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CLoGreenEyes · December 2013

Dear med-surg,

I reeeeeeeeaaaaaally don't feel like repeating a semester of this hell, so let's just make this final quick and painless, OK?

Sincerely,

Woman who might have to go back to church if she passes this exam, because that would be a damn miracle

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Dear holidays,

You suck. But I will still begrudgingly take advantage of the opportunity to eat peppermint bark and watch The Muppet Christmas Carol, which I will always believe is the BEST Christmas movie ever made.

No love,

Amapola

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Dear Maggie,

I don't know why you are so perplexed by my fuzzy socks, but it would be amazing if you'd stop play-bowing and barking at my feet every time I wear them.

Also, tonight is our first night of obedience school. You're gonna be a little prodigy!...Right?

Love,

Your smitten co-owner

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Dear Mom,

Sorry it's so effing boring to get snowed in with someone who just studies all day. For her med-surg final. That is gonna be really, really hard. Thank you for posting it all over effing Facebook, as if I wasn't already on a guilt trip when you complained to me about it earlier. I really appreciate the chance to know just how much of a horrible daughter I am for neglecting you, and I think it's great that everyone we know gets it now too.

Seriously, you've BEEN through nursing school - don't you remember what this is like???

Eyeroll,

Your daughter who would really appreciate some support and understanding right now!

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Dear NEY,

Do you know where I can find a pretty mask for a masquerade? Would I have any luck at Party City, a craft store...? I honestly have no idea where to look.

Love,

Me

[Deleted User] · December 2013

@Amapola14- I've made a masquerade mask back in college and I bought the base at a craft store...granted it was right around halloween so it may have been easier for me to find. I also bought cute craft items to glue to the mask there.

Dear new job,

I'm really excited about starting you next week. I hope this doesn't turn out to be something like my last job.

Love,

Your future employee

Dear Jingle Ball,

I hope you are fun tonight and not full of crazy hormonal teenagers running around us. We may have to drink a lot but please still be fun.

Dear monthly gift,

WTF! When have you ever been this bad...NEVER! You suck!

Dear Sun,

Thank you for showing yourself in Georgia yesterday and today. I like this.

buddysmom80 · December 2013

Dear @amapola14,

Good luck on your final today. I don't know where you would find a masquerade mask. How crafty are you? If I were you, I'd make my own but that's only because I love to get drunk and craft and see what I wake up to in the morning when I'm sober.

buddysmom80

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Dear NEYers,

Thanks for the fashion advice last week. I ended up getting some statement earrings and bracelet at Target that are dead-on for the pieces I picked from the Express website. I took @suzie211's suggestion and ordered the shoes from Aldo, I cannot WAIT for those to come in! You ladies are the greatest, I appreciate you all even if we don't see eye to eye all the time. Also what's the dealy-o with a DC gtg next month???? I have cabin fever like whoa.

Love you all,

buddy

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Dear parents,

If we visit this weekend, can we please not have the news on 24/7 this weekend? I don't want to be depressed again this year. Thanks

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Dear BF,

Thanks for putting up with me. I know that choosing drinking over eating dinner isn't a great idea but milk is so FILLING! Tonight I'll cook you dinner and I'll drink some more Kahlua and milk. Also you bought me way too much shit for Christmas this year but I'll be happy if that Naked 3 palette or Michael Kors eyeshadow is under the tree. I'm going to pimp the shit out of that all up on my eye. Also, I figured out how to surprise your ass this Christmas, I just hope I can pull it off, but I think you know what your big gift is, you asshole.

Love,

Granny

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Dear Quigley,

Why you so smart lately?????

Swazzle · December 2013

@Amapola - I'm sorry your mom's being such a pain in the ass. Good luck on your final! You should be able to find a mask at Party City or something similar if you don't have that exact store near you. Also, I just googled and apparently Pier 1 carries them too, who woulda thunk.

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Dear @buddysmom80 and DC-area Knotties,

G2G PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!

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Dear Wednesday,

I thought you happened yesterday? Why you no Thursday?

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Dear @BriSox81, @sakalicious, @csousa1,

Thank you for making me laugh my ass off on a daily basis. LEEKWAH!

