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  • phiraphira member
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    @phira You posted a quote from the TOS and paged KP so that people would get warned/banned and/or the thread would be closed. There was absolutely no reason for any of that other than people were disagreeing with you and HGF whom you were defending. What did you think would happen?
    I mean ... do I really need to actually explain the difference between ad rem and ad hominem? There's a difference between, "I disagree with you," and, "You are a horrible person." It's one thing to say, "Hey, I disagree with what you said. I think you're wrong." It's another to call someone names like we're in elementary school.

    Besides, I fail to see how posting TOS as a reminder and paging a mod would be a problem if, as you're insisting, no one was violating TOS. So ignore it. I'm not exactly cackling behind my keyboard saying, "OH GOODIE I HOPE I GET PEOPLE BANNED today is the best day."
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  • I agree.  Who wants to stare at a guy's navel all night while having sex?! :-P
    Prime example...

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  • FiancB said:
    I always do kinda wonder how that works when I see a super tall guy with his super short girlfriend. 
    Works totally fine! (says the girl more than a foot shorter than her FI)
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  • Prime example...

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    Yeah that just looks awkward.

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  • KatWAGKatWAG member
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    Inkdancer said:
    Me three! I have always really liked pretty much all the regs here and this makes me feel like middle school all over again. I am going to start crying and turn into the rainbow cake girl.
    (SITB)
     
    Okay I am glad I am not alone. Its surprising that regs/ posters get annoy or mad with a certain poster and dont say anything. Then let it bottle up for months. We are so candid about everything else, why not this?
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  • FiancB said:
    I am good at the dancing part! I miss that a lot. Spinning poles are a shitton of fun. I am terrible at the sales part though. Shy and socially awkward does not a hustler make. It didn't help that I was in a state that is notoriously bad money for all but the very best hustlers, and actually prefers the pot-smoking-girl-next-door-look. lol. 
    We have a portable stripper pole. If we had the space, I'd have a regular one installed. It's supposed to be all sexy and what not...but I mostly just spin around on it like I'm 7. Of course there are sexy times with it too.
  • VulgarGirlVulgarGirl member
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    Aw do it!  I bet you will have a blast.
    Navel staring? How do straight people have sex? No wait, don't tell me, never mind I don't need to know. I always just figure the short girl gets to be on top if the guy is super tall.

    ETA: Aw fuck, wrong quote thread. This was in response to @PrettyGirlLost comment about shorties and tallies having the sex. It's less funny now.
  • KatWAGKatWAG member
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    On the topic of AEs. Why cant the reg or reg-from years ago, just post under their normal name? If you want to call someone out of disagree with them, grow some balls and do it. But its seems childish to hide behide the veil of an AE.
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  • MagicInk said:
    Navel staring? How do straight people have sex? No wait, don't tell me, never mind I don't need to know. I always just figure the short girl gets to be on top if the guy is super tall.

    ETA: Aw fuck, wrong quote thread. This was in response to @PrettyGirlLost comment about shorties and tallies having the sex. It's less funny now.
    Well, Missionary duh!!!

    Yeah that would make sense, and I'm sure there are a ton of other positions I intentionally left out of my comment in an attempt to make a joke ;-)

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  • I took pole dancing classes where they took pictures of us and gave them to us as proof of how awesome we were!

    How I thought I looked:

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    How I actually looked:

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    Aw, lol!

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  • MagicInk said:
    Navel staring? How do straight people have sex? No wait, don't tell me, never mind I don't need to know. I always just figure the short girl gets to be on top if the guy is super tall.

    ETA: Aw fuck, wrong quote thread. This was in response to @PrettyGirlLost comment about shorties and tallies having the sex. It's less funny now.
    Well... her face would still only be at navel-level if she were on top. Unless she was a spinner, which is just how I imagine all super short/super tall couples handle that. 

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  • phira said:
    I mean ... do I really need to actually explain the difference between ad rem and ad hominem? There's a difference between, "I disagree with you," and, "You are a horrible person." It's one thing to say, "Hey, I disagree with what you said. I think you're wrong." It's another to call someone names like we're in elementary school.

