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tuarceatha · November 2013

Hi Me,
Doesn't it feel sooo good to run again? I know. It does. Walking funny is sooo worth it.
Sincerely,
Yourself

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Dear @cu97tiger,
Thank you for the good times. Speaking of good times, do you know of a place to go dancing that isn't DC?
-jenjenniferf

Hummingbird125 · November 2013

@swazzle - I'm down for drinks next week assuming we can figure something out around my annoying/necessary babysitting sched.! I'll PM you and we'll figure it out!

@brisox81 - UGH. I'm usually so good at being a supportive big sister and I try to be on her side no matter what because she reacts VERY badly to even the slightest hint of criticism, but if she gets back together with this dude again I don't know how I'm going to bite my tongue. They broke up about 2 weeks ago for a total of like 12 hours, then celebrated their 1 year anniversary last week, and now she dumped him because she's "just not at all happy with him" and "he won't try to make the relationship work". Sigh.

audrewuh · November 2013

buddysmom80 said:

audrewuh said:

buddysmom80 said:

Dear @hummingbird125,

I can't believe you were nervous!! You are freaking awesome and yes we need to plan this again, like soon.

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Dear BF,

Sorry about spending my evenings at the gym, I need to get my ass in gear and my mind off the BSC train. I still love you and I appreciate that you're raking the leaves this weekend.

Love, me

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Dear FB,

I'm really tired at looking at babies. I'm glad I'm not BSC about getting ktfu because it would drive me nuts. To the one parent who literally posts a picture of their kid every 10 minutes. Please stop. He hasn't looked any different from 10 minutes ago and NO! NO ONE wants to see his "breast milk mustache".

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Dear ladies of NEY,

You know who you are, I love you all

buddysmom

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Dear lady at the gym last night,

The proudest moment in my Caucasian life was when you told me: "damn girl, for a white girl you can dance!"

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Dear breeder,

FFS stop changing your mind. No, we're not driving down to New Jersey even though it would be an excuse to drink with @swazzle. No, we don't want a puppy either. Ughhhhh.

Can't wait to neuter my dog,

An annoyed pet owner who just wants to snuggle with her dog.

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Dear Neighbors,

You are awesome. I was so worried my radio was too loud at night in my car and when you told me that it was no big deal and that a baby needs to get used to loud noises, I appreciated it. I'm glad you guys moved in next door, please stick around.
1) Gross. Stop. Ew.

2) Awwww yea! @livleighton's twerking lessons must have paid off!

3) Best parents ever! They get a gold star! Also, how is your CAR radio loud enough to wake a sleeping infant? You need to turn that ish down.

Our houses are reallllly close and I usually have the windows down coming back from the gym and yeah my radio mayyyy be a little loud, but it's because I'm usually twerking while driving!

That sounds like a public health hazard.

phira · November 2013

Dear students,

Yes, I'm aware that you're all unhappy with your grades on the exam from last week. I'm not too pleased either. I've been pouring my heart and soul into my work to try to be the best teacher I can be, but I cannot magically make you get an A on the test. I believe that you were trying, but that doesn't mean I can meet with you individually on a weekly basis and "make" you get an A.

Best,

Your exhausted TF

Dear NOISY STUDENTS,

That's it. You've had a million chances. I've asked you stop talking during discussion, and I've emailed the class several times to ask that you all stop talking during lecture. I will be giving you one last warning, and then I will be making sure that you do not get an A in this course because of your behavior.

Sincerely

Yes, I do have that power

Dear immune system,

This is your own fault. If you hadn't kept attacking my colon, we wouldn't have had to shut you down. Now, can whatever is left of you PLEASE fend off this cold?

Signed,

Someone who wants to not be sick

Dear DJ,

While I can totally believe that you had the wrong Skype address, I'm still concerned that you didn't confirm it with me, or give ME a way to get in touch with you. Instead, I rushed home from work, and we sat in front of the computer for an hour, waiting for our meeting. We'll reschedule, but I'm really worried that this will be a bad idea and that we should just go with someone else.

Sincerely,

Potential client

[Deleted User] · November 2013

@KeptInStitches - PLEASE share your Starbucks!!!

Love,
Coco

ShallowSeas · November 2013

Dear BF,
You are the greatest, and I love that you are putting so much thought into the proposal...but knowing the ring has been hiding somewhere in the closet for over a week is killing me. You have no idea what this feels like, so let's get a move on this thing

Sincerely,
Impatient girlfriend who feels like a little kid on Christmas Eve.

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Dear Indiana Weather,
You are sucking at the moment. I don't like rainy days because it makes me want to cuddle in bed with the BF all day, and I can't do that because he and I have to be responsible adults

so stop.

Sincerely,
Tired Indiana girl who just wants to be in bed rather than at work.

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Dear Juvenile Offenders I Work With,
I really do like working with you guys, and I love my job, but today I am just not in the mood for your teenage boy bullshit. Please behave in group today. I really don't want another fight in my group.

