FI and I are 99.9% sure we are not having children. Just about everyone that knows us is aware - because people like to ask about our reproductive plans often. Over the weekend, we attended a birthday party for a friend's toddler. Another friend was there with her newborn. I held the newborn, as did my FI. The mother took some really cute pictures of us holding her kid and then posted them on FB.
My friend texted me: You guys holding that baby is so sweet! I really hope you change your minds and have one!
Someone commented on the picture: I thought you didn't like kids.
Another friend texted me: You guys would make a really cute kid!
Why. Why. WHY?!?!?!?