In case you missed the suggestion/explanation by
ravenray (thanks, girl!) this is OLW! Open Letter Wednesday goes something like this: if you could write an honest letter to absolutely anyone, what would it say? Normally it's something that's bugging you, or something that's awesome, etc.
For example,
Dear Crazy Neighbor Lady,
I'm pretty sure you are actually crazy. I am not "stealing your internet" nor do I have ANY idea how to hack into your computer. So, try accusing me again, and the police will get a 2nd report filed against you.
Love,
Practically Computer Illiterate