Sincerely,
mental health social worker who doesn't want to inhale anymore pepper spray

minskat30 · November 2013

@shyannelise - Awww, I know the feeling. I knew H had the ring for some time but he was planning a pretty huge surprise of a proposal (which I had no clue about) and I wouldn't change the waiting time, as frustrating as it was at times, in exchange for a pretty darn thoughtful proposal (for me to "cherish and tell our kids about"...his words) for a thing. I'm sure it will come your way soon enough.

bethsmiles · November 2013

Dear Supervisor,

If you want to "chat" with me at the end of the day could please at least let me know what it's about so I don't spend all day stressing out about it, trying to figure out what you could possibly want to talk about!

Your Really Freaked Out Employee!

KeptInStitches · November 2013

Dear @cocobellaf,

The caramel brulee latte is really no better than a normal caramel latte, just in case you haven't had it yet. The gingerbread is much better.

Stitches

Hummingbird125 · November 2013

Dear "friend",

Texting me just to say that your friend told you that my invitations were more expensive than what she could find elsewhere? Not helpful. Do you really think I did no research on prices? Newsflash - I'm not trying to be the cheapest, I'm trying to produce a quality product at a price that allows me to profit while still being very competitive with others' prices. Also, I looked at the site you mentioned, and when you add up all the pieces that I include in my prices, their prices are pretty much exactly the same, or higher than, mine.

At least do some research before you try to criticism me for absolutely no good reason.

-Your "friend"

CLoGreenEyes · November 2013

Dear Professor Scary-Pants,

Thank you for not biting my head off when I came to ask you questions about my care plan. I appreciate the feedback and will hopefully impress you with what I do with it!

Sincerely,

Nursing student who is going to somehow finish out this semester on a high note

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Dear nursing school home girl,

In just an hour or two, we are going to Red Robin and eating all the french fries and drinking all the milkshakes! I'm way too excited about this but I don't care!

Love,

Someone who understands the need to lay the chomp down when things get rough

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Dear C/BF/whatever the hell I'm supposed to call you,

...

You know what? I wrote you a three-page letter that I'm going to bring you as soon as I edit it down. I do want to talk and explain my side of things (AGAIN). But right now I need to focus on school. It's not that I'm a spiteful bitch who won't email or text you back; I literally don't have time or energy for anything except these 30 pages of hell I'm supposed to hand in in less than 24 hours.

Sincerely,

Why am I feeling so freaking guilty right now?

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Dear other professor,

Thank you for looking into the fact that my exam grade was three points lower than what I calculated during our review. That kicked me over the edge to a B!

Sincerely,

I will pass. I will pass. I will pass. I must pass. I will pass.

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Dear favorite spa,

Whyyyyyy must you be so expensive???? I could really use a massage, a mimosa, and those amazing hot brownies y'all serve right about now.

Love,

Broke woman who needs some TLC

suzie211 · November 2013

Dear wedding photographer, You can go fuck yourself. I've been pretty calm the last couple months, but I've reached my limit. My bridesmaids kept me from losing my shit when you showed up over an hour late to my wedding. Did I get an apology? No! Now, over two months later I still have no pictures. Three weeks ago you tell me my disc was in the mail. I still have no pictures. The mail does not take this effing long. Today, I call and get sent to vm. That pissed me off so I post a non-specific rant on FB and within seconds you respond. Seriously!?! Yes, it sucks that your kid has pneumonia and a relative died on Friday. This does not change the fact my pictures were supposedly done three weeks ago. If they were none of that would matter. Get your shit together. My pictures better be fucking fabulous after all you've put me through. Signed, Pictureless angry bride

suzie211 · November 2013

Seriously, annoyed there are no breaks in that^^. Anyone know how to fix it?

minskat30 · November 2013

@suzie211 - I'm sorry. Your photographer sucks! I hate it too when people use personal excuses after they fail to meet a deadline. If you are a professional, you either meet your deadlines or you proactively reach out to your clients before you fail to meet your deadlines with an apology and a new deadline that you meet no matter what.

phira · November 2013

@suzie211 Do you have a contract? I'd sue for ALL your money back. Holy shit, this photographer sounds super unprofessional.

@Amapola14 Let me know if you need to vent

PM is totally fine.

And now, I feel like this might take the cake:

Dear angry student,

You seem angry about how I graded a question on the test. You got full credit on the question. You got an A on the test. Like, a legit A, and not like, "Well, everyone bombed so it looks like I got an A." If you come to office hours tomorrow to whine, I will HAPPILY shut you down and end the conversation. You are an entitled asshole.

Sincerely,

Your teaching fellow

FoxandBunny · November 2013

Dear Professor,

Please keep calling me awesome. It makes my day ten times better knowing that you, the dean of my major, think I'm awesome.

Thanks again,

your student whose day you just made

phira · November 2013

bubbles053009 said:

@phira That student sounds like a peach. Seriously? She's gonna bitch about one question when she got an A? Wow.

Not just that! A question they got FULL CREDIT on!

suzie211 · November 2013

@phira I do have a contract, but it's vague enough that she hasn't done anything major to break it. She's just nene super late and unresponsive. Her contract doesn't say when she'll deliver pictures, just that she will. I'm over the excuses and just want my pictures. My FB rant got a response from her and she sent me a slideshow just now. It's a start.

suzie211 · November 2013

@minskat I agree! I wouldn't be as angry if she had been honest about timelines. Don't tell me it's done when it hasn't even been worked on. A simple message saying it's taking longer than promised would have kept me very happy. Crazy how people don't understand that basic comment.

