh" when he lifted the blankets up to get out of bed

brookelynpaisley · February 2010

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[QUOTE]TMI? Last week when I was sick I was coughing bad and guzzling buckleys. Little did I know that buckleys farts are honestly the most god awful smelling things ever. My husband was subjected to them for 4 straight nights, he felt bad for me but one morning when he got up for work I was awake and heard him go "yuuugh" when he lifted the blankets up to get out of bed :(
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

Aw!! But what's a Buckley?

bbyckes · February 2010

::doin' the peepee dance::

Shel, that made me laugh, thanks!

Nebb · February 2010

Buckleys cough syrup.

september's bride · February 2010

Urgh. Buckley's. It works, but it tastes like...eucalyptus or something. Gek. *shudder*

MeaghanandMichael · February 2010

The worst thing that ever happened to me was with my now ex-bf. It was when we first got together and we were doing it night and day. Welll, he had a lot of pubs, and they were really rough, and after doing it night at day I was really sore. It started to hurt a lot, but I kind of tried to ignore it and suck it up.

Then, that night we snuck upstairs to do it while his parents were at dinner and quickly did it on his sister's bed (I know, horrible). Anyway, I ended up bleeding from the chaffing alllll over her comforter and didn't notice until a while had gone by. We had to sneak her comforter to the cleaners and his mother was hounding him with questions. I left quickly that night. To this day I am not sure what happened because I never got the nerve up to bring it up again.

nda_roxybabe · February 2010

Capri- thats awful! I would have been furious and crying.

Brookelyn- Yes, hiding makes me have the worst urge to pee. So growing up playing hide and go seek I'd always have to make sure I went to the bathroom first. Even now, If I'm trying to hide to scare T Its the same thing...sucks.

When T and I had been dating about 3 months we went on our first vacation together to SF well I got a hoooorrible UTI (my first) and was miserable the last day or so. We were trying to walk around and explore and I was just in so much pain. sorry, TMI

ricksang · February 2010

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[QUOTE]Don't you remember bb, peein' your pants is cool. all the cool kids, pee their pants!
Posted by shellydiane820[/QUOTE]

Hahaha I love Adam Sandler.

bbyckes · February 2010

M&M, I juat crossed my legs. Ouch!

brookelynpaisley · February 2010

Never heard of Buckleys. DH is now laughing at me because I'm concerned with properly sanitizing a plunger. Mind you, I'm tipsy and I went from giggling to teary with embarrassment. Oh man.

Nebb · February 2010

Hmm I thought it was in most of north america, I was wrong! Its just a brand of cough syrup that tastes like death but "works" (normally, not in my case if you have a chest infection). I learned that some varieties taste worse than others too.

therickson · February 2010

I will bust out a story as a lurker...

I fainted in front of my entire class in the 8th grade and then subsequently peed my pants after...

Worst. Day. Ever.

MeaghanandMichael · February 2010

hahah Capri - yeah, I still don't get how I never noticed. I mean, it hurt, but was I on drugs? and your airplane story is such bulllshit. talk about a stewardess on a power trip...

ricksang · February 2010

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[QUOTE]I will bust out a story as a lurker... I fainted in front of my entire class in the 8th grade and then subsequently peed my pants after... Worst. Day. Ever.
Posted by therickson[/QUOTE]

You aren't a lurker! :)

temerityjane · February 2010

Brookelyn - West Valley - El Mirage. We're moving onto Luke AFB first week of March, though! Woo, no more roommate!

therickson · February 2010

Maybe not...

therickson · February 2010

It makes me feel better that I am not alone in my embarrasment though...

I too have never heard of bukleys...

ricksang · February 2010

I haven't heard of it either. Sounds like Vick's to me.

carrieoz_76 · February 2010

Mine was recent. Used our trick toilet downstairs before leaving for work (which has much in common w/ TJ's). Thought all was fine. When I got home, FI tells me that his friend was over that day and when he flushed, the toilet totally overflowed. As he was hopping up and down trying to stop the overflow and not get wet, he swore up and down to FI that he'd only whizzed. I was mortified, and FI tells me that he didn't say anything to friend about me using the toilet in the am. I hope he's telling the truth.

I committed yet again to not using that toilet. It just is not my friend.

Nebb · February 2010

Huh, I was starting to think maybe it was canadian or something. Go figure!

OMG so embarrassed... probably TMI

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