NWR: A little about Tony

VulgarGirl · April 2014

So Tony is this fella I work with. As I have been reading TK at work, Tony has gotten to hear everything I say out loud and I've gotten his feedback on things. Tony is a 6'2 big guy covered in tattoos with long hair and currently sporting a beard (that itches according to him). And is absolutely in love with this place. He is also currenlty 100% single. So I'm finding it hilarious he is now obbessed with a website about wedding planning.

Some of his feedback so far:

Only dicks have cash bars.
Gaps sound like torture.
WTF is a dollar dance? Is it like a lap dance?
Drunk bingo is awesome. (yeah that's what he's calling the bingo game)
Hot women curse. (in response to someone bitching about curse words)
A honey what? You want people to pay for a vacation for you? If you pull that shit I'll never speak to you again.

Thought you all might enjoy a glimpse into our workday. How's everyone else doing?

afox007 · April 2014

Give Tony a hug for me please!!

cupcait927 · April 2014

Can he please make an account and come hang out with us? He sounds fantastic!

SmileDamnit · April 2014

Tony can stay.

**edited to say he should take up shop as the resident TK etiquette board bouncer. We need someone with some muscle to boot out the snowflakes. STAT.**

grumbledore · April 2014

Tony is hot. Tell him I said that.

VulgarGirl · April 2014

ckel24 said:

Can he please make an account and come hang out with us? He sounds fantastic!

I'm trying to convince him but he says it weird because he's a single dude. But lurking isn't weird apparently.

jdluvr06 · April 2014

Hahaha Tony sounds awesome.

afox007 · April 2014

MagicInk said:
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ckel24 said:

Can he please make an account and come hang out with us? He sounds fantastic!

I'm trying to convince him but he says it weird because he's a single dude. But lurking isn't weird apparently.

Tell him its not weird if he takes Niccirf's suggestion to be our bouncer!

Peaseblossom55 · April 2014

Tony sounds awesome!

KeptInStitches · April 2014

Tony is awesome! I want him to come join us.

wandajune6 · April 2014

I like him.

theartistformerlyknownas · April 2014

Tip o' the hat to ya, Tony. You're good people.

VulgarGirl · April 2014

A client came in for Tony, so once he's done, I'm showing him this because he'd be an awesome etiquette bouncer.

If anyone read my bit in the etiquette thread (you know the one) about the guy I'm working with talking about the Sons of Anarchy wedding...that'd be Tony who made that comment.

KatWAG · April 2014

Smooches, Tony

HisGirlFriday13 · April 2014

I like Tony.

Also, do all beards itch? Is that a thing? DH tells me his scruff itches after a few days. I suppose if I let my leg hair get that long, my legs would itch, but I don't know.

VulgarGirl · April 2014

I like Tony.

Also, do all beards itch? Is that a thing? DH tells me his scruff itches after a few days. I suppose if I let my leg hair get that long, my legs would itch, but I don't know.

I've heard when they're first growing in they itch. My legs get itchy when the hair starts to grow out, but if I leave it for awhile it doesn't bug me as much.

pinkcow13 · April 2014

Tony is the man. He needs to create an account ASAP. I think these snowflakes need a different perspective to maybe knock some sense into them (although I doubt that will happen).

I'm counting down the minutes to leave the office. It is so gloomy out today, and rainy. I'm craving a fancy cocktail now lol.

HaileyDancingbear · April 2014

I think him having an account would be perfect for completely dumbfounding the special snowflakes who come up with that bullshit "Well you're women so you should be supporting other women!" Or "Guys don't care about weddings/etiquette" or "you're only saying this because you're catty women." They would just sit there like this when they realize they can't use sexism as an argument anymore:

ETA: Actually I'm pretty sure that's what they always look like.

VulgarGirl · April 2014

Ok Tony is done with his client and I had him read over everything. He's gonna talk while I type.

grumbledore KatWAG Niccirf I'd make a pretty sick bouncer. @HaileyDancingbear, they'd probably say I was gay because people who spew sexist bullshit generally have their heads up their asses. (Tony and I have worked together for a very long time now, he was the first guy to say "You don't tattoo with your vag or dick so I don't care what you have down there", he's pretty anti-sexism of any kind and will be quick to call anyone out on it)

Alright, alright, they might have sold me on creating an account. I still think it's weird cause I'm not planning a wedding.

He promises to continue to lurk and give him his opinion for sure. Still isn't sure about creating an account and is considering it.

Oh yes, he found me my new Felicia Day gif. He just wants credit for finding it. He said "Everyone else has a gif, you need a gif, gimme a minute" and gave me Felicia Day asking for booze.

mschristie123 · April 2014

LOL love this. Welcome Tony!

Couggal12 · April 2014

Yeah, Tony!

JCbride2015 · April 2014

I like Tony.

Fi also loves to ask me what's up and comment about the etiquette disasters. We really need some more dudes in here.

ohannabelle · April 2014

Tony sounds like a nice Italian boy. And yes, he should join us, and he can give us a new perspective from a smart guy.

Because so far he is 100% correct.

Also, he can get introductions to all the cute bridesmaids. Go, Tony.

FiancB · May 2014

Proof that it's not just estrogen ridden, fat, meanie, fuddy duddy bitches that care about etiquette, as speshul snowflakes like to claim. Yay Tony!

HisGirlFriday13 · May 2014

DH still calls all y'all my 'Knotters,' 'Knot-people,' or 'Bride-board friends.'

But I read him parts of that train wreck on E and he was like, 'Bitches be crazy. Bridal bitches be especially crazy apparently. '

And then he gave me wine.

Cookie Pusher · May 2014

Tony sounds awesome. He needs to make an account and play bingo with us!

MobKaz · May 2014

We need to create a meme for Tony. We throw Tim Gunn out whenever there are BSC brides mandating attire. We need something for Tony for when brides demand that tattoos be covered or hair be cut, trimmed, shaved,and tied.

We can call him the Grouncer (groomer + bouncer) or the Boomer (bouncer + groomer).

NYCMercedes · May 2014

Is Tony looking?

APDSS22 · May 2014

Tony sounds awesome. I read a lot of the train wrecks to H, he loves it. He used to ask why I was still on here after I got married but he doesn't question it anymore.

jdluvr06 · May 2014

Tony is awesome,

Rebl90 · May 2014

Tony sounds awesome! Can we keep him????

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