Hummingbird125 · November 2013

@LivLeighton - Speaking of your Etsy shop - I was making a tentative list of Xmas presents for family last night, and FYI - a scented heating pad is on the list for one of my sisters, and I will definitely want some candles for myself once you make them. I want to do a lot of shopping on Etsy this year!

[Deleted User] · November 2013

@LivLeighton - I CAN'T WAIT.

Blue & White · November 2013

@peaseblossom55 you've got this!! I will also be testing with you tomorrow! Turns out oh yea we are moving and I have to take a different certification test for the new state....vibes to both of us!!

@southernpeach89 if your cousins don't want to come, I can totally crash

except I'm not sure how I would get to Georgia so i would recommend not paying for my food either. You need to talk to @andrewuh and get that wedding online!!

Dear fi,

Oh my gosh we are moving. Sure it's not official and we don't have a date yet, but I'm very excited for this step towards getting our lives where we want them to be!! I know this is a pretty crazy and stressful time but I also know we are such a great team!!

-team member who is really pretty chill about this move at the moment

Dear sister,

I'm so proud of you for teaching your first yoga classes this week! I know you love doing it and I know you'll do great!

-big sis

Dear leaves,

I hate you. Rake yourself.

-*snot, sneeze, wheeze*

minskat30 · November 2013

@LivLeighton - Can you let us know when your Etsy shop opens up? I would love to see it and all the stuff you are selling!

[Deleted User] · November 2013

@Blue- OMG you're moving to FL which is not far from GA! Shoot, you can crash my wedding even if my cousins decide to show up. I've had the morning to get over it since it's really only two people and I'm to the point where I'm just like whatever... lol.

SO! How do we do this live streaming of the wedding? I'll hide a camera in @lmhollister's bouquet? I don't know...

[Deleted User] · November 2013

southernpeach89 said:

@Blue- OMG you're moving to FL which is not far from GA! Shoot, you can crash my wedding even if my cousins decide to show up. I've had the morning to get over it since it's really only two people and I'm to the point where I'm just like whatever... lol.

SO! How do we do this live streaming of the wedding? I'll hide a camera in @lmhollister's bouquet? I don't know...

good place to be!

labro · November 2013

southernpeach89 said:

@Blue- OMG you're moving to FL which is not far from GA! Shoot, you can crash my wedding even if my cousins decide to show up. I've had the morning to get over it since it's really only two people and I'm to the point where I'm just like whatever... lol.

SO! How do we do this live streaming of the wedding? I'll hide a camera in @lmhollister's bouquet? I don't know...

I'm worried I might turn the camera around backwards and it would just be a 30 minute live stream of my cleavage....

Swazzle · November 2013

southernpeach89 said:

@Blue- OMG you're moving to FL which is not far from GA! Shoot, you can crash my wedding even if my cousins decide to show up. I've had the morning to get over it since it's really only two people and I'm to the point where I'm just like whatever... lol.

SO! How do we do this live streaming of the wedding? I'll hide a camera in @lmhollister's bouquet? I don't know...

@Sakalicious streamed my wedding and @Elle1036 streamed @audrewuh's wedding! We used UStream.

[Deleted User] · November 2013

southernpeach89 said:

@Blue- OMG you're moving to FL which is not far from GA! Shoot, you can crash my wedding even if my cousins decide to show up. I've had the morning to get over it since it's really only two people and I'm to the point where I'm just like whatever... lol.

SO! How do we do this live streaming of the wedding? I'll hide a camera in @lmhollister's bouquet? I don't know...

@Sakalicious streamed my wedding and @Elle1036 streamed @audrewuh's wedding! We used UStream.

I'm in a box...

That sounds great! I'll have to look at that.

Swazzle · November 2013

If anyone is insanely bored today here's the link! The first 15-20 minutes are of @sakalicious, @csousa1, @brisox81, and @peekaboo being silly.

CLICK

Peaseblossom55 · November 2013

Blue & White said:

@peaseblossom55 you've got this!! I will also be testing with you tomorrow! Turns out oh yea we are moving and I have to take a different certification test for the new state....vibes to both of us!! @southernpeach89 if your cousins don't want to come, I can totally crash except I'm not sure how I would get to Georgia so i would recommend not paying for my food either. You need to talk to @andrewuh and get that wedding online!! Dear fi, Oh my gosh we are moving. Sure it's not official and we don't have a date yet, but I'm very excited for this step towards getting our lives where we want them to be!! I know this is a pretty crazy and stressful time but I also know we are such a great team!! -team member who is really pretty chill about this move at the moment Dear sister, I'm so proud of you for teaching your first yoga classes this week! I know you love doing it and I know you'll do great! -big sis Dear leaves, I hate you. Rake yourself. -*snot, sneeze, wheeze*

Thank you! Good luck to you as well. yay for the move!!

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