...inviting H and I to the "wedding" of two friends.
Two friends who we know, FOR A FACT, are having a secret destination elopement very soon, but not telling anyone.
And the "wedding" is on NYE.
With a "cocktail reception beginning at 7pm." Of course, the whole event goes until midnight. No actual food for 5 hours. Awesome.
We've been instructed to "dress to impress."
Aaand they were kind enough to include their registry information.
I can't make this crap up. I seriously wish a good long stint on the E board was mandatory to apply for a marriage license.