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buddysmom80 · April 2014

Dear Dentist,

Please be gentle today and please don't be a dick like you are 99% of the time.

Thanks,

Annoyed patient

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Dear FMIL,

Thanks for getting the addresses for all of your guests, I'm impressed. Also you kicked ass with your surgery. It's a long road, but just stay positive.

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Dear @swazzle, @brisox81, @sakalicious, @csousa1,

I love you guys. Hard.

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Dear FI,

I missed you so so so so much, but this 4 week dry spell is not cool. Sex this weekend would be great, thanks.

Love,

Your #feyonce

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Dear DIY invites,

I'm so glad I opened you up on a whim one day, there's no way in hell I'm putting those together.

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[Deleted User] · April 2014

Dear awesome weather,

I love you! Please stick around for good!

Dear H,

I don't like being home alone. These next two days need to go by fast!

Dear CrossFit,

Why are you doing pull-ups within two days of each other? My arms have not recovered yet from the first day of pull-ups.

Dear this weekend,

Please don't rain so we can enjoy our camping trip!

Peaseblossom55 · April 2014

Dear FI,

You are wonderful, that is all. And also new countertops please? Thanks!

Love,

Me

Dear life,

Everything is going so well, please stay this way.

Love,

Me

Dear self,

We bought an ellipitcal and exercise bike for a reason, please use them.

Thanks,

Girl who should be working out more

[Deleted User] · April 2014

dear tornadoes and severe weather,

we aren't ready for you! please don't show up tonight.

no love,
scaredy-cat Coco

dear vegetable garden,

I missed you!!!

love,
Coco

dear weekend,

please be warm and don't rain. H and I are taking a couple days off and would love some nice weather.

love,
Coco

labro · April 2014

Dear bc pills,

I'm not going to miss you at all. Nope.

Goodbye, girl who's getting an iud tomorrow!

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Dear iud,

Please don't hurt as much as I think you're going to hurt tomorrow. Pretty pretty please. I need to be able to go back to work afterwards.

Kthx, me and my uterus

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Dear pup,

Please stop dive bombing the ant bait. I really don't want you to poison yourself. I promise you I'll give you all the treats you want, just don't eat the ant bait.

Love, your mommy

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Dear wedding nightmares,

That dream about my dress being dirty, wrinkly, torn, and unaltered hours before my wedding last night was so not cool. I even tried to convince myself in my dream that it wasn't a dream and couldn't shake myself out of it.

No love, girl who didn't think she was that stressed about this stuff...

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Dear FI,

It's almost your birthday! I can't wait to give you your present and take you out for delicious food and beer! We're going to have the best birthday weekend ever!

Love you so much!

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Dear @southernpeach89,

I had a dream last night that you were pregnant but you hadn't told us yet. In the dream, I found out because a nurse at the gyn office found out you were my sister and mentioned it. Aside from the total flouting of HIPPAA...can you please tell me you're not pregnant? I want a puppy for a little niece or nephew first and THEN a baby. I really wish you had a puppy right now. Cinders needs more friends!

Love, your big sis!

[Deleted User] · April 2014

@lmhollister- Puppies before babies! Sean and I found the perfect house for us last night and it becomes available in May so we are just hoping that it stays that way until June. It allows puppy dogs too!

Swazzle · April 2014

Dear @BriSox81 -

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FAVORITEST SISSER EVERRRRRRRRR! I LOVE YOU AND I HOPE YOUR DAY AND UPCOMING WEEKEND ARE PERFECTION

Hummingbird125 · April 2014

Dear @Swazzle,

As excited as you are to be my airplane buddy, remember that it's not all fun and games. Seriously, I could pass out during takeoff or landing and have done so a couple of times. So.... be prepared :-)

-Girl who will try to stay conscious the whole time, she promises.

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Dear FI,

I love you EXTRA lately. I'm going to miss you SO much while I'm in TX, but I promise to Skype you at least once and I will respond to your texts no matter how much fun I'm having. Please take good care of the pup and try to eat real food and not just burritos, combos, and redbull, k?

Love,

Me

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Dear Mom,

I love talking wedding stuff with you and I love how excited you are to go see the venue next weekend and I CANNOT WAIT to dress shop with you soon!

