Not Engaged Yet

OLW


OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG. 

Love,
Aud

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Dear Self,

Not funny, waking up at 3 am and then walking around the apartment like a lunatic. No, Stevie did not shred your boots, they were safely locked away in the closet. Thanks for checking though. 

No love,
Sleepy and cranky

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Dear H, 

I'm glad you feel comfortable talking to me no matter what, but waking me up at 4 am to ask me if you have pink eye: not cool. Yes, it sounds like you have pink eye. No, I don't know where you got it. Yes, I have to wake up in 45 minutes. 

Frustrated, but in love,
Your W

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Dear work,

Do yourself. I'm over you.

YD

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Dear NEY, 

Thank you so much for your support over the last few months in the whole job situation. I've taken everything you've said to heart, through the good and the bad. I'm pulling my name from consideration for that position I've been interviewing for. This was a really hard decision and I'm scared. Better things will come, but this isn't one of them. Thank you for your love and kindness and I'm excited to share the good things that are coming!

All my love,
Aud

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11 days!!!

SQUEEEE!
Drew
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    Dear ice,

    Slipping on you yesterday? Not cool. Thanks for the reinjured back.

    No love,
    When's winter gonna end?
    ---
    Dear campus health insurance,

    It's not very comforting to have a "backdated" policy when you know something could happen between your enrollment and the backdating. I mean, I hardly find it likely that your insurance would cover my care if I were to step off the curb and get hit by a bus before I had a chance to enroll, right?

    Sincerely,
    Should I just suck it up and use healthcare.gov?
    ---
    Dear mom,

    Thanks for taking it so well when I told you I wasn't coming home for NYE. Believe me, I don't want to work the 1st, but I think it might be necessary.

    Love,
    Stitches
    ---
    Dear Ellie-cat,

    Thanks for helping me write these and yes, I am fully aware this is revenge for the Mrs. Claus costume.

    Love,
    The Staff
    ---
    Dear BF,

    This communication thing has to pick up now. It cannot be just me airing my grievances and you not responding. I'm scared that we're going to end up in something unfixable unless we sort this out.

    Love,
    GF
    ---

    I sense congratulations are in order? Squee!

    Stitches
  • @buddysmom80 Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are probably on cloud 9 today. :-)

    Dear Day,

    Please go by quickly. I'd like to be home relaxing right now.

    Thanks,

    Tired and wants to relax with a glass of wine tonight

    Dear FI,

    Going over the FOCUS test was actually fun last night, good to know we are 90% compatable. 

    Love,

    Me

    Dear Xmas gifts,

    Please wrap yourselves.

    Thank you!

     

     

    Anniversary

  • Dear Minnie,
    I hope your ultrasound looks ok tomorrow and that this is something easy to treat.  Please don't need surgery.
    Love,
    your lady human

    Dear H,
    Thank you for the new slippers!  They are keeping my feet nice and toasty since my other ones got destroyed.  Let's snuggle tonight, k?
    Love,
    W

    Dear weather,
    I am not amused by your constant changes.  Snow on Tuesday and high of 70 over the weekend?  You're killing my sinuses.
    No love,
    Sneezy
  • @peaseblossom55 - today's gonna be a bitch, isn't it?

    @sakalicious, all the vibes for minnie! What's wrong? 

    Also, I'm jelly of your slippers. 
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  • Aud, her bile acid results came back elevated.  They think she has some kind of blockage in her gallbladder.  I'm hoping it's the kind of blockage that can be treated with meds and not the open-her-up kind. 
  • Sak, all the medicine kind of vibes. <3 
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  • @audrewuh I think so.... I have a headache that I think is just not going to go away today....

    Anniversary

  • Dear @buddysmom80:

    SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




  • @lmhollister: spill. Now.
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  • Dear @buddysmom80 ,

    Are we engagement twinsies?

    Love,

    Someone who hasn't announced her engagement on NEY officially yet.

    WUTTTT?????????????????????????????????????????????????

    PLEASE TO SHARE NAO!

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  • Dear NEYers,

    I love you all so SO SO SO freaking hard right now! Thank you for all your love and support during a time where I could've been like completly BSC. Thank you so much, I'm so glad each and every one of you are in my life.

    Love,

    MEEEEE

    *******************************

    Dear FI,

    Holy shit we're getting murriedddddd!!!!!

    I love you my Stumpy for-evah!!!!!