    Besides, I fail to see how posting TOS as a reminder and paging a mod would be a problem if, as you're insisting, no one was violating TOS. So ignore it. I'm not exactly cackling behind my keyboard saying, "OH GOODIE I HOPE I GET PEOPLE BANNED today is the best day."
    The answer to this would have been "um, yes?" so I'm glad you took the initiative and spelled it out for those with a mediocre vocabulary such as myself.  

    I understand why you and HGF are pals. 
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  • Well, Missionary duh!!!

    Yeah that would make sense, and I'm sure there are a ton of other positions I intentionally left out of my comment in an attempt to make a joke ;-)
    I figured as much. I always tease my straight friends with "how the hell do straight people have sex?" thing, whenever they say something. 
  • MagicInk said:
    Navel staring? How do straight people have sex? No wait, don't tell me, never mind I don't need to know. I always just figure the short girl gets to be on top if the guy is super tall.

    ETA: Aw fuck, wrong quote thread. This was in response to @PrettyGirlLost comment about shorties and tallies having the sex. It's less funny now.
    I came here to say something similar--like, what? Why are we assuming missionary? (yours is still funnier, regardless of where you responded).
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  • FiancB said:
    I always do kinda wonder how that works when I see a super tall guy with his super short girlfriend. 
    There's a foot difference between me and DH, does that count?

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  • phiraphira member
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    History doesn't dissipate because people weren't around when the events occurred. My beef about the removal of past regs is with KGs mostly.

    However, events from the past (including actions regarding reg. removal), other threads, on board/off board happenings and current posts with specific people are what shape my opinion of them. Their actions and attitudes are what are divisive. It's not bottled up. My opinion will come out when I disagree or agree....just like any other time.




    Yeah. I think it's naive at best to think that just because some people aren't around anymore, or that an event happened in the past, that no one can ever still think about it, have feelings about it, etc. It can be surprising for people who weren't around at the time, but just because there isn't like ... a TK History Textbook doesn't mean that we can't talk about or have opinions about something that happened not-currently.

    Or, basically, yes--I agree with you.
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  • Well... her face would still only be at navel-level if she were on top. Unless she was a spinner, which is just how I imagine all super short/super tall couples handle that. 

    I almost spit my coffee out I was laughing so hard at this.
  • I came here to say something similar--like, what? Why are we assuming missionary? (yours is still funnier, regardless of where you responded).
    Hahaha.  That isn't always a valid assumption!

    With that said, I think Fi is the perfect height for me (about 6 inches taller) and everything works just like I think it should.  Hayden looks like a 75% scale drawing next to her H!
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  • @cupcait927 @kgold80 Can we stop beating around the bush here? Who are you both implying is an AE / unknown username?
    Well, yourself for starters. And @misscleo which, unless it is a WILD coincidence, is someone who either is a reg or used to be a reg and still lurks, even if they asked for their account to be deleted/was banned. I cannot remember the thread (anyone want to dig it up for me?) but there was a recent reference to miss cleo, the television psychic, and I find it incredibly coincidental that all of a sudden we have a new poster with that name who knows backstory that newer posters don't. I could be mistaken, and if I am, I apologize. I just think there's a better way to voice your opinion. Maggie and Muppet have done it and aren't acting like children.

    Damn box.  Sorry to burst your bubble.  I am not who you think I am.  I am a little pissed though that I have been talked about and not realized it.  Not and AE but an AW. 
  • afox007afox007 member
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    Were there strippers in there too? Or lesbians wondering how straight people have sex?

    Hell, I was homeschooled. I was wondering how straight people had sex when I was in middle school.
    I liked to pretend to be a stripper in our locker room. And by that I mean I would spin around one of the pillars by the showers in just my bra and skirt until I finally slipped one day and they made a rule against it. 
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  • phiraphira member
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    @flantastic *hat tip*
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  • I miss my pole dance classes. A good friend and former manager got me into it. The studio we went to had to close down so she gave me lessons out of her apartment until she moved to Vegas. I had planned on using my tax return for a home pole but I then lost my job and needed the money. Hopefully by next tax return I can get it.
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