@beethery I knew we were kindred spirits. I was one too. I kinda sucked at it though. But I know there's at least a couple others, which is why I lol whenever the subject of "ew strippers are gross" comes up.
@PrettyGirlLost I have seen/heard about/experienced things that would make Jenna Jameson nod in agreement, and make Joan Rivers blush. I miss my work friends, and the money, but not the customers.
@FiancB YES!!!!! I have many chuckles about strippers being gross. There are gross people everywhere. I am not, nor have I ever been one of them. Someone described strippers as being 'trash ladies' in front of me once, and the only image I could conjure up was of Marjory the Trash Heap from Fraggle Rock. I was laughing to begin with, but that image just sent me over the edge.
That's why i don't think I could go to a strip club with guy friends. . . I think other men, and maybe even my friends, would piss me right the fuck off with their behavior and I might start a fight.
I'd totally poke a guy in the eye with my stripper heels if he was being an unmitigated pig to a stripper.
The bouncers at the establishments I worked at were very good about being on the side of the dancer, especially when it was time for a customer to make their exit.
We went to the strip club for my birthday a few years ago, and some of the dude friends who came along got in trouble from me first about their behavior. I was not going to stand for that bullshit if I was there to witness it. One of them got kicked out for being an asshole during a private dance, I high-fived the bouncer when it was time to leave.
We have a portable stripper pole. If we had the space, I'd have a regular one installed. It's supposed to be all sexy and what not...but I mostly just spin around on it like I'm 7. Of course there are sexy times with it too.
I have an X-Pole that occasionally gets put up in the living room. I need to set that MF up again. The only issue is that if I'm trying to work on moves or whatever and FI is home, it's not going to happen because he will come in and watch and put money on the coffee table and then other distracting stuff happens lol
We have a portable stripper pole. If we had the space, I'd have a regular one installed. It's supposed to be all sexy and what not...but I mostly just spin around on it like I'm 7. Of course there are sexy times with it too.
I have an X-Pole that occasionally gets put up in the living room. I need to set that MF up again. The only issue is that if I'm trying to work on moves or whatever and FI is home, it's not going to happen because he will come in and watch and put money on the coffee table and then other distracting stuff happens lol
Downside of living with another former stripper, she critiques my moves. But then she shows off for me and I'm like yeah that's great come here we got stuff to do now.
beethery totally off topic (but I don't really know the topic anymore after reading all this).......Whenever I read anything you post, all I hear is Nene's voice saying it. LOL
*Formerly ctexasgurl26 and mrsridings061513*
Baby William born June 11, 2014 Weighing 6 lbs 5 oz and 17.5 inches long
Come on over to the Etiquette board. I'm getting bashed for insisting that zip codes do not belong on the text of your wedding invitation. DH has temporarily boxed up my etiquette books. Everybody pile on!
beethery totally off topic (but I don't really know the topic anymore after reading all this).......Whenever I read anything you post, all I hear is Nene's voice saying it. LOL
FI has said that I sound like her A LOT, so I'm not surprised at all. I'm ok with it lol
beethery totally off topic (but I don't really know the topic anymore after reading all this).......Whenever I read anything you post, all I hear is Nene's voice saying it. LOL
FI has said that I sound like her A LOT, so I'm not surprised at all. I'm ok with it lol
I literally only picture people as their avatar. I'm always shocked when people post wedding pictures and I'm like but I pictured you as Nene/jlaw/that cat/a cartoon.
Come on over to the Etiquette board. I'm getting bashed for insisting that zip codes do not belong on the text of your wedding invitation. DH has temporarily boxed up my etiquette books. Everybody pile on!
Wait, what?
You kinda need a zipcode in an address line in order to be able to find the correct address. . . right?
"Love is the one thing we're capable of perceiving that transcends time and space."
Yeah I'm screwed then lol. I wasn't going to put a zip code in but FI insisted I do so last minute. Oh well. It was the very least of my concerns all the times I screwed up my invites. Sometimes GPS insists you put in zip codes, so it might make things a little easier for someone. Not gonna bash CMG over it though; I'm sure she's right, I just don't have super formal invites anyway.
WTF did I just read? Sorry ladies, been very busy over the past week/ month/ forever and I haven't been checking as often as I'd like. It doesn't help that we currently don't have power and TK on my (dying) phone looks weird AF!
A few key points from my end of the spectrum:
-I'm a foot and a half shorter than FI. Our photog had a difficult time doing our e-shoot and asked him several times to scrunch down or me to go on my tippy toes...from several feet away. I really love our height difference b/c it's a running joke between us.
-FI and I joke all the time about things each of us says/ does. In fact, several of our cute photos taken at our e-shoot were while we were "ridiculing" each other in a fun way.
-I love shoes and am highly jealous of some of your shoes!
-FI and I have searched on several occasions for the right size pole to fit in our house.
-FWIW, I like HGF and have spoken to her outside of TK. I also like posters who are posting opposing opinions for various reasons. I am, in no way, a minion of anyone.
-No zipcodes on invitations.
You know, at my old job we had to put this on our social media accounts:
"My posts and opinions are mine alone and do not reflect those of my employer or their affiliates."
If I express an opinion that is remotely similar to that of anyone else, just know that it is mine, and mine alone. I do not mean to offend, or defend, anyone but my own self.