    Love,

    Granny

    *********************************

    Dear boss,

    FUCK. YOU.

    1.5 years and I can peace you the fuck out. Hopefully sooner if you retire or I transfer to another department. What you said to me today was probably the shittiest thing you could've said. I feel sorry for your kids, seriously, you are a fucking bitch. Take your god damn meds NAO.

     

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  • SwazzleSwazzle member
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    edited December 2013
    GAHHHHHH!!! 

    CONGRATS @LMHOLLISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    ETA: PICS NOW!



  • WTFFFF (and I mean that in the nicest way possible)
    CONGRATULATIONS @lmhollister! Now I demand a longer write-up and pictures!!!
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    "You are made of win." -SopChick
    Still here and still fabulous!

  • Congratulations @lmhollister!!!! I blame @southernpeach89 for making us wait. Not cool, lady. Not cool.
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  • OMG @LMHOLLISTER CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Dear DCG2G ladies,

    So freaking excited!  Can it be January now?

    Signed,
    It needs to be a G2G every day

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    Dear H,

    I love you with all my heart.  I do.  But if I hear about your achy balls one more time, I may throat punch you.  For realz.  My lady bits hurt every month, and you can suck it up for a few days.

    Sincerely,
    Your cranky W


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    Yay for sparkly ponies!  I's so excited for you!

    Love, an OMH
    photo bridalparty.jpg
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  • @lmhollister, Congratulations!!

    @sakalicious, health vibes for Minnie.
  • @buddysmom80,

    I am sooooo freaking happy for you, lady!!! As soon as I got your text, my belly did flip flops & I looked at BF, and I knew EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

    Love youu!!!!
    BriSox

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    All the happies. I love you so much, and I am here for you through thick & thin. Plus, I get to snuggle your face off in NINE days. 

    Love,
    Spicebush

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    SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!  CONGRATULATIONS!!! So many ponies!!!!

    Love,
    BriSox



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  • @lmhollister OMG congrats!!!! So happy for you. Ring pics please!!!!

    Anniversary

  • @Imhollister

    I agree with PPs, I need the full story complete with pics ASAP!

    Hugs,

    Allusive

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    Dear Kiki,

    I have fed you, given you fresh water, cleaned your litter box and given you tons of loves every night for the past week...so why do you insist on whining every morning for 30 minutes at 3AM?!? I really need my sleep and you're starting to piss me off. Please quiet yourself.

    Love,

    Your kitty momma

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    Dear H,

    Only 5 days until we fly back to MD/DC for Christmas! I can't wait for our first Christmas as husband and wife. I couldn't feel more blessed and I know we are going to have an amazing time!

    xoxo,

    your loving wife

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    Dear team manager,

    I know annual reviews are due by friday and I haven't even been scheduled yet. Can we please get this done so I can see if I get a raise and/or promotion this year? I'm super curious and completely impatient. Please put me out of my misery and schedule it already!

    sincerely,

    your diligent, hard working employee

  • CLoGreenEyesCLoGreenEyes member
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    edited December 2013
    Dear @buddysmom80 and @lmhollister,

    OMG YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY PONIESSSSSSSS! :D Congratulations, ladies!

    (Also, I'm proud that my predictions came true!)

    Love,
    Amapola

    ***

    Dear C,

    I'm sorry your grandfather fell again and broke his hip and isn't doing well. :(

    That being said, PLEASE TELL YOUR FAMILY THAT WE'RE NOT TOGETHER ANYMORE. CHANGE YOUR FACEBOOK RELATIONSHIP STATUS. ACCEPT WHAT HAS HAPPENED. I want to go visit Granddaddy (though I'm on the fence about how appropriate that is right now), but I will not be pretending that everything is all good between us, and I think it's really not classy of you to put me in a situation where I need to be kinda-sorta lying just because you won't get with the times. So FIX IT. NOW. TODAY.

    Sincerely,
    I want to be your friend, but I AM your ex, and that's how it is.

    ***

    Dear Mom,

    Get thee to a therapist. I can't deal with all the complaining and the lack of any kind of initiative to take care of yourself anymore.

    I say this in love.

    Your daughter

    ***

    Dear favorite homeboy from high school,

    I miss your face. Not in any kind of way, just in an I-thought-we-were-gonna-be-lifelong-friends-and-not-just-on-Facebook kind of way. There's no not awkward way to ask you to hang out at this point, though, so I guess I'll have to get over it.

