So, the other thread talks about certain "milestones" of a relationship. What about all of those other timelines...like the first time you/your partner farted in front of the other...always a dreaded first. The first time you farted during sex. The first time you were forced to do number 2 at his place. I'm sure you can think of more momentous occasions.
I do remember the first time I heard him fart. We had just finished the deed, we were lying there in bed at his house. He got up and practically ran all the way to the other side of the house, opened the screen door which I could hear, and farted the loudest fart ever. I started giggling as I laid there in his bed, but I pretended I hadn't heard a thing when he came back in the room. Poor guy!
First time I overflowed the toilet (at my place) with him there. Oh, that was fun. I was panicking and yelling for him to help me...he really didn't want to...but he said the expression on my face was priceless and he knew it must be love that he was helping me clean up the mess.
With my first boyfriend, we met online, long-distance relationship. The first time he visited me I kept running to the other end of my apartment to fart. Then he woke me up out of a sound sleep with the smell alone of his.