Why do people always ask me and Fi for dating advice, like we have any clue what dating is like? I've been in a steady relationship for 11 years. I'm like a cavewoman in dating terms. Ask me for relationship advice, sure. Dating, not so much. I'm flattered my friends seem to think I know what I'm doing, but I pretty much tripped over the perfect man when I was 15, and I was smart enough to recognize what I had. No idea how to date.
My sister is texting me from a date right now. Apparently the guy is nice, but "so short." She's asking me how she avoids kissing him. Ummm.... just don't kiss him? I don't know FFS!
"I'm not a rude bitch. I'm ten rude bitches in a large coat."