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Re: Color me shocked

  • MaryGraceRichMaryGraceRich member
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    edited June 2014
    If I werw invited I would be screwed. I am a little overweight, I don't drink and I am TTC. Triple threat. I wonder if he would chase me away with a fly swatter something.
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  • Rebl90Rebl90 member
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    What's crazy to me is that he told me one of the bms is a size 22, but that doesn't bother him, only pregnant women would "ruin the pictures". I don't miss working with him!
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  • beetherybeethery member
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    MaryGraceRich said:
    If I werw invited I would be screwed. I am a little overweight, I don't drink and I am TTC. Triple threat. I wonder if he would chase me away with a fly swatter something.
    I'd power shoot the baby at him. THAT'LL LEARN YA, YA SHIT!
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    Mandatory weigh ins before entry.
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  • FiancBFiancB member
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    Whenever something like this comes up, I feel the strong urge to mail in some used tampons to prove that my uterus is fetus-free. Also someone should start sneaking him some major calories so he gains weight, Mean Girls style. 
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