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Dear H,

I miss you and your old work hours and short commute. This is hard to adjust to. I just wanna snuggle.

blabla89 · December 2013

Dear Inconsiderate Neighbor,

If you're going to have your bf over EVER SINGLE NIGHT, why not cohabitate at his place? I'm sure it's much nicer and I'm tired of listening to your noisy sex when I'm trying to sleep.

Thanks,
L

PS: He's not going to propose anytime soon because you're BSC.

tuarceatha · December 2013

Dear @buddysmom80,
DC. DC. DC.
MLK Jr.'s Day weekend still looks good to me. VA wineries on Sunday? Just an idea.
- Girl who still doesn't know how to spell her username without looking it up.

Dear Work to do,
Thank you SO much for appearing again.
This employee

tuarceatha · December 2013

tuarceatha!

labro · December 2013

Dear Self,

It's time to be serious and get back on the wagon. The scale doesn't lie.

No love, Me and my fat ass

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Dear sun,

Yay! I'm so glad you're back! I missed you!

Love, the person upon whose rocky planet you shine.

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@Arnapola14 Sorry your mom is being immature and a pain. Pier One sells masquerade masks but I'm not sure if they do it year-round or only during Halloween. I've gotten a couple over the years from them and they are really pretty! Your best luck will probably be a Michael's or JoAnn's because they should have plain masks and tons of accessories for you to glue on to them.

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Dear BF's cough,

Time to vacate his body please. I'm so literally and figuratively tired of you keeping both of us up at night. Also, I don't like it when BF is so miserable. This is seriously getting ridiculous.

No Love,, the person whose lungs you aren't inhabiting

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Dear Work,

Ugh...please be less crazy busy today? Yesterday was kind of stressful and I kept dreaming about you all night. Super duper not cool. I love you, but yesterday was just not fun. Also, I have a feeling that days like yesterday are on the rise and my easy days are on the wane.

Your Hard Working Employee

Peaseblossom55 · December 2013

Dear Friday,

Please get here soon can't wait for opening night of A Christmas Carol.

Excited performer

Dear Niece,

I am so excited to be performing with you. It has made my year!

Love,

Your Favorite Aunt

Dear Xmas shopping,

Please do yourself.

Thanks!

Dear FI,

You are stressing me about a bit, please give me some hints as to what you want for Christmas.

Love,

FI

tuarceatha · December 2013

Dear @Peaseblossom55,
I will be crashing your wedding. You've been warned.

I want to see all the pretty things.

Sincerely,
Facetious Wedding Crasher

cu97tiger · December 2013

Dear @swazzle, @buddysmom80, @tuarceatha,

YES DC G2G... NO MLK Day weekend (I'll be in CA with Lyn and Meg). Some other weekend plz?

Love,

Tiger

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Dear house cleaners,

Please be worth the $$$. Please please please. You seem nice!

Thank you,

Terrible housewife

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Dear Toby,

For the love of all that is holy, please sleep better tonight. I'm sorry I got short with you last night, but mama is a cranky bitch when she gets woken up every 20 minutes.

Love,

mama

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Dear life,

You continue to rock. Thanks for that!

Love,

me

Swazzle · December 2013

@cu97tiger, @buddysmom80, @tuarceatha - I can't do the weekend of the 26th, I have the Devils/Rangers game at Yankee Stadium that day. The other weekends are fine with me!

GoldenPenguin · December 2013

Dear @swazzle, @sakalicious, @csousa1,

You bitches are seriously the best. I don't know what I'd do without you in my life.

Youah wicked fuckin' awesome, dude. Just like Mahky Mahk's cousin.

LEEEKWAAAAAAHHHHH!!

Love,

Your LaBBQ

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@livleighton,

I am so effing proud of you, and so happy for you. You are amazing, in every facet of your life - even if you don't always realize it. Thanks for being my best friend.

Love you,

Spicebush

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Dear @buddysmom80,

We need a g2g that involves guac, khalua & milk, and puppy play dates, like STAT.

Hmmm. On second thought, guac + milk doesn't sound very good, does it? Sangria then.

You're the bestest!!