Love,

Daughter of the best MOB I could ask for

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Dear BriSox81,

Happy Birthday!!!! I hope this is the BEST WEEK EVER for you!

Love,

Hummingbird

[Deleted User] · April 2014

happy birthday, @BriSox81!!

KeptInStitches · April 2014

Dear spring,

12 inches of snow? Go home. You're drunk.

No love,

Sick of winter

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Dear engagement ring,

You're on your way! You shipped yesterday! Yay!!

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Dear BF,

Please don't make me wait long for a proposal. My patience pants are worn thin and they don't make pants that fit me anymore.

Love,

GF

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Dear liquid nitrogen tank,

How can you be drained absolutely dry in less than two weeks? I know I didn't use that much.

No love,

Grad school strikes again

labro · April 2014

@BriSox81 HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!! I hope you get a pony today and/or very soon!

buddysmom80 · April 2014

@brisox81,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

Swazzle · April 2014

@lmhollister - I would recommend taking the rest of the day off after getting your IUD inserted!

@hummingbird125 - I hope you come with directions because WTF do I do if you pass out?!

[Deleted User] · April 2014

Happy Birthday @Brisox81

I hope you have a fabulous day!!

Hummingbird125 · April 2014

Swazzle said:

@hummingbird125 - I hope you come with directions because WTF do I do if you pass out?!

Good question! Um....nothing?! I guess just be nice to me when I wake up because I'll feel really crappy for a little while and don't laugh at me? One time the steward brought me an oxygen tank. That was fun.

It really probably won't happen - I flew once last year and I was totally fine - but the last two plane trips I went on before that both included one fainting episode, so you never know!

Peaseblossom55 · April 2014

@brisox81 Happy birthday

KeptInStitches · April 2014

@brisox81, happy birthday and here's to the arrival of a pony soon!

Blue & White · April 2014

@brisox81 happy birthday!!!!!! I hope it's amazing!! I'll even let the orioles lose to the Red Sox today if I must. The game was so damn close Monday it may happen anyway

@hummingbird125 do you know why you pass out sometimes on planes? An ear thing or an anxiety thing? And @swazzle, I tell FI his main job if I pass out (usually at the doc or in medical situations) is to make sure I'm breathing and that I wake up eventually. And mainly just be calm. I also appreciate when people don't freak the hell out. I'm sure you will be just fine. This reminds me of college - my first roomie had seizure disorder so her parents and she taught me what to do if she had one and then she was fine the whole year! She's been seizure free for almost 3 years now

Dear cousin,

You're all that's been on my mind since you were hospitalized. Please please get better and know I love you even if you miss my wedding. Seriously. More than words.

Older cousin who worries about you

Dear FI

We're getting married!!!!

Fi

Dear 1800minutechallenge,

I'm gonna stomp you.

Me

Sakalicious · April 2014

Dear @brisox81,
Happy birthday to my loooooove!!!

Dear self,
Hooray for -5.5 lbs in a month! Off to a good start after being frustrated in the beginning.

Dear last set of experiments,
Please work because I'm picking up my graduation regalia next week and I'd really like to enjoy it.

Dear people I met at the conference,
Plz give me a job!!

KeptInStitches · April 2014

Oh, I've got two more:

Dear Mom,

I hope we can come down this weekend so I can block the last of the baby afghans for you. How on earth did Dad get such a bad cold? No matter what you're saying, I'm still blaming DB.

Love,

Daughter

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Dear DB,

At what point were you going to tell me that you got an internship?!? Congratulations!

Love,

Sister

phira · April 2014

Dear @BriSox81,

HAPPIEST BIRTHDAY

Dear @Blue,

OMG. 10 days.

Dear @lmhollister,

Good luck with the IUD insertion! It's not fun, but it's over very quickly. Definitely worth the pain. Like @Swazzle suggested, I'd take the rest of the day off, even if you're allowed to go to work afterwards.

Dear J,

I'm very sorry we fought last night. I know that you often wax poetic about how patient I am about your OCD, and often it's entirely a non-issue, but sometimes, it's really distressing and frustrating. I know we'll figure out an easy way for both of us to get to sleep easily, but I hope we don't fight any more about it.