Don't get too used to it! I have a few different images in mind for future signatures. I think Inigo Montoya is staying as my avatar for a while, though.
......So I guess this is all my fault since I made the stripper heel joke on the original thread.
I'm sorry.
...But, this thread has served as both informational (good poles!) and further evidence of how awesome some of you guys are.
And I was around for the linger/stage banning, but I really don't remember the details. I thought the KG's just wanted to clear house for newer regs.....which I guess they kind of accomplished.
I also recognize a lot of screen names on this thread that I haven't seen post in a while. I remember you guys had pretty awesome posts. So.
Come on over to the Etiquette board. I'm getting bashed for insisting that zip codes do not belong on the text of your wedding invitation. DH has temporarily boxed up my etiquette books. Everybody pile on!
I know some of these are a bit behind. I was at work and there is no internet at the location I was at.
HGF why are you talking about yourself since I have been reminded that you used to be lemclane?
If anyone thinks I joined 2 weeks ago, then please do some research and at least look up my post history. I have been here since 2012 and HGF was in the same month and year as I. None of the regulars over there liked her either.
Since I am so much behind. I love Gilmore Girls, too.
TK gods seemed behind lately. I flagged a few vending posts a during the day and they are still there.
I wished I could wear high heels again. I have many shoes that I cannot wear anymore due not being used to wearing heels. I wear boots to work and the heels on them are typically 1-2 inches. I miss out on so many cute shoes due to not wearing heels anymore.
reginaphalange1 I love you and I wished I knew who you are/were.
Wait, what? I had no idea that those two posters were the same person. I was around for the (unjust) bannings under my old screen name.
I love when people call out HGF's followers. I am surprised HGF even replied after you called her out she rarely ever replies when someone does.
Not sure how long you have been around, but HGF has gotten people banned from here for being "mean" and hurting her feelers.
I'm impressed you think I have that much power! I have a thick enough skin that I have zero fucks to give what people say on an Internet message board think about me -- let alone enough fucks to give to have my feelers hurt.
omg. Seriously, you don't remember that you are biotch that got linger banned.
Sorry, I had nothing to do with that. Her own actions got her and Stage banned. You can blame me if it makes you feel better, but that was not my doing.
I complained to KGs about harassing behaviour in PMs and about behaviour on the boards that I thought went beyond the pale of even the snarkiest of snarky answers.
I'm willing to put my name out here, because I frankly don't give a rat's ass (and I have a thick enough skin to tolerate whatever happens), since you asked, @itzMS for people to say if they complained.
But do you really expect anyone to honestly say, "Oh, I bitched about Stage and Linger" after the way you're all idolizing them here? No way. People are going to be afraid to say, "Oh, I complained," because they'll get reamed for it.
Stage and Linger gave good advice. They were blunt, honest, and to the point. But they also, often, crossed the line into bullying. But they're also the super-cool, popular, high-school mean girls that everyone wanted to be liked by, and no one was willing to disagree with for fear of being ridiculed, made fun of, treated condescendingly, or mocked.
I realise this is a public forum and people can say whatever they want, and you can walk away from any threads you don't like. But when the forums are dominated by personalities that intimidate, that stifle commentary and conversation, that mock and ridicule, something has to give.
I know some of these are a bit behind. I was at work and there is no internet at the location I was at.
HGF why are you talking about yourself since I have been reminded that you used to be lemclane?
If anyone thinks I joined 2 weeks ago, then please do some research and at least look up my post history. I have been here since 2012 and HGF was in the same month and year as I. None of the regulars over there liked her either.
Since I am so much behind. I love Gilmore Girls, too.
TK gods seemed behind lately. I flagged a few vending posts a during the day and they are still there.
I wished I could wear high heels again. I have many shoes that I cannot wear anymore due not being used to wearing heels. I wear boots to work and the heels on them are typically 1-2 inches. I miss out on so many cute shoes due to not wearing heels anymore.
reginaphalange1 I love you and I wished I knew who you are/were.
Wait, what? I had no idea that those two posters were the same person. I was around for the (unjust) bannings under my old screen name. Yep, lemclane and HGF are one in the same.
I truly don't see how anyone can still be so butthurt a year later over people getting banned from a wedding planning forum. Get the fuck over it. I don't care what happened here a year ago (nor do most of the newer regs, to my knowledge). Who are you helping by bringing it up? Even if I don't like someone, I have even less respect for someone always blaring "I don't like this person and neither should you!" How fucking childish is that? There are plenty of people here I don't much care for, but I keep it to myself.
Re: Sh!t my husband says
I'm the fuck out.
I'm the fuck out.
*Formerly ctexasgurl26 and mrsridings061513*
Baby William born June 11, 2014 Weighing 6 lbs 5 oz and 17.5 inches long
I'm the fuck out.
Wow. I'm starting to get a sense of why people warned me away from wedding boards...
I love goofing around on this site but this is tedious, sad version of "Mean Girls."
I like @HisGirl- she's been nothing but thoughtful and kind in her posts. But if I didn't, wouldn't it just be easier to ignore her?
You kinda need a zipcode in an address line in order to be able to find the correct address. . . right?
"Love is the one thing we're capable of perceiving that transcends time and space."
I'm sorry.
I also recognize a lot of screen names on this thread that I haven't seen post in a while. I remember you guys had pretty awesome posts. So.
Yep, lemclane and HGF are one in the same.