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Re: Accidental Bridezilla

  • lizhurt said:

    That was the joke Knot-zis, but I guess it went over your heads. Easy to do when they are so far up your asses. I've got a BA in English over here.

     

    BYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (omg she like totally spelled that wrong wut an idiot!!!)

    At least I own my typos instead of trying to cover them up as a bad "joke"
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  • We've had a lot of immature sounding snowflakes come here before but I have to say this one kind of takes the cake.
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    lizhurt said:

    BYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (omg she like totally spelled that wrong wut an idiot!!!)

    Says the internet princess that went crying to big sis to come defend her from the mean girls on the wedding boards. Sad, mildly entertaining, but sad none the less.
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  • lizhurt said:

    That was the joke Knot-zis, but I guess it went over your heads. Easy to do when they are so far up your asses. I've got a BA in English over here.

     

    BYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (omg she like totally spelled that wrong wut an idiot!!!)

    Knotzis, that's a new one. I like it!

    "Love is the one thing we're capable of perceiving that transcends time and space."


  • lizhurtlizhurt member
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    LDay2014 said:
    and clearly, you have no concept of social appropriateness.
    Do you really think that religious bigotry will ever go over well? Alluding to an historical massacre is always classy.
    Mad you didn't think of it first?? Don't equate clever wordplay with religious bigotry. Pretty sure social appropriateness, and etiquette in general, which is what the posters on this board say they are promoting, is much more critical of name calling (troll, princess, snowflake, knit-picky anal retentive bitch) than of slightly un-PC jokes. Lighten up ladies, or those permanent frown lines are going to ruin your wedding photos. :)
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  • SO MUCH THIS! When I told my sister that I wasn't comfortable with the uniform for her wedding, due to cost (5x more than what by budget was, not that I was asked) as well as not being comfortable wearing parts of the uniform, I was told that "it is her day" that I should "do what she wants" and "the pictures will look awesome" it spoke volumes about what was important to her - Pinterest worthy photos, not having me stand up with her.
    Out of curiosity, what do you mean by uniforms?  I've heard of dresses and outfits, but a uniform is taking me back to my choir days with those awful bow ties and cummerbunds (for the girls!)

    That really sucks she would do that.  I can't imagine not allowing my brother stand up for me over an outfit.
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    edited May 2014
    lizhurt said:
    Mad you didn't think of it first?? Don't equate clever wordplay with religious bigotry. Pretty sure social appropriateness, and etiquette in general, which is what the posters on this board say they are promoting, is much more critical of name calling (troll, princess, snowflake, knit-picky anal retentive bitch) than of slightly un-PC jokes. Lighten up ladies, or those permanent frown lines are going to ruin your wedding photos. :)

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    Oh dear god why did you post that? Now I'm going to have killer clown nightmares. I'm telling you guys clowns are the devil.
  • jdluvr06 said:

    Oh dear god why did you post that? Now I'm going to have killer clown nightmares. I'm telling you guys clowns are the devil.
    My bad. She just seemed the type who might like a devil clown, ya know?
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  • lizhurt said:

    That was the joke Knot-zis, but I guess it went over your heads. Easy to do when they are so far up your asses. I've got a BA in English over here.

     

    BYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (omg she like totally spelled that wrong wut an idiot!!!)

    And that means...what, exactly? I have two BAs, and a crap-ton of writing awards to my name.

    Do you want a cookie?
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    I'm gonna go with 'not my circus, not my monkeys.'
  • I have a Masters and I still can't spell "boutanieres" --- holy cow I butchered that one. 

    Case Proven.

    Same here! Why is that word so hard?
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    Iteniary always gets me... But I have a lowly BFA so am "supposed" to be a bad speller...
  • jneen101 said:
    I just want everyone here to know that I have two Master's degrees.
    I have two BAs, a Master's, and I'm ABD on my PhD.  Neener.  ;)

    I have a friend with 3 MAs and who is a doctoral student.  I tease him sometimes.





  • Same here! Why is that word so hard?

    Blame the French. We stole the word from them, which is why it has 57 letters and we use half of them.

    I have to sound it out to get it right, and even then it's a crap shoot.

    Census/consensus always throw me. Why does one have a 'c' and the other an 's'??

    I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!
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    I'm gonna go with 'not my circus, not my monkeys.'
  • @bouncertony --- this look?

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    Less snarly but pretty close.
  • Out of curiosity, what do you mean by uniforms?  I've heard of dresses and outfits, but a uniform is taking me back to my choir days with those awful bow ties and cummerbunds (for the girls!)

    That really sucks she would do that.  I can't imagine not allowing my brother stand up for me over an outfit.
    - Chucks with white socks
    - fancy party dress (short, definitely looks ridiculous with sneakers)
    - silver belt
    - professional hair style (bride chose style)
    - professional make up with same colours used on everyone
    - matching manicures
    - matching jewelry (the ring thread is making me wonder if she would have asked me not to wear my wedding and e rings)

    THE WEDDING WILL BE RUINED IF ANY OF THE BM'S DISPLAY ONE OUNCE OF INDIVIDUALITY!

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  • this one for sure...

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    That's the one.
  • rajahmdrajahmd member
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    Alright, I'm gonna be an honest guy. Like super honest. I hope no one hates me.


    As a single guy, when I go to weddings, I do hope for single bridesmaids. Or really single any women of an age that is not creepy for me to date. It's not so much the whole "women are emotionally vulnerable" like they say on TV. It's more, a social event with women that isn't a bar, and where I've put some effort into my own look, and it's easier to have a conversation with someone. 

    But when all the bridesmaids are dressed to look exactly the same...uh...I kind of start mixing them up. And I feel bad about it, I'm a feminist I recognize all women are unique individuals but when you dress 3 women of similar age in the same dress with the same shoes and the same hair and the same make up, dude! I'm gonna get confused! 

    Take some mercy on us guys and let your girls be a little different from each other. Especially if you have one who is married and one who is not and they already look kind of alike...I do not want to hit on someone else's wife. I'm not ok with that.
    I'm so glad you joined us. You would have loved our wedding. All the ladies were in different dresses. Two were married, but it was pretty obvious.

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  • I'm so happy @bouncertony‌ is here!
    And I'm happy that you're happy.

  • Blame the French. We stole the word from them, which is why it has 57 letters and we use half of them. I have to sound it out to get it right, and even then it's a crap shoot. Census/consensus always throw me. Why does one have a 'c' and the other an 's'?? I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!
    I always want to leave off the second m in accommodate and have to check myself.



  • Viczaesar said:

    Blame the French. We stole the word from them, which is why it has 57 letters and we use half of them.

    I have to sound it out to get it right, and even then it's a crap shoot.

    Census/consensus always throw me. Why does one have a 'c' and the other an 's'??

    I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!

    I always want to leave off the second m in accommodate and have to check myself.

    I do that too!

    It took me longer than I'm proud of to remember how to spell hors d'oeuvres. Damn French.

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