http://www.etiquettehell.com/smf/index.php?topic=132702.0
I'm pretty sure there is no way that this can be real, but basically the link shows that someone who had a baby shower sent this "poem" to those who didn't come/bring a gift...
I would be such a bitch back to this person if I EVER received anything like this.
We're so sorry you missed the shower!
There was fun and games to be had
The food drinks not too bad
The loot was a pleanty
But we looked high and low and found none from you
Not even a shiny penny!
Babies need a lot
Of this fact we all know
So we've included some shops below!
If none are too your liking, and that we understand
Then grab a pen and get to writing
For checks are to our liking!
The Sue family is registered at these stores, and checks can be mailed to this address. Thanks!