Dear Stomach,
Stahp. It's 10am and you're growling like it's 3pm and we haven't eaten. What is your deal?!
No love,
Ollie
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Dear BF,
Thanks for being so freaking amazing. I really wish we could have met sooner. You are such a blessing to me and the girls. I'm so blessed to have you.
Lots of Love,
Your GF
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Dear State of Floida - Department of Revenue,
YOU SUCK! You're such a pain in the ass. Why can't you get your shit together and issue child support payments like you're supposed to? Seriously, we're still 4 payments behind, and the ball's in your court.
No love for your stupidity...