Love,

MEEEEEEE

P.S. Hey, Tom. That pony isn't going to reveal itself. Get the fuck on it!!

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Dear BF,

Thank you for putting up with me & my ridiculousness. I can't imagine anyone ever loving me as much as you do. You're seriously the best, ever, on the planet.

I LOVE YOU!!

GF

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Dear NEY,

Thanks for entertaining me on a daily basis. You guys rock my socks.

Love,

BriSox.

tuarceatha · December 2013

Swazzle said:

@cu97tiger, @buddysmom80, @tuarceatha - I can't do the weekend of the 26th, I have the Devils/Rangers game at Yankee Stadium that day. The other weekends are fine with me!

@Swazzle
So the weekend of the 3rd or the 10th?

buddysmom80 · December 2013

tuarceatha said:

Swazzle said:

@cu97tiger, @buddysmom80, @tuarceatha - I can't do the weekend of the 26th, I have the Devils/Rangers game at Yankee Stadium that day. The other weekends are fine with me!
@Swazzle
So the weekend of the 3rd or the 10th?

The weekend of the 10th would work better for me since the weekend of the 3rd I'll still be working crazy overtime and can't get out early on the 3rd. Damn job getting in the way of my social life!!!!

buddysmom80 · December 2013

@brisox81,

Yes we need a g2g soon too! I think you should come out here then we'll take the magical ride that takes us to boozy brunch land and we'll meet up with @swazzle and @hummingbird125 for a grand time. I promise, ask BF, the train ride back to CT is the BEST with me!

Your other brain half,

buddy

Swazzle · December 2013

@buddysmom80, @tuarceatha, @cu97tiger, AND!!! @beanbot2002 - That weekend is good for me! I could probably take off Friday (10th) and/or Monday (13th) if necessary. Or leave early on Friday.

KeptInStitches · December 2013

Dear LYS,

I'm so looking forward to my knitting class! I shall learn to kitchener and sew and do finishing work, and then I shall come AW pretty things! By Saturday night/Sunday morning I should have a scarf, a hat, and mittens! Well, I have the mittens now, but it's a set, so no AWing until it's all done.

Love,

Stitches

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Dear nerve,

You've got until Saturday to get better. I gotta be functional for my class. In all fairness you are sort of improving. I mean, the painful spots and numb spots are moving around, which is improvement, right?

Stitches

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Dear head cold,

Great timing. Really freaking great.

No love,

Stitches

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Dear cold weather,

When will you leave? The pretty light blue color on the map is a wind chill advisory. The darker pretty blue color is a wind chill warning. They also correspond to the colors our collective extremities are turning. Not fair. It shouldn't feel like February already!

Stitches

tuarceatha · December 2013

@Swazzle said:

@buddysmom80, @tuarceatha, @cu97tiger, AND!!! @beanbot2002 - That weekend is good for me! I could probably take off Friday (10th) and/or Monday (13th) if necessary. Or leave early on Friday.

@CASK85 Does the weekend of the 10th work for you?
Also I have a guest room and pull out couch if people need/want to stay with me and Mr. Tuarceatha.

Blackbird230 · December 2013

Dear car door,

Seriously? I know you were iced this morning and I tugged at you, but WHY ON ROUTE 15 do you decide to loosen and go ajar? NO! I did not enjoy pulling over on a busy, 2 lane highway with almost no shoulder to get out and close you before you did more damage. Not the way I like starting my morning.

Sincerely,

Angry new winter driver

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Dear FI,

Thanks so much for letting me come last night. I needed the hugs and snuggles and feel a ton better today. I even enjoyed shoveling your driveway with you.

Love,

Your lovely lady

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Dear work,

Please go quick today.

Sincerely,

I want this week to be over

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Dear period,

Please don't try and kill me this week. It would be much appreciated.

Sincerely,

PMSing girl

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Dear NEY ladies,

I love you all. Thanks so much for all the compliments on my hair color. I needed to hear those positive things this week.

With all the love,

Kait

Hummingbird125 · December 2013

Dear kid I babysit for,

We will be spending 10 hours together tomorrow, and 8 hours together on Saturday. We are going to get along, you are NOT going to be a rude little bitch, and we WILL have fun. I am planning on baking something with you tomorrow, and going to get arts and crafts supplies for Saturday. Please do not be cranky and make me hate my life, because I could really use all that money your parents are going to pay me.

Kthxbye.

-Best babysitter ever

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Dear BF,

I'm very proud that you FINALLY finished your freaking resume. Now use it to actually apply to jobs. You can apply to jobs in CT, NJ, Westchester, WHEREVER. Remember, I am jobless and we can go wherever we want - I will happily move someplace if you get a great job that allows me to be a stay-at-home-whatever while I get my Etsy shop to be insanely profitable.

P.S. - Stop mentioning that you "need to go Xmas shopping". Just do it. Online shopping is your friend.

P.P.S - My boobs are nowhere near the same size as the VS models, but I do appreciate the misguided compliment.

Love you!

-Best GF ever.

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Dear @Swazzle,

I'm excited to crash your work party!

Love,

Hummingbird

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Swazzle · December 2013

Dear @Hummingbird's BF --

Come work in NJ so I can eat pizza and drink wine with your GF regularly. Kthx.

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Dear @Hummingbird --

All the food. All the drinks. All the FUN.

buddysmom80 · December 2013

@buddysmom80, @tuarceatha, @cu97tiger, AND!!! @beanbot2002 - That weekend is good for me! I could probably take off Friday (10th) and/or Monday (13th) if necessary. Or leave early on Friday.

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Let me know what you plan on doing so we can take the train down together!!!!

CASK85 · December 2013

tuarceatha - I can't be sure yet! I should be able to sneak away for a brunch or something, but since it will be our first weekend in our new place, my H might be a little miffed if I'm out forever. We need to unpack and acclimate to the new surroundings. The 4th is definitely out since I'm not getting to MD until late that night.

tuarceatha · December 2013

CASK85 said:

tuarceatha - I can't be sure yet! I should be able to sneak away for a brunch or something, but since it will be our first weekend in our new place, my H might be a little miffed if I'm out forever. We need to unpack and acclimate to the new surroundings. The 4th is definitely out since I'm not getting to MD until late that night.

Ah okay. That makes total sense.

CASK85 · December 2013

tuarceatha said:

CASK85 said:

tuarceatha - I can't be sure yet! I should be able to sneak away for a brunch or something, but since it will be our first weekend in our new place, my H might be a little miffed if I'm out forever. We need to unpack and acclimate to the new surroundings. The 4th is definitely out since I'm not getting to MD until late that night.

Ah okay. That makes total sense.

But if I don't get to come I'll feel like this:

ShallowSeas · December 2013

Dear FI,

Sorry I jumped out of bed this morning cussing at myself because I overslept by 45 minutes. I appreciate you getting up an hour before your alarm to make my lunch and putting it together for me so I could attempt to get out of the door on time. I love you more than anything and I appreciate everything you do for me. You're pretty perfect.

Love,
Your Baby Doll

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Dear Self,

I'm upset with you for over sleeping and starting your morning rushed and frazzled. That is all.

No Love,
Tired, Grumpy, and Upset

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Dear Co-Workers,

...just don't. I'm not in the mood.

Signed,
Feeling Meh.

cu97tiger · December 2013

@tuarceatha @cask85 @swazzle @beanbot2002 @buddysmom80 WHO AM I FORGETTING?

I'm available 1/10 for a night on the town and/or 1/11 for a boozy brunch!!

Peaseblossom55 · December 2013

@tuarceatha

Please come crash!!! I can't believe it's almost 6 months away. I'm so excited!!!!!!

Peaseblossom55 · December 2013

Does anyone else know why when I click on love it, my icon doesn't show that I loved it? Anyone else have this problem?

loves2shop4shoes · December 2013

Dear DH,

You are the best husband ever. I'm a lucky girl.

Love,

Your wife

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Dear @Buggle2,

You are the best knitter ever.

Love,

Your favorite customer

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Dear Xmas Presents,

Purchase and wrap yourselves.

Love,

Lazy gifter

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Dear OLW,

Sorry for being lazy today.

Love,

Shoes

OLW

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