    Missing the friendship,
    Me

    ***

    Dear self,

    Please get on the Christmas shopping. This week. And please put up the Christmas tree soon.

    Eh. On second thought, you can skip the tree this year if you really, really want. But you still need to do Christmas shopping.

    Me

    ***

    Dear credit card bill,

    Please pay yourself.

    Me

    ***

    Dear laptop,

    You're been a good laptop. This is an unfortunate time for you to start falling apart, but you've lasted for like...five years? And that's pretty good. So I guess it's OK if you're done.

    Love,
    Your owner
  • tuarceathatuarceatha member
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    edited December 2013
    Dear @lmhollister,

    Congratulations!!!

    Sincerely,
    Another OMH

    Dear Buddysmom80,
    I cannot get over how great your proposal story was written. I could totally hear you saying all of that, in your accent. haha <3 you.

    Love,
    Tuarceatha

    23 DAYS and counting!!!! 

    -Tuarceatha






  • @buddysmom80

    ALL.THE.SQUEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am sosososososososososososososososo happy for you!!

     

    @lmhollister

    Congrats!!!! YAY!

     

    @livleighton

    All the hugs and love <3 you're amazing

     

    Dear Work,

    FUCK ALL OF YOU. Seriously, I am so done being your bitch and not being treated like a person. When you dick me around and make me do all your bitch work on a week that SHOULD be dead for me if you weren't so fucking lazy, and then tell my boss you took credit for something I did, how do you think I am possibly NOT going to hate your guts???

    No Love,

    Wait and see what happens when you have to do all your own fucking work.

     

    Dear Self,

    WHY are you so sad today? Stop worrying about the tree not being up and having no time to read your Christmas book or that you haven't enjoyed the season as much as you should have been. One surefire way to ruin Christmas is to stress out about not enjoying Christmas - you're being assinine. I know it's secretly about Lindsay leaving, but as you very well know by this point - you NEVER know what's going to happen, and everything will be OKAY!

    Hugs,

    Me

     

    Dear Future Awesome Guy,

    I know you're on your way, and I'm not in any rush - you're going to be well worth any wait. However, if it isn't terribly inconvenient, could you show up in my life sometime before May so that the hole in my heart isn't QUITE as noticeable? Thanks <3

  • Dear @buddysmom80,

    CONGRATULATIONS!  I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU!

    Love,
    Can't wait for your initiation ritual into the OMH club
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    Pics or it didn't happen.

    Love,
    Impatiently waiting for sparkly pictures
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    All the hugs for you.  We're all here for you if you need it.

    Love,
    Former neighbor who misses your rack, I mean, face
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    Dear Ladies of NEY,

    I am jealous of all these G2Gs.  When can we haz a Chicago one?

    Love,
    Girl who misses attending G2Gs

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    Dear body,

    Please stop feeling SO exhausted.  You NEED to get through the next 3 days in one piece, and then you can rest for 6 days.  Just…handle it, please.

    No love,
    Girl who wants to keep sleeping EVERY morning
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    Dear DH,

    If you could wrap the presents, clean the house, and get things ready for the holiday, I will reward you with schmoral seks tonight.

    Love,
    Your lazy wife
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    Dear New Job,

    I love you so hard.

    Love,
    Happy employee
    ---

    Dear Brother,

    Can't wait for our gift exchange tonight.

    Signed,
    Sister who will need a LOT of caffeine to make it to tonight
    ---
    Dear @cu97tiger and @suzie211's Utes,

    A great xmas present would be the incubation of a small human.

    Love,
    Girl who always knows what to give people
  • Dear @buddysmom80,

    Woah wait, it happened??? Where's the ring porn?? YAY CONGRATS!!

    Love,
    Kait

    *****


    Your proposal story is adorable! Can't wait to see pics. 

    Sincerely,
    Kait

    ****

    Dear slush on the highways,

    I don't like you. I almost died this morning when I hit it wrong. I'm just glad I got to work safely.

    Sincerely,
    Unhappy driver

    *****

    Dear FI,

    Get ready. It's time to deal with my parents this weekend. We can do it. <3

    Love,
    Your girl

    *****

    Dear work,

    Can it be Friday yet? It's the witch's last day on the 20th.

    Sincerely,
    I'm ready for her to be gone

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  • @buddysmom80 - congrats again!!!!!!!!
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