Bridesmaids

FutureMrsKeyes2014 · May 2013

First let me say I love my bridesmaids. They are my best friends. But is it too much to wish that they put on 20 or 30 pounds before my wedding? Both of my bridesmaids and maid of honor are a buck twenty at least and tall. Normally I'm ok with being the fluffy short one. But hey it's my wedding! I guess I'm feeling a little weight envy sneaking up on me. Stuck at a plateau in excersize. I guess if all else fails I can put them in super ugly dresses and be happy in my beautiful gown. Lol.

mercimarie · May 2013

buddysmom80 · May 2013

FutureMrsKeyes2014 said:

First let me say I love my bridesmaids. They are my best friends. But is it too much to wish that they put on 20 or 30 pounds before my wedding? Both of my bridesmaids and maid of honor are a buck twenty at least and tall. Normally I'm ok with being the fluffy short one. But hey it's my wedding! I guess I'm feeling a little weight envy sneaking up on me. Stuck at a plateau in excersize. I guess if all else fails I can put them in super ugly dresses and be happy in my beautiful gown. Lol.

Omg you guys don't you know the cardinal rule of TK? You got to quote this shit because more than likely this will be a DD. OP encouraging people to gain weight is really unhealthy but it's your big day so who cares if your BMs get diabetes and stuff. Happy planning!!!!

AddieCake · May 2013

Angelface225 · May 2013

This is a joke right? She forgot to use her sarcasm font? I hope...

[Deleted User] · May 2013

[Deleted User] · May 2013

I like that this has turned into a parade of gifs.

misssunshine17 · May 2013

This is probably the most idiotic post I've ever read.

Gaining weight, FFS, you can't be serious. Ugly dresses? These people are supposed to be your friends.

OP, with what you've written here, you're the epitome of a bridezilla.

BostonGIrl4732 · May 2013

AllieBear725 · May 2013

TeddiD34 · May 2013

brielleinlove · May 2013

B2Z728 · May 2013

bbbb78 · May 2013

So so glad this was brought to snarky brides in particular. It MUST be a troll. Still any excuse for gifs is a good excuse in my book:

snarkies right now:

applejambutter · May 2013

applejambutter · May 2013

TKzilla · May 2013

brielleinlove · May 2013

applejambutter · May 2013

bbbb78 · May 2013

RWS2011 · May 2013

BostonGIrl4732 · May 2013

peekaboo2011 · May 2013

QueerFemme · May 2013

FutureMrsKeyes2014 said:

First let me say I love my bridesmaids. They are my best friends. But is it too much to wish that they put on 20 or 30 pounds before my wedding? Both of my bridesmaids and maid of honor are a buck twenty at least and tall. Normally I'm ok with being the fluffy short one. But hey it's my wedding! I guess I'm feeling a little weight envy sneaking up on me. Stuck at a plateau in excersize. I guess if all else fails I can put them in super ugly dresses and be happy in my beautiful gown. Lol.

just kick them out and pick new bridesmaids. Hire super ugly models. That will work.

FutureMrsKeyes2014 · May 2013

And you are welcome!

Someone was complaining about lack of drama so I thought of the most annoying ridiculous thing possible to post. Lol. I would never encourage weight gain or put my friends in ugly dresses. For one that would look horrible in pictures if they were in ugly dresses. My friends are beautiful and work hard to stay thin. Just wanted to stir things up. By the way love all gifs! Especially bbbb78's.

FutureMrsKeyes2014 · May 2013

MUD?

thecatm · May 2013

MUD=Made Up Drama

QueerFemme · May 2013

We only like drama when it's real...

FutureMrsKeyes2014 · May 2013

Ok. Thanks for clarifying. But no one can believe someone would be that mean?! I do wish I was thinner and not stuck on a plateau though. I would never have posted it to snarky brides if it was true. You ladies can be pretty snarky!

FutureMrsKeyes2014 · May 2013

I do have some real drama if your interested in giving some honest opinions.

My sister is 22 and has always been a little out there. She wants to be a bridesmaid. I was ok with it but last month she shaved her hair down to a buzz cut with stars in it, peirced her eyebrows, quit taking showers and constantly scratches herself in private areas. Is it ok to tell her that she can't be a bridesmaid? And if so how would you go about it?

peekaboo2011 · May 2013

It is 100% not okay to kick her out of your wedding because you don't like her hair.

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