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NWR: But E Related...

http://www.etiquettehell.com/smf/index.php?topic=132702.0

I'm pretty sure there is no way that this can be real, but basically the link shows that someone who had a baby shower sent this "poem" to those who didn't come/bring a gift...

I would be such a bitch back to this person if I EVER received anything like this. 

We're so sorry you missed the shower!

There was fun and games to be had
The food drinks not too bad
The loot was a pleanty
But we looked high and low and found none from you
Not even a shiny penny!


Babies need a lot
Of this fact we all know
So we've included some shops below!

If none are too your liking, and that we understand
Then grab a pen and get to writing
For checks are to our liking!


The Sue family is registered at these stores, and checks can be mailed to this address. Thanks!
sexy, harry styles, best song ever, cute, beautiful, asdjglñlñ, marcel
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Re: NWR: But E Related...

  • That has to be fake...
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  • Dude OP I don't blame you! I just can't put into words the disgusting rudeness!
  • Wow. Just wow. How rude

    (If I understood gifs this is where I would use one of Stephanie Tanner saying "How Rude!")


  • Holy cow! Rude! I'd actually send a shiny penny. Actually, I take that back. I'd send a dirty penny.
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  • The worst part is that it was a terrible poem! And they sent everyone else bad poems who didn't get something from the registry?

     


  • Oh Lord have mercy! How awful!

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  • FTR, this didn't happen to me. I just saw it posted somewhere else and was like "OMG, if this is real, there is no hope."
    sexy, harry styles, best song ever, cute, beautiful, asdjglñlñ, marcel
  • That's really terrible. And I believe it's real. I have a former friend who called people up the day after her wedding to find out why she didn't get checks from them. Seriously.
  • It's gotta be fake, right? Right? I'd buy the chick a grammar book, just to be a bitch.
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    I'm gonna go with 'not my circus, not my monkeys.'
  • That's really terrible. And I believe it's real. I have a former friend who called people up the day after her wedding to find out why she didn't get checks from them. Seriously.
    Emphasis on "former", right?
  • kmmssg said:
    That's really terrible. And I believe it's real. I have a former friend who called people up the day after her wedding to find out why she didn't get checks from them. Seriously.
    Emphasis on "former", right?
    Yup! I was in her wedding. Imagine how she treated her bridal party :-P 
  • Wow and even someone would did give a gift got a similar one. Seriously this chic is beyond special snowflake, she's a whole special snowstorm.
  • AprilH81 said:
    That has to be fake...
    Agreed.  If I received that from someone, I don't think I would ever speak to them again.

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  • AprilH81 said:
    That has to be fake...
    Agreed.  If I received that from someone, I don't think I would ever speak to them again.
    I would 100% speak to them and tell them what a complete jerk they are.
    sexy, harry styles, best song ever, cute, beautiful, asdjglñlñ, marcel
  • I read that whole thread this morning. There are lots of delicious updates from OP-apparently a friend who did attend the shower and did give a (small) gift got a poem that basically said "we got your present, it was lame, give us more." And later the MTB posted on Facebook calling out how cheap her friends + family were and how they are depriving a BABY of all the things it will need. 

    It really is worth the 17 page thread. 
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  • Inkdancer said:
    @eg72 said:

    Wow. Just wow. How rude

    (If I understood gifs this is where I would use one of Stephanie Tanner saying "How Rude!")

    Let me help:

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    @Inkdancer FTW

  • I would send the postcard back with a snarky poem of my own.
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  • The response poetry was beautiful.
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    That can't be real! Gross :x
  • This cannot even be real.

  • daria24 said:

    I read that whole thread this morning. There are lots of delicious updates from OP-apparently a friend who did attend the shower and did give a (small) gift got a poem that basically said "we got your present, it was lame, give us more." And later the MTB posted on Facebook calling out how cheap her friends + family were and how they are depriving a BABY of all the things it will need. 


    It really is worth the 17 page thread. 
    I would tell this ungrateful woman child that if she can't afford her own kid than she shouldn't have pro created - even if she can afford a kid she really really shouldn't have pro created because one of her is bad enough
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    My colors are "blood of my enemies" and "rage".

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  • why doesn't a person in this day and age not have some sort of dictionary/spell checker, either?
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  • After reading that I sympathize with Alice after her rabbit-hole escapade.
  • I'm home today with a pulled muscle in my neck and this is really keeping me entertained.
  • If I got something like this, I'd be like:
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  • omfg. No words. Bad enough to demand gifts, but then to follow up and harass people on gifts after it's over? I don't even know what I'd do. 
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