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Spin-off: Share the Ugliest Bridesmaid Dresses

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So much cheetah print:
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  • vulpiepopvulpiepop member
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    When bridesmaids become bouquets:
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    I'm not sure what to call this:
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  • emmaaaemmaaa mod
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  • ashley8918ashley8918 member
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    I... I don't know what's happening here:

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  • thisismynickname2thisismynickname2 member
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    Darn! Why didn't I have my BMs keep their socks on? What a great look. 
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  • ohannabelleohannabelle member
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    ashley8918 said:
    I... I don't know what's happening here:

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    What's happening there is the 1960s, mainstream American wedding trying to be groovy with a far out hot pink and orange combo. They aren't squares! (But still hanging onto those chapel veils.)
    Like this:


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    Can't you just smell the Aquanet and Dippity-Do?

    By the seventies, the little veils were gone, replaced by the romantic floppy hat, and daisies replaced carnations.


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  • holyguacamole79holyguacamole79 member
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    I seriously need to find pics from my college roommate's wedding.  She had us in some ugly-ass dresses.

    Until then,
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  • rajahmdrajahmd member
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    sarahbear31 said:

    I seriously need to find pics from my college roommate's wedding.  She had us in some ugly-ass dresses.

    Until then,
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    I love how two people found the same nightmare.
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  • PrincessOfHavocPrincessOfHavoc member
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    I happily burned the dress and pictures.

    Dark amethyst, a line, chiffon strap almost cap sleeves, corset laced back, bride did require the modesty panel. Pretty basic, non offensive dress.

    Until the Zombie Momzilla came along, and feasted on brains until we got a Zombie Bridezilla.

    So to wedding up those dresses....

    1 - Neon purple glitter tulle ruffle on hem.

    2 - Neon purple glitter tulle sash with an explosion of a bow on the ass.

    3 - Neon pink, orange and lime faux flowers, covered with some festive gold glitter, in a bouquet explosion to cover the corset lacing and flop down the exploded tulle to hang from ones ass.

    And for headwear - the same damn tulle and flowers in a hairline level headband.

    As such, I hate on floral head gear to this day. It all looks bad to me.
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  • beetherybeethery member
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    I fucking love these pictures. Especially the 50's-80's ones. They are fucking hilarious.

    I wish I could find a picture of my aunt's wedding. There was a lot of white tulle, and biiiiiiig floppy hats with flower accents. Their wedding song, I'm told, was 'Endless Love'.

    They got married in February '85.
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  • goldchocobo.defunct635829490514903826goldchocobo.defunct635829490514903826 member
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    My mother got married in '79.  There were floppy hats ^_^  And the dresses were a very light green.  

    Yesterday was my parents anniversary.

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  • beetherybeethery member
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    The color-coordinated gloves/shoes!!!!!! I FUCKING LOVE IT!!!! hahahahaha that's amazing!
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  • goldchocobo.defunct635829490514903826goldchocobo.defunct635829490514903826 member
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    The chick in the glasses oh the bride's right (our left) looks like she re-evaluating her friendship choices right then and there.
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  • beetherybeethery member
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    I can see the "Fuck my entire life" thought in her head. Can't you? hahahahaha
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  • AlexaF2014AlexaF2014 member
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    ohannabelle said:
    And more from the 60s...walkin in a winter WTF.

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    Painting on velvet, stuffed poodle and penguin....amazing.
    I died. Trying to keep my laughter in at work, failing.
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  • ohannabelleohannabelle member
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    goldchocobo said:
    I'll just leave this here:

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    What?  What the hell?
    I need explanations!
    At first I thought they were lady-scarecrow outfits, and they had birds perched on their hats,and then realized those were angel wings in the background.
    Which still explains nothing about this. 
    What is on that child's head?????? Are those yarn Holly Hobby braids?
    Why are these women being swallowed by my great-auntie's Thanksgiving tablecloth?
    Or are they some kind of Hee-Haw dance team coven? 

    I want more pictures of this wedding.

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  • doeydodoeydo member
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    I guess they were trying to match the venue?
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  • thisismynickname2thisismynickname2 member
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    These were from 2008. Faces painted out to protect the innocent. Edit: Sorry for double attachment.
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  • badbnagdwaybadbnagdway member
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    These are all amazing. 

    Tagging this thread and also will say that I attended a "cleavage wedding" where I was a BM and my dress was super booby. That was how the bride wanted it apparently and the bride and her MOM showed even more boob than me! Some of the pictures are almost pornographic. 
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  • goldchocobo.defunct635829490514903826goldchocobo.defunct635829490514903826 member
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    If I was asked to be a bridesmaid at this wedding I think I would politely decline:

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  • MandyMostMandyMost member
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    That one with the cheetah print and the socks....I bet they were all wearing knee-high boots they just hadn't put on yet!
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  • MandyMostMandyMost member
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    I once had to wear a strapless bridesmaids dress with a train. It wasn't even a formal wedding! We had to pay to get bustles put into the dresses. And there were also sashes that were super long to go with the train we had to have fixed, too. It was terrible. And the kicker? All of us and the bride all preferred a halter-style tea-length gown from the same designer, which they didn't have to try on in her color at the store we were at....but the bride seriously didn't realize you could order any dress in any color and any length. We had strapless dresses and trains because the bride was totally ignorant. Even after explaining it. At length. Ugh.
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  • thisismynickname2thisismynickname2 member
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    @mandymost ignorance is hilarious.  My first friend got married at age 20. In a southern state. In July.
    We wore formal, A-line, full-length taffeta gowns for an afternoon wedding with a reception in the church hall.  We just had no idea. She found the gowns in a JC-Penny catalog and we thought they were appropriate.  
    (The dresses were very nice and I don't cringe at the photos at all, for what that's worth.) 
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  • ashley8918ashley8918 member
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    WUT.
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