Way back when we first started planning, my FI and I were discussing wedding colors. He said he didn't really care, but he didn't want purple. His exact words were, "I dunno, purple seems like a fat color. I feel fat wearing it." OK, whatever sweetie. We'll go with blue.
Fast forward to last night, where he tells me he ordered tuxes. Yay! I asked him about them, and he told me his will be the classic black and white, while the groomsmen have colored vests. What color?
Purple.
I just stared at him. "Ha ha, you're joking, right?"
"No....why?"
"...."
Oh hun. Good thing he's cute.