Dear Mom,

OMG YOU BOUGHT US THE SLOWCOOKER OFF OUR REGISTRY AHHHHHH!

buddysmom80 · April 2014

@phira 1) I LOVE that cake 2) You will LOVE your slowcooker!!!! If you need recipes, let me know, I'm like a crock pot addict.

[Deleted User] · April 2014

@TwoDimes - you don't want our weather.

cu97tiger · April 2014

Dear @brisox81 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

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Dear KG - give us back the location of posters. I miss knowing where people are from!

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Dear DH,

I

you so so much. These two years have been a roller coaster... but there is no one, NO ONE, I'd rather be on this roller coaster with than you. I'm so proud of where we are today as a couple. Let's keep having the tough conversations that it takes to keep us strong.

Love,

Wifey

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Dear @tuarceatha,

I am beyond excited at the idea of being summer vacation buddies. And that I get to see you in two days. WOOT.

Love,

Tiger

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Dear problem employee,

Thanks for quitting. Now I can spend more time with new employee and another employee that is causing me headaches.

No love,

The best damn boss you'll ever have. Too bad you won't realize it for years

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Dear me,

Keep up the exercising regiment. You WILL lose these 10 lbs and you WILL look like a fucking supermodel this summer.

Love,

Made of win

Blue & White · April 2014

@cocobellaf lots of internet hugs! I know you're really anxious about this upcoming possible severe weather season after the mess that was last year. Know that it's always okay to ask for help if you need it!

labro · April 2014

@Blue & White OMG 10 more days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love, me ( I'm not sure if all the exclamation points express my excitement )

[Deleted User] · April 2014

thanks, Blue!

Hummingbird125 · April 2014

Blue & White said:
@hummingbird125 do you know why you pass out sometimes on planes? An ear thing or an anxiety thing? And @swazzle, I tell FI his main job if I pass out (usually at the doc or in medical situations) is to make sure I'm breathing and that I wake up eventually. And mainly just be calm. I also appreciate when people don't freak the hell out. I'm sure you will be just fine. This reminds me of college - my first roomie had seizure disorder so her parents and she taught me what to do if she had one and then she was fine the whole year! She's been seizure free for almost 3 years now

STUCK IN THE BOX. I think it's an ear thing. I mostly faint because I'm squeamish about blood, but I think I just HATE how my ear feel when flying, so that's what does it.

ShallowSeas · April 2014

Dear FI,
You are pretty much perfect. How did I get so lucky?

I'm excited to scout out our outdoor engagement photo location tonight...i just hope the rain holds off.

Love,
Baby doll

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Dear @BriSox81,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! If the pony comes, please oh please post pictures asap!!

Love,
Sev

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Dear new BC,
Please be kind to me. The last one was not

Sincerely,
girl who doesn't want negative side effects just because I don't want to be pregnant right now

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Dear Friends,
I'm so glad that you are all happy and married and having babies, but stop. You're giving me baby fever really, really bad. Whats up with this baby boom? Did you guys plan this??

Sincerely,
Sev, who isn't even married yet and is starting to get baby fever. Not cool.

phira · April 2014

@buddysmom80 I'd LOVE some recipes!! We're trying to eat healthier, and we mostly eat vegetarian at home (J is a pescetarian, so fish works too). I am so excited about this. I feel like we've been living without a stove or something.

buddysmom80 · April 2014

phira said:

@buddysmom80 I'd LOVE some recipes!! We're trying to eat healthier, and we mostly eat vegetarian at home (J is a pescetarian, so fish works too). I am so excited about this. I feel like we've been living without a stove or something.

A lot of recipes are meat-based, but you can adjust them to whatever you want. For a while, I wasn't eating meat, just a lot of shellfish (I was living alone and just hated touching meat, still do, but FI usually cuts up meat for me ahead of time) so I used frozen shrimp for a substitution. I would take frozen shrimp, some salsa and put that in the crock pot for a few hours. I would stock up on frozen shrimp at Big Y when they would have buy one, get one free. I'll go through my recipes later to see what else